i’m in love with this boy i cannot help it pls no judge
HEADCANONS: Miritama & Nejitama included!
Tamaki likes to go to a garden or park and try to look for butterflies on a sunny day, but he usually avoids benches and popular spots just in case someone wants to come sit by him.
Sometimes, he’ll stand against a tree, or lay on the ground as still as possible to make sure a butterfly lands on him. And if it does, on the rare occasion, he has to hold back shaking from excitement.
If the butterfly stays long enough, he likes to talk to it. They’re really the only thing that he knows (with no doubt in his heart) won’t judge him. So he’ll tell it every little insecurity