Haley

175 years old | professional job haver and taxes payer | I'm not a vampire | Why would you even ask me that? | What's wrong with you? >She/her/hers <3

[vaginawoolf666]

Sometimes I reimagine the x files but if they were a butch and femme lesbian. Like the plot doesn’t change but mulder is a hot butch. That’s actually the only reboot I would accept but they have to have that same crazy chemistry that DD AND GA had. Need that

[vaginawoolf666]

I just thought about butchfemme mulder and scully again I’m kicking my giant ugly feet

[vaginawoolf666]

I’m reading a book about renaissance Florence and the scholar who wrote it just referred to the city as “the ultimate memory palace”. I know a fucking HANNIBAL ENJOYER when I see one

[cantfindmenowlosers]

AND YOU'RE TELLING ME PEOPLE THINKS THIS MAN TOPS????

(Maybe when Will lets him)

[vaginawoolf666]

Will Graham top propaganda is the only thing I’m falling for

[mulderscully]

Yeah, I'm still counting down all of the days 'Til you're just another girl on the subway

[vaginawoolf666]

Just rewatched the Hannibal season 2 finale and I am reaching out to regretfully inform everyone that they did not run away together… this time. See y’all next time I feel like hurting myself

[irreparableteacup]

[vaginawoolf666]

Too woke for TikTok = just woke enough for tumblr

Too hot for Instagram = slightly sexy on tumblr

Too smart for Twitter = smart enough for tumblr

[vaginawoolf666]

Edits of straight people make me so uncomfortable. Like… get away from her

[vaginawoolf666]

Two of my favorite shows feature Gillian Anderson being very involved with the FBI and working with an undiagnosed autistic brunette man???

[depsidase]

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

1x05 || 2x13

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[vaginawoolf666]

I need to watch something that will put me on a 24 hour hold. Right now. Send recs

[petr1kov]

watching twin peaks is hard because sometimes you think 'these characters could use some therapy'. and then you remember that some of them did seek out professional help but their only option was this

[vaginawoolf666]

Guys I’m back from the fucking hellscape of TikTok and can I just say it was rough over there. You can’t say anything of substance without getting banned or reported. I tried to comment “I hate gay people” on a hannigram edit. Immediately taken down….

[willgrahamwednesday]

Today is Will Graham Wednesday, July 23rd, 2025

[vaginawoolf666]

He is me

[angelswouldnthelpyou]