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Minecraft ARG but the protagonist is so SO stupid they don't even know how to properly play Minecraft and that somehow manages to save them from being "inevitably" destroyed by the entity

or the entity gets rage baited by their stupidity and actually tries to help them

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WHATEVER YOU DO AT THE CROSSROADS DON'T TURN LEFT

AT THE CROSSROADS DON'T TURN LEFT

at the Crossroads don't Turn left

At the crossroads don't turn left

(being serious I watched the new video on oneshef's channel and searching for a world that doesn't exist for the first time, both in a row, and found out these videos will feed me for the rest of my life lmfao)

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how I literally felt while posting this

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WHATEVER YOU DO AT THE CROSSROADS DON'T TURN LEFT

AT THE CROSSROADS DON'T TURN LEFT

at the Crossroads don't Turn left

At the crossroads don't turn left

(being serious I watched the new video on oneshef's channel and searching for a world that doesn't exist for the first time, both in a row, and found out these videos will feed me for the rest of my life lmfao)

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I feel so dumb for watching searching for a world that doesn't exist only now :_)

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WHATEVER YOU DO AT THE CROSSROADS DON'T TURN LEFT

AT THE CROSSROADS DON'T TURN LEFT

at the Crossroads don't Turn left

At the crossroads don't turn left

(being serious I watched the new video on oneshef's channel and searching for a world that doesn't exist for the first time, both in a row, and found out these videos will feed me for the rest of my life lmfao)

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a roblox arg entity meets a Minecraft arg entity

the minecraft entity functioning it's own way the roblox entity doesn't understand and the roblox entity talking about things Minecraft entity misunderstands

both team up on the Minecraft protagonist and the roblox protagonist

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And then they kiss

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funniest fucking reblog of my post

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a roblox arg entity meets a Minecraft arg entity

the minecraft entity functioning it's own way the roblox entity doesn't understand and the roblox entity talking about things Minecraft entity misunderstands

both team up on the Minecraft protagonist and the roblox protagonist

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WHY DOES EVERY POST ABOUT MINECRAFT ARG OR SIMPLY MINECRAFT SKYROCKET ON MY PROFILE

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I feel like im stuck in the Minecraft arg community speaking of inside Tumblr and all, this is interesting

is this because I've been liking posts of assimilation x andreW (totally)

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guys with superpowers but they have such personalities or weaknesses that they become effectively useless to their team and themselves and they HAVE to overcome those weaknesses (not must, HAVE)

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dont turn left at the crossroads

hmmm wonder what could that mean anyways let's try going left

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Minecraft/roblox arg but the protagonist meets so many types of common arg entities that they have no care if they're gonna die

the entity

some kind of malware

an infestation or hivemind

whatever the hell the anomaly is that places obsidian obelisks for no reason

the glitch

the predator

the cave lurker

the mimic

etc. etc. yada yada

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I see people like my arg post that's awesome

makes me genuinely wanna start a little story of my own involving an arg entity and some player who don't give a cupcake

I'm good at making ocs I swear

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why are my own posts appearing on my front page

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hear me out

a (found) family consisting of a grumpy, serious and/or stoic man, with a silly adopted kid

but then the grumpy man meets the old sassy woman and THAT woman can potentially become the silly child's adoptive mother! wife up the grump!!

also consider the fact that the grumpy old man can adopt not one, but two/three kids (bonus point if none of the kids are related)

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thinking about average minecraft/roblox args. sometimes they are very average and the protagonist is scared and stuff. other times the creators of args get creative a lil. but i'm inspired by oneshef on YouTube rn with his 'minecraft art but the protagonist is a speedrunner' video (go check it out) and what I like to see more of in args is:

the protagonist being smart

the protagonist not giving one bit of a cupcake

the protagonist being weirder than the entity

the protagonist being a comedian

there being several protagonists and at least one of them is self-aware (or being any of the above)

the entity being a comedian

the entity being very sarcastic

the entity realizing the protagonist is too stupid for their own sake

the entity giving up

the entity needing help from the protagonist because there's a stronger entity nearby (hero & villain bonding over mutual enemy)

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today's vibe is a robot + robot ship.

I obviously know that people like to ship human + robot, and yes that is 100% cool. and yes I like human + robot but.

but what if. robot + robot. what if the two stupid programs loving eachother no matter how much data any of the robots have. one designed for one purpose and the other for another. and they love each other even with their purposes set clear and maybe not even allowing the robots to be together.

this can be platonic too, like two or more background character robots beefing/goofing around with each other

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for my first (or, actually, second) post I'd like to say we need to discuss more about sentient weapons. we need to explore a sentient weapon's personality and how much they trust their wielder or not and what they feel if the wielder gets hurt. kinda want a half-sarcastic sentient sword be worried for me when I almost get my arm cut off

and for the love of god sentient weapons are good as they are no need to turn them into women/men