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closed rp blog for Saber from fire emblem echoes: shadows of valentia. written by Ky (21+, she/they). blue lions professor. affiliated with the officer’s academy.
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you wouldn't last an hour in the deeprealm that raised me
anniversary 2025 / gauntlet +1
the guy shiro's rolled in with — professor? knight? responsible chaperone? he never got the chance to ask — jumps in without hesitation. whew. if he didn't have a bunch of burly men at his throat right now, he'd have thanked the redhead for sparing him the lecture.
oh, there it is. property damage. well, put like that...yeah, it doesn't look great.
"i'll cover it," he reassures, feeling a smidge defensive. if word about this got out, there was no doubt in his mind that he'd be chewed out for it. but in his defense — if it even mattered to anyone — it wasn't as though he sought to wreck havoc for the fun of it. "look, i'm not trying to pick fights. these guys came at me first, so i ju-"
their brief moment of respite is cut off by an enraged yowl as another person, this one sporting a filthy bandana that might've once been colored orange, lunges at him. the stranger's ringed knuckles just about skim the top of his left cheekbone when shiro sharply pulls right, balls his fist, and returns the favor to the nose.
crunch. aw, hell.
no sooner than the crook stumbles back, does shiro spot two other members of the merry little rat pack poised to strike his companion from the rear.
"heads up! behind you!"
There's more of them? Great, Saber thinks to himself, as he whirls around towards the newcomers, not quite fast enough to dodge their wild swings. A kick catches him in the side, and a punch grazes his jaw, before he manages to shove them into each other, scrambling away for space.
At least the kid seems to be holding his own, so that's one less thing to worry about. "Good hit," he praises, back-to-back with the student now. "But if you don't actually want to fight, we can still just try to leave. No harm, no foul, if you can pay the bills."
However, if the kid does have the funds to bail them out and the will to take on half the tavern... Saber's quickly running out of excuses to be a killjoy. He remembers what it's like, being too young with too much fight and nowhere to put it, a normal ailment for normal boys. The thing about resolving conflicts is that you can talk shit out, or you can simply keep swinging until you win. Both work!
Saber's cheeks are starting to hurt, and he has a sneaking suspicion that his grin is becoming more feral by the second. He aims the expression directly at the two thugs who had tried to sneak up on him earlier, now charging back in. "Let's just try for some conflict resolution, hm?" he offers. "One way or another."
what if we were both girldads at the hatchery
Nasir + Saber, Anniversary 2025 (Flying +1)
Nasir chuckles softly as the other man stumbles into him, remaining as firm and still as a tree in the midst of a quiet forest. Anyone who knew him would likely remark that it was entirely unusual for him to remain so steadfast in one place. Nasir was a man who was always on the move after all, if not travelling, then moving his body in one way or another.
But his stillness now is for one very important reason. That being: one of the little birds in this hatchery has taking a liking to him, or rather, his hair. He had tried moving earlier, only to upset it and send it into a hysteric squaking fit. Much to his displeasure he couldn't move, for if he does, he's almost certain that the small bird may end up pooping in his hair as protest. And he didn't exactly wish to be washing that out later.
"Move? I'd love to, but I don't wish to disturb the little one atop my head," He says, gesturing to the aforementioned bird making a messy nest out of his curls. He glances down at the man, noting his rather attractive face. Shame his heart was already stolen by another, or he might remark to himself that this stranger was exactly his type.
"Carrying an awful lot for one person; aren't you there?" Long lashes flutter over his sea blue eyes as Nasir chuckles softly to himself once more, "Don't you have anyone to help you? Or are you working all by your lonesome, handsome?"
Of course, just because his affections lay elsewhere, that didn't mean he couldn't tease the poor sap a little.
Heh. Somebody thinks they're real cute, huh? Seeing how unbothered the other man is by all this, Saber makes no move to step away. "Why, are you offering?" he teases with a tilt of his head. "It's just me today, I'm pretty sure. But if you're already busy with all that mother-henning..."
Well, there's nothing else for it. Saber can stand here flirting with anybody he fancies all day long, but he's still got a job to do, doesn't he? Carefully, deliberately, the merc shimmies aside in the tight space, leaning over the other man in a bid to securely place the wobbly stack of objects on the counter.
