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HELLO my dear friends, i have a small housekeeping update for you!! so the valduggery masterpost has been fully updated as of just now, but in updating it i hit some kind of character or image limit in the tumblr post system lmao so i decided to move it to a separate page on my blog. the original post was here, the new post/page updated all the way through seasons of war is here. yes i still feel shame, yes i still scream into this bone hell. enjoy!!!

#valduggery #we ride here in awful bone jail....forever lmfao

LMAO YES THE ANON IS STILL HERE IM STILL HERE IM SO GLAD UR FINALLY FEEDING ME . on my way to read it now...... 🙏 bless u

OMG YESSS I’M SO GLAD....sorry u waited two years asd;lfksdfkl I HOPE YOU LIKE IT FRIEND <3

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Title: vide noir

Rating: E

Pairing: Valkyrie Cain/Lord Vile, Valkyrie Cain/Skulduggery Pleasant (implied)

Summary: “I know you can talk,” Valkyrie said. “I’ve heard you in my world before.”

Silence, which somehow still disappointed her, though of course she hadn’t expected him to answer. Suddenly—like a voice in a dream, only half-there, quiet and rasping—"What did I say?“

She was taken aback, and she only stared at him at first, as though trying to process that he’d actually spoken. Then, "My name,” Valkyrie said. “You just said my name.”

#vilekyrie #valduggery #lmfao the last post on my blog is an anon asking about this fic...like two years ago....WELL I HOPE YOU'RE STILL AROUND HERE IT IS #this has been half-finished in my drafts for two years and if i look at it for any longer i will simply Hurl #my fic

hey so .... when u gonna post that Good Ass vilekyrie content u said u were workin on twitter..... we all want it

*SWEATS* it is coming!!!! at some vague undefined point in the future!! i am still writing it i promise haha, it’s just slow going. keep your eyes open!!

#it's uh...a little more....Sauce....than i am used to writing #so i keep going back and rewriting large parts of it #but sooooon (ish) (maybe) (NO PROMISES OKAY)#Anonymous

Title: ancient names

Pairing: Valkyrie Cain/Skulduggery Pleasant

Summary: He ducked under her leg and reached up as she stumbled to grab her thigh, pulled her low to him. “You’re not Valkyrie,” he said.

Skulduggery and Valkyrie fight a succubus.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13885029

#I'M SO SORRY BUT ALSO LOWKEY PROUD THAT I ACTUALLY WROTE AND POSTED A THING #even though this was only accomplished through editing as i go and then giving it a once over #and then tossing it unbeta'ed into the unsuspecting world at 2 in the morning #skulduggery pleasant #valduggery

HEY what is up my pals, 4 years ago i committed an act of questionable moral latitude and way too much free time and made a valduggery masterpost with 9 zillion screenshots and i just now A LITTLE BELATEDLY returned from the figurative dead and updated it for tdotl and spx and i just thought i should fling a link here in case it helps anyone resource-wise or simply as a source of Huge Screams. i am so sorry for what i have wrought upon the world. this has been a public service announcement, thank you.

#one day i will have to face god for this #skulduggery pleasant #valduggery #ALSO JUST SO YOU KNOW: FOUR YEARS AGO I HAD RESTRAINT #I COULD DISTANCE MYSELF AND FAIRLY JUDGE WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE PERCEIVED AS SHIPPY #BUT THESE DAYS I COULD SEE THE WORD ''AND'' AND START CRYING ABOUT MY SHIP SO JUST UH BE PREPARED #THE LAST 2 BOOKS ARE JUST LIKE 40 SCREENSHOTS EACH

mistlegeddon here i COME

Title: the not-quite-golden bough

Pairing: Valkyrie Cain/Skulduggery Pleasant

Summary: “All of that, I get,” Valkyrie said a moment later. “Like, it’s weird, but most of these guys are weird, so whatever. What I still don’t understand is why he’s killing this tree—this apparently very important tree—with a mistletoe infestation.”

Additional Tags: Mistletoe, unconventional mistletoe kissing, weird gross slush in Valkyrie's boots

read on ao3

#skulduggery pleasant #valduggery #mistletoe tropefic 2k13

go, run, prompt, write, dream, live, ship, read the rules.

#skulduggery pleasant #valduggery

Valkyrie sighed. “We don’t have a crew,” she said. “We have a large collection of five year-olds.”

or, the piracy and ensuing adventures of co-captains pleasant and cain throughout the seven seas.

#pirate au!!!!!!#i am trash already so i am going to trash tag it alright alright alright #skulduggery pleasant #valduggery

i cannot fucking believe

#skulduggery pleasant #valduggery #i keep telling myself ill stop posting skeleton shit on this account

Right before they reached the hotel, Skulduggery’s gloved fingers pressed the symbols on his collarbones, and a face flowed up over his skull.

#hot facade 2k13 #skulduggery pleasant #valduggery #spoilers #lsodm spoilers #shitty quality bc my internet isn't good enough to download 720p of anything alright alright

diddlydoodlydarnit

what if skul sang val to sleep but because thEY’RE NOT in LOVE. he sang her the gentle soothing lyrics of whistle by flo rida

#this post belongs here

The valduggery masterpost you made? It made me cry. And not just like a few tears. Like really cry. Hard. My parents think I've gone mad.

(✿◠‿◠) my job here is done

#Anonymous #ask2

ah, yes. hello. this is a little art piece i like to call: "what the FUCK have i done", subtitled "i made a shipping masterpost™ for valduggery. this is The Skeleteen Post of your wildest dreams and nightmares." *

*obviously not everyone will agree about what is or is not a ““ship"" moment i am not speaking for anyone but my garbage self

UPDATE 3/2/18 hey y’all what’s up it’s been 4 and a half years and i’m still screaming into this garbage hole, i finally updated this post for tdotl and spx, i holler, i can’t believe it, i post 40 screenshots and die

UPDATE 4/26/20 SALUT, this post grew too long and powerful for tumblr text post limits to contain it so you can find the new and fully updated version here. have a good day!

(01) SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT & (02) PLAYING WITH FIRE