V A L E N T I N O

𝗜’𝗠 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔.

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hey, bitches!

valentino here. um, babydoll told me I should get myself out there online which is soooo ew because now I need to talk to you ugly hoes. ugh

here’s an intro…be grateful this shit isn’t paywalled.

name: valentino to you, val to people i tolerate and babe to vox

age: how dare you.

pansexual (but you don’t have a chance ofc :3). he/him. hottest moth you’ve ever met. overlord of hell. currently the CEO of voxtek after uh i tore vox’s head off ewww ew ew ew ew ew ew eww ewww fuck my stupid chungus life. the fuckboi™ I would kick your dog if it looked fuckass

come down to v-tower if you want me to fix your whole ugly ass face maybe glitter will fix that mess or at least make it easier to look at

hey, I’m Milo (he/him troll) the mod of this blog. I need to get this out of the way- VALENTINO IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, ABUSER, PIMP AND RAPIST. I am NOT VALENTINO I AM PLAYING A CHARACTER, I do not condone his actions or morals nor am I seeking to be like him. this is a ROLEPLAY. ok thanks. tralala!

[valentino-offical]

merry sinsmas... Have some cheese... I guess...

🧀

kill yourself

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Hi there, hey you should do Valentino and Lucifer body swap

kill yourself

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uwu *nuzzles*

kill yourself

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What's the main if I may ask?

// hey That’s for me to know & you to find out…

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Charlie and Valentino body swap

im one of those Gays that hates women NO.

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Val sum bitch wnts 2 kiss u

ewwww cooties

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Which part of Florida are you from?

the bad part.

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You wouldn't kick a dog, youd shoot it, like you did to queef. @vincentwhittman-vox

//if unaware who queef is searching up hazbin hotel queef on Google

ugh but queef was fucking annoying, let’s be honest.

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///Hiii, I just found your blog you seem cool as fucking shit @vincentwhittman-vox

I mean. You expected anything else?

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Mister Valentino, if Vox isn't a 10, what is he?

A dick.

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Does Vox fuck like a shark? Like, do you have mating scars and shit?

he fucks like a tv

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*brings out a beverage tray with Daiquiri, Mojito, Negroni, and Tequila Sunrise*

Take your pick

how about all

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What's Florida like?? Also how expensive is your entire wardrobe minus the strip club stuff??

have you ever woken up to a gator in your bathtub? also- don’t even think about trying to calculate the worth, everything I touch is worth too much

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Meow

.

Runs away

fucking vermin

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hola perra!

Anyway you like my dog?

He cute.

Dont you like him!?

-💅🍷🍉🦈 (baddielishes drunk watermelon shark)

ew what IS that thing

[valentino-offical]

your responses to asks are hilarious. it's very much giving pukicho but if pukicho got yassified

I don’t like mice