A breath, then two... Slowly letting go, Saber lets out a sigh of relief as the tower stands, for now. Not one to tempt fate, he immediately starts moving all the supplies off the stack, piece by piece. "Give me a minute and I'll have free hands to---ha!---get that chick out of your hair," he offers, voice hushed with amusement. They're still a little too close for polite company, but Saber doesn't mind.
Oh, that reminds him. "The name's Saber, by the way." He shoots a sly smirk at the stranger, only a flash of teeth. "Even if 'handsome' works just fine."
Alm struggles a bit with this one, truth told—not because he doesn't have any good ideas, but because he doesn't know which of those good ideas is a great idea. He asks around for clues as to what Saber might genuinely enjoy for his birthday, then paces. Walks through the marketplace, then paces. Helps himself to a snack, since a snack-less brain is an unproductive brain, and then—yup—paces.
Because here's the thing: Saber kept Celica safe. It's more than what any mercenary would typically do for coin, and it's better than what Alm managed to do for her when the gods were rotting and the land suffered alongside them. So if Saber hadn't been there, who knows what Celica would've lost? Limbs? Life? The little light in her eyes when she smiled, or the firm set of her jaw when she dedicated herself to something?
It's terrifying to think—so no, Alm can't just throw the man a feast and call it a day. By the time he does settle on something, it's late—but fortunately, Saber seems to still be up.
"Hey—sorry for catching you so late. But the guards haven't changed their shifts yet, so it's still before midnight, right?" Right. Which means it's still fine for him to hold out his gift for Saber to take: a high-quality flask made of steel and fitted into a leather sleeve. There aren't any engravings or fancy ornaments; it's simple, clean, and most importantly, sturdy. It's meant for a soldier's grip and will likely last for years. "The smith promised that it wouldn't dent no matter how many times you knocked it around, and I made sure to pick one that's not too flashy."
Just something straightforward, utilitarian, and dependable—very much like its new owner.
"Happy birthday, Saber. I always wished I could've told you this way earlier, but... thanks. For everything."
When word had reached Saber's ears that His-Majesty-King-Alm-of-the-One-Kingdom himself was running around the monastery like a headless chicken, never in his life would he have imagined that Saber's birthday would be the reason. "This is what had you so worked up all day? People were getting worried, you know," the merc teases with a raised eyebrow. "Still, it's a mighty fine flask. Thanks, kid."
Alm's clearly the honest type, and so when Saber takes the gift in hand, he indeed finds the leather soft and supple, the steel polished and cool to the touch. Mila knows he's got more than enough places to stash a swig of liquor or two, but still, how many mercs can boast that they got their best flask as a gift from the king? Saber's never been one for the finer things in life, but the good things, well, one can never have enough of those.
And as for the damned wriggly feelings that comes with all this… "You don't owe me anything," Saber says with a sigh, not unkindly. Truth be told, he'll always have his doubts about the youngsters on the throne. Too bullheaded, too rash, too busy trying to fix everything that they miss what's right in front of them. But a girl who personally swash-buckled a horde of pirates for her people, and a boy who scoured the whole market to thank an old sewer rat like Saber—if nothing else, they're different from the others. Kinder than who their fathers were.
Maybe it's a good thing. "So rest easy and keep the continent in one peace, yeah?" Saber jokes, clapping the king on the shoulder in camaraderie. "Just hire me like a normal guy next time."
Finally! Today was the day!
"I overhead that it was your birthday, Saber, so I came as quickly as possible!" A wide smile plasters over Tsubaki's lips as if it were his birthday and he was the one about to receive the gift of a lifetime but, alas! It was Saber! What a lucky man!
Tsubaki turns, lifts up a ginormous gift basket filled to the brim with skincare, and plops it onto Saber's desk.
"At last, a remedy for your cracking skin, oily hair, and scruffy beard!" Tsubaki beams brightly with a laugh, "Happy birthday! If you need any assistance, please don't be afraid to call upon me! Otherwise, I should assume you will cease looking like a strip of sun-dried leather starting from next week onward? I will be checking."
"Uh," Saber replies intelligently, glancing between the heaving basket in the middle of his desk and the grinning knight in the middle of his office. He blinks once, twice, thinking that maybe it's just his imagination---but no, they're still there, impossible to ignore.
A bit of a wild shot, since it's not like Saber's ever had much of an imagination anyway.
"Thanks? I guess?" he tries, too baffled to be even be offended. He's a little scared to look this gift horse, wait, basket, in the mouth (what does that even mean, Saber?), considering how deranged Tsubaki got last time about his soaps. "That's fine," he continues, not entirely sure what he's agreeing to but it's probably nothing good, "happy birthday to you too, lad."
I can at least use the jars for something, probably? he thinks, as he hustles Tsubaki out the door.
He's not too hard to find. She spots him in the dining hall, sword leaned against the chair.
Celica takes a seat next to him at the table. With a soft thunk, she sets her gifts on the table: a large wine jug and a fine two-toned whetstone, both wrapped in ribbon.
"They say all a merc needs is a sharp blade and a full glass." She gives a knowing smile. "A little taste of Valentia, all the way from Ram Village. It wasn't easy getting it here, but I know a few people."
"Happy birthday, Saber. You do good work. If you ever decide to settle down, the One Kingdom will always have a place for you. I'll make sure of it."
Said merc lets out a hearty laugh. "Who taught you that, lass?" he replies with a raised eyebrow. Celica's a smart cookie, and she's hardly wrong, of course---Saber is indeed a man of simple pleasures. But even then, it's nice to have a cause to believe in, a friend to share a drink with, a place to think of as home, even as he wanders anywhere but.
He reaches out and unwraps the whetstone, turning it over in callous hands. Birthdays don't mean much to him anymore, but he'll treasure her gifts all the same. "You don't need to butter me up, Celica," he says, voice warm, with a shake of his head. Honestly, he's feeling quite buttered up anyway. "You know me. Just call and I'll be there."
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i'm sure it's nothing
harpstring moon, any skill hanahaki prompt.
-- OH, SWEET JUSTICE. LOVELY payback. Debts come to kiss him and fail him. Randal knew these sorts of things well! That a stab to the back be welcomed like an old friend was a skill required of frequent gamblers and mercenaries-for-hire, triple so if you wanted to call yourself both. He does not mind consequences, because he can simply run away from them. Fall through a gap in time and space and come back in a decade, or perhaps a decade prior. It was all the same to him.
A bit hard to run away from his own chest, though.
Randal hears tell-tale of the so-called flower-vomiting disease and rolls his eyes. Something you get because you can't let go of your feelings? He has never heard of something to be less worried about. Indeed, many who have laid at his bedside have complained that he doesn't hold onto those feelings enough.
Well, sucks to suck! Look who's winning now! That's right, it's the strength of emotional distance! Of not giving a damn and minding your own business! Of taking the money and asking no questions! Of-
He cheats at cards at the tavern and coughs.
Someone pats him on the back, makes fun of him for being so terrible at smoking at his age. Randal laughs along and clears his throat thrice to get rid of the itch. It does not leave, and so he excuses himself to the toilet, forfeiting the round. Not that he was gambling anymore, but...
The annoyance at a game poorly-abandoned chases itself away as what makes itself known in the toilet is not half-digested drink, but wilted clovers.
What the hell????
Randal sorts thrice through his mind to see if he's ever loved someone, comes up empty, and scolds himself. Even if he had fallen head over heels for someone, those afflicted only seem to be ones who are unrequited and can't let go of the thought. Or, rather: they can't admit it.
Is that the problem? A lack of admittance of something? The thought has Randal's blood running cold and summarily triggers another plethora of clovers to spill out from his lips. In that case: yes, well, one doesn't become a regular at any bar with truth as their language.
Someone bangs at the stall door and he pulls himself away sluggishly. It's only leaves, he reasons- he can just eat them back down the way they came. Another delightful way to be closer to his horse, or whatnot.
This will not ruin his night. No- this is something he can beat down, he is certain. He's not even certain that his theories are correct, or that he even has the damn disease. Perhaps he's just eaten some grass, and forgotten?
He pulls himself back into the fray. His seat at the table has already been taken. Randal scans the bar, catches sight of someone toying with something in their hands by themself. A game, perhaps? More importantly, a distraction.
Randal pulls himself into the seat next to them. "Room for me?" he gets out in a tone he hopes is wry, but ends up being gruffer than he'd like. It is only then that he recognizes the face- or at least, thinks he does. Someone from that Valentian land, was it? Perhaps a soldier of devotion, perhaps a mercenary, his memory was too scrambled to remember. Nonetheless, he uses it as an excuse to pound the man in the back.
"Not that I'm givin' ya much of a choice!" he harumphs. "Long time no see, right? You should be welcomin' me over with a drink or summat!"
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Another long night, another double pint at the tavern. Saber takes a glug out of his stein, feeling the amber liquid rush down his throat, letting out a sigh of satisfaction. Tonight's a night for relaxing, he's decided. Relaxing, winding down, chilling, as the young'uns say, away from his stupid job and his stupid students and the stupid problems that come with both those stupid things.
Honestly, Saber wishes all those kids would just figure out their damn lives already and stop driving the faculty up the wall. Throwing up flowers? From being afraid of feelings? What's there to be scared of? Just tell the girl you don't love her and take the slap in the face like a champ! It gets easier with practice, like everything else in life.
But that's neither here nor there, and it's not like he can actually say that to the prissy nobles, goddammit. Less worrying about the children, more drinking. Mila willing, he'll have some peace and quiet tonight.
...
...
And so the merc whiles the hours away. It goes pretty well, all things considered, until some fella plops down right next to him---can't they see he's having some alone time?---and straight up decks him across the back. "Argh---" Saber splutters, choking on the latest gulp of his beer, coughing up a storm. "Warn a guy next time, okay?" he gripes, spinning around to glare at his attacker. "Who're---Wait a second. Randal??"
Long time no see, isn't that right? No one's found hair nor hide of the dastard since the end of the war, and not for lack of trying. Hell, Saber still gets threats of the 'when's your friend coming back to pay his tab, hmm' variety at half his haunts back home, often enough that he'd started to worry it'll all come down on his head. And it turns out that the gambler's been hiding out in Fodlan all this time?
Saber sighs. Still, Saber's no debt collector, and the guy's pretty decent company when he isn't knee deep in the cards... even though, yeah, that's most of the time. "Fine, this round's on me," the merc relents, ordering with a simple wave at the bartender, "if you swear to stay out of trouble at the betting table tonight."
Strange, actually, that the man is here chatting with Saber instead of already committing unspeakable horrors over there. But why look a gift horse in the mouth?
discombobulate || saber & darios
anniversary prompts '25 // gauntlet +1
Darios had to learn a better way of interacting with mercenaries.
The gaze that wavers not for a moment against his own, even while pulling him forth is something to be admired. He's a man more than worth whatever coin it cost to hire him.
"Please sir, you do the honors," he says as he slides his hands free from his gauntlets. "It'd be rude to to be too harsh on the elderly."
The murmurs grow into loud hoots and hollers. Sizing up his opponent he smiles. "Let's put on a good dance."
The elderly!? Saber throws his head back and laughs and laughs. Damn, maybe he is old---if he were younger, he'd already be pummeling this guy into the dust for much, much less! But all in due time. This runt doesn't know what's coming for him.
The merc matches the other's smile with a grin, all teeth, letting the roar of the crowd fill his veins. "Don't mind if I do, then!"
He rushes forward, boots skidding across the dusty tavern floor. Starting off easy, as if to test the young man's mettle, Saber merely throws a one-two punch into his opponent's shoulder, barely hard enough to bruise.
He lets their gazes meet again, dark brown on steely blue-gray. "You wanna dance? Well, you gotta be fast enough to follow," he taunts, drawing back, crouched low to the ground.
what, you think you're Elvis, or something?
The success of last year’s maid cafe inspires a new spinoff this year. The Muscle Mommy Host Club (name pending) promises muscular delights of all kinds for all their lovely patrons. Their main appeal is to those who want to be taken care of by someone clearly stronger and more capable of them, with services including luxurious back massages and having your steak cut up for you. And if you’ve ever uttered your desire to have your head cracked open like a watermelon between between someone’s massive biceps, simply sign this waiver and make your dreams come true! [Grants Heavy Armor +1] (starter for @valentianblade)
It was a nice idea, as advertised.
As advertised, a place where one could be taken care of, quote, by someone more capable was an ideal that Lachesis would have been pleased to see – not, of course, that she found services provided by employees of any given place to be subpar, or that the household staff of her own home growing up had been anything to sniff at. She was thankful, and gracious, each and every time that she went out, or was waited upon.
However, the more she had grown into herself, into her personality and her ideals and her own very impressive capabilities, the thought of not needing to be so stringent was a fanciful one - perhaps even, a childish part of her said, to find another who was of similar calibre to Eldie.
Similar. As there was no one entirely on his level, and she would not delude herself otherwise.
But upon setting foot within the café and hearing both grunts of pain and delight, and seating herself primly at a table near the admittedly very impressive bay window, Lachesis could not help but think that the whole thing was a hustle.
Her eyes flicked up as the waiter appeared at her shoulder and she scanned him once before giving a single, flat, "Oh."
When the boss had dragged Saber off the street, already trying to offer him the job, he couldn't even believe that people paid real cash for all this. What's so special about buff dudes? Haven't they been to Rigel before? Saber's not hard on the eyes, he knows, but he's hardly worth actually drooling over.
Well, after being actually drooled over for a couple weeks now---he still thinks it's kind of a hustle, but every day he finds he minds less and less. If he has to prance around with more grease on his bare arms than strictly comfortable and spend a couple extra minutes showering every other day, well, he's dealt with worse for shittier jobs, that's for sure!
... and he's no peacock, but it is kind of funny to watch the patrons' mouths go dry when he, fuck if he knows, flexes or crosses his arms or something. Good on the ego, good on the coin-purse, what's not to like?
So when this prim young lady looks him over, expression unusually unimpressed for one of his customers, he goes through a little checklist like the good employee-of-the-month he is. Is there something on his uniform? Is his name tag crooked? Maybe he forgot the sandalwood body spray? But no, he checks, everything's as it should be.
Well, it's probably nothing. Maybe her face just looks like that, who's he to judge? The merc grins with a flash of teeth. "Can I get you anything? We've got meat," he gestures to the menu on the table, "and, well, meat," he gestures at his coworker bridal carrying three giggling young ladies at once, shopping bags and all. "Take your pick, lass. No rush."
fellas, is it gay to date your evil alter?
halloween horrors: the lawyer's strange client ( week three. )
It's a ridiculous reason to entertain a fight, but wars have been started over less in Jugdral for ages. There's nothing amusing about grown men wrestling in middle of the street like animals, howling at each other and indiscrinately striking others for straying too close to their frantic shouting match. Sara wishes one of her allies would knock out Utterson rather than stall any longer in hope that he will come to senses he clearly doesn't possess.
The altercation becomes increasingly physical after Saber intervenes, though Utterson manages to slip out of his grasp, throwing several more punches before rounding on Hilda again. However, he is sorely mistaken if he thinks Hilda an easy mark as she can personally attest. Sara maintains her distance, waiting for an opening to assist with magic. Once blood hits the pavement, she knows she can't afford to be idle.
"Enough."
Sara 10/10HP hits John Utterson 18.5/30HP with Nosferatu at range [Roll: 11 = 1.5 + 0.5 = -2HP; John Utterson 16.5/30HP]
Light surges through the river of her veins and rains in a heavy downpour, sapping the strength of its target. She sighs against the morning, "Look at yourself."
Saber sighs, scrubbing a tired hand over his face. Murders this, blackmail that—turns out it’s just any old lovers’ spat after all, huh. It’s not like Saber hates being right or anything, but he’d rather hoped his hunch wasn’t quite so on the money this time around.
The girls are fighting—is that what the kids say these days? Damn it all for trying to get with the times. But even if I don’t got the saying quite right, he thinks as he glances at Hilda’s bloody axe and the wisps of light magic still clinging to Sara’s hands, it’s probably true enough anyway…!
With that, the merc rushes in again, trying to get himself in front of the students at least. They don’t need to get blood on their hands, not for a mission in the middle of a bustling city for all to see. But what he fails to account for in his haste is the, well, slippery pool of blood on the ground, fresh from Utterson’s wound—“Argh…!”
Saber 10/10HP misses John Utterson 16.5/30HP with Iron Gauntlets [Roll: 1 = -0HP]
—and so he crumples undignified onto the floor, directly in front of the raging lawyer. Utterson sneers, aiming a barrage of sharp kicks at Saber’s side. “Get away from me, you brute!”
John Utterson 25.5/30HP counters and crits Saber 10/10HP with Unarmed Combat [Roll: 20, -3HP, Saber 7/10HP]
Kick a man while he’s down, why don’t you? Saber can only manage a pained grimace as he’s slowly scraped away from the brawl, the lawyer’s kicks not quite powerful enough to actually punt him but pointy enough to hurt, damn it! "Oh, fine," Saber growls, mad as hell, trying to clamber back upright. "You want a fight? I’ll give you one!"
fellas, is it gay to date your evil alter?
halloween horrors: the lawyer's strange client ( week three. )
Hilda just loved a good love story! Of course, it all made sense. Opposites attracted, as they said, and two personalities could not be more different than the mild-mannered doctor and the foul-tempered brute? Though Hyde may not look like the traditional trustworthy type, she vowed not to judge a book by its cover and to give him the benefit of the doubt.
That didn't help the current predicament of the two men glaring daggers at one another, however.
Sara's firm order seemed to still them for a moment, and Hilda, encouraged by this, began to step forward.
"I'm sure this is all a big misunderstanding---"
But her intervention was ill-timed. As it turned out, Utterson had not been preparing to stand down, but to strike with the element of surprise. And he sure must have been surprised when his fist connected not with the warped face of Hyde, but with the soft cheek of Hilda.
Hilda 10/10HP misses John Utterson 26/30HP with Iron Axe [Roll: 6 = -0HP] John Utterson 26/30HP counterattacks with Unarmed Combat [Roll: 11 = -1.5HP; Hilda 8.5/10HP]
"Ow!" Hilda's hand flew up to her face, stunned. It had hurt, sure, but she was more concerned with the bruise that was likely to stain her otherwise flawless skin. Her bottom lip stuck out as she regarded Utterson with a reproachful expression.
The merc's not quite fast enough on so little sleep as it is, and so Utterson's fist connects with the side of Hilda's face. Come on, throwing hands with your friend's violent lover is one thing, but being so out of it as to hit innocent girls? Here he had thought Utterson to be a decent sort of guy!
Saber rushes in and shoves the lawyer-maybe-turned-criminal away from Hilda, locking his arm behind his back in a single fluid motion. "Come now," Saber threatens, a sharper edge to the disapproval he usually reserves for rowdy village kids. "Aren't you supposed to be a lawyer? Why are you out brawling in the streets?"
Saber 10/10HP crits John Utterson 26/30HP with Iron Gauntlets [Roll: 10 = -1HP, John Utterson 25/30HP]
Unfortunately, the one-eyed glare and stern talking-to doesn't quite work on whole grown men. Utterson struggles against Saber's grip, all coiled rage with nowhere to release it. "I hired you!" Utterson shouts, voice pitched high, "You're supposed to be on my side!"
The man, eyes full of hatred, tries to spit at Saber's face. The merc simply steps aside, raising an eyebrow. "And that's supposed to convince me?"
John Utterson 25/30HP counters Saber 10/10HP and misses [Roll: 1, Saber 10/10HP]
Wriggling like a fish on a hook, Utterson finally manages to free himself---but not before the merc tells Hyde, "Just leave. You have medicine to be looking for!"
interrogations and introductions. ✧
halloween horrors: the lawyer’s strange client // continued from here
"Saber…" she repeats, observing the sword at his hip. It's certainly appropriate, but doesn't exactly sound like a given name. Although they have been hired to invesitgate a mystery in Deirdru, Sara thinks he might be a bit of one himself.
"I wasn't inquiring about your past," she clarifies for the record. "And I won't do that unless you turn out to be interesting. I have no need to resort to blackmail to get the things I want."
She doesn't believe he is a bad person though, lop-sided smile and all. Otherwise, she may be far less willing to answer him earnestly.
"Anyway, I'm Sara, a—" Not a student of the Black Eagles anymore. Her hand idly brushes the dust from her light tome, indifferent when she resumes at last. "Just Sara. It came as a surprise that I was summoned for this mission after last month. I suppose the Church still sees my usefulness."
@valentianblade
"Nice to meet you, Just Sara," Saber teases, eye crinkling at the corners. "You also got into some hot water with the higher-ups, huh? Well," he shrugs, actually pretty pleased with her discretion, "I won't pry if you won't. But those Church officials can sure pull a fast one on anybody."
He should just leave it at that---it's none of his business, whatever happened last month---but what she says, or maybe the way she says it, sinks like a stone in his gut. It's not that she's just a kid---too many of those grow up fast everywhere, he's come to find---but even with the deal they've trapped Saber in at least he's doing things he likes. Going on missions, taking odd jobs, yelling at misbehaving runts about their bad sword form.... he kind of believes in living like this.
What about Sara, then? Reducing a girl to just "usefulness?"...Damn it, he's got to ask.
Still, he can't just tell the girl you don't have to be useful, so he settles on instead, "They're not making you do all their dirty work, right?" He furrows his brow, concerned. "If that's what this job is for you, I can bail you out."
are pumpkins classified as shurikens?
halloween horrors: continued from here ft. saber
HE’S TAKING THE PUMPKIN? Tsubaki blinks slowly as the man plucks one of the gourds. He does not instantly retrieve it as a delicate finger taps against his chin in contemplation, the knight drawing out a slow hum as if quietly scrutinizing Saber’s choice of pumpkin.
“HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!!”
Aha, there he is. Tsubaki suppresses a chuckle towards the scene that begins to unfold.
A farmhand bursts forth from the sea of vine and gourd, eyes narrowed and lips pulled back into an accusatory sneer. He brandishes a hefty pair of garden loppers, eyes darting forth between the pair. Tsubaki doesn’t startle and, still not taking the pumpkin, pivots his attention from Saber and towards the man.
“Good evening, sir.” He says calmly, then dismounts his pegasus. “You have a lovely pumpkin patch, my traveling companion and I can’t help but marvel in awe…” Tsubaki tilts his head back towards Saber and smiles wider.
“Ah!" Tsubaki claps his hands together, "This man standing beside me seems quite enamored, too~ How much for a pumpkin…?”
The farmer furrows his brows in thought, sizing up both men, clearly trying to see what he can wring out of them.
“One-forty fer a medium pumpk’n’, a hundred fer a small’un, one-sixty fer a large’un,” The man grunts.
“Not bad,” Tsubaki hums, gaze flickering to Saber, “What do you think? That pumpkin, will you be purchasing it~?”
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Ah, hell. Caught's good as caught, but had Saber clocked this patch of pumpkins as belonging to somebody, he'd probably have asked, anyhow. Goddess, Zofia's made him soft---guess you truly can't find produce on the ground free for the taking in any other country, huh!
Ignoring the redhead for now to deal with later---quite enamored, what a dunce---Saber's just about to heartily offer apology and payment to the farmer when he registers the price of the damn things. Over a hundred gold for a single pumpkin? Is this guy just having a bad day, or does he take the two of them for fools?
Well, Saber likes to think at least he's got some common sense. "You drive a hard bargain, lad," he says, face relaxed in a chummy grin. The one that gets the homies cheering for him, and hopefully not the one that makes women deck him on the nose. "But can't you let up a little for the holidays? We're just shopping for some decorations, and I don't mind if they're bruised."
The man squints at him, but his shoulders are already loosening, mollified by Saber's friendly tone. "You really want the deadstock?"
Saber jerks his chin. "Yeah, that's fine with me." Rotten pumpkins might pack a better punch, anyway. "Forty gold for one of those?" he offers, raising an eyebrow.
"... Fine, okay," the man sighs, shrugging. "Not like anyone else was going to take them anyway. Let me go grab a few."
And as the farmer leaves and Saber puts the perfectly good pumpkin back down, he finally turns to the pegasus knight. "Some warning before putting a guy on the spot next time, Tsubaki? Come on, work with me here."
have a snickers
“No, I don’t.” Elffin states, about as calmly as he would report the fact that he was submitting an assignment early- or late, for that matter. ...In that his voice sounded calm, of course, and was not indicative of any of his inner thoughts. It was an important skill for his future in the noble courts, though here it came off mostly as sarcasm. It isn’t- probably. “Thank you, Professor.”
Rubbing the back of his head with a wince, he pushes himself back to a standing position, dusting off his uniform quietly- still staying within the safety provided by his new guardian, away from his assailant.
Even if this wasn’t exactly how he expected the entire situation to go, it was far more favorable than the alternative- and so Elffin has no complaints at the luck that he had been provided. “Sorry to interrupt… whatever you’ve been doing.”
His tone is quiet but no less stern- despite the fact that he had been so outmatched in his one (and only, if he had anything to say about it) attempt to get his food, he makes his opinion of the constant brawling clear.
“I’ve been waiting for my food, so I went to see what was holding up the staff,” By way of explanation, he nods at the man, “Apparently, he isn’t even a customer here- he hasn’t ordered.”
"I tried to speak to him- and, well..."
He neglects to mention a few key details of the whole altercation, but it was good enough to get the point across, he feels. "Sorry, again."
Well, there goes his night. Strangely enough, Saber doesn't actually feel too upset about it. He squints at the kid's blond head, willing himself to pull it together, come on...! "Aw, you don't have to keep apologizing, lad. I'm not that sensitive," he jokes, scrubbing a hand through his hair. "As long as you stay out of trouble, we'll call it even, yeah?"
Sure, the kid might be kinda stiff and a little judgemental, but if he's been in class enough for a new hire like Saber to recognize him he can't be all that bad. Damn, Saber should really remember what to call him. But what was that stupid slogan Jesse came up with---you're not you when you're hungry? Shit, even a seasoned brawler would be in a bad mood, fighting on an empty stomach!
The merc shuffles his student into a spare booth, away from the scene of the crime. He leans back over the seat, craning his head to shout directly at the serving window. "Miriam! Do me a solid and get a flapjack out here, won't you?" A mild grumble from the depths of the kitchens that Saber identifies as an okay. "Thanks, dear!"
"Well, that's sorted," he says as he rights himself, looking at the student again. "But you know, Elffin,"---and it comes easily after all!---"it's not so bad to throw hands every once in a blue moon." He leans forward, chin propped up on one hand. "Good stress relief, for one---and you never know when it'll get you out of a dicey situation."
this is not the greatest stick in the world, this is just a tribute
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“And you are Saber,” Zelkov replies. It’s a fitting name for their task, perhaps, and the man weilds a stick like his name would imply.
It does seem like the stick chosen has a good weight. It’s of a reasonable length, too. That Zelkov missed it himself is only proof he needs to take this even more seriously.
“Though that stick does appear suitable, it is impossible to tell as of yet. A tree is no worthy opponent.”
He glances down to the pile he’s already collected in his arms. He can’t count them all from this angle, nor does he particularly want to try, but he expects the number to pale in comparison to the requisite amount for the tournament. “Here, I will carry it, and you may look for more, since you have already proven to have a keen eye to it. We will test them one-on-one when we have some more. You are an accomplished swordsman, so it will make our deliberations quite simple.”
"I am Saber," Saber agrees, frowning. He's not sure how to feel about Zelkov's tone of voice. "Am I...not supposed to be? Bit late to change my name to Stick instead, haha."
Saber realizes right as he says it that it's not very funny. If there were crickets in this forest there might be the sound of crickets, but instead there's only the whistle of the wind to fill the brief silence. Oh well, can't win all of 'em---the merc shrugs in silent agreement, simply handing the stick back to his coworker as asked.
As they trudge on through the undergrowth, true to Zelkov's words, sticks begin appearing on the ground again. Saber picks up a long, knotted branch, straight and true. "Think this one would make for a better lance than sword?" He casually asks the dark-haired man, smiling crookedly. "That's what my keen eye says, anyhow. Got really good at telling the difference when I was a kid."
Yeah, back in Rigel, they'd all learned to fight with whatever they had, long before even dreaming of touching live steel. Saber adjusts his grip on the makeshift weapon, blinking. He'd thought he'd forgotten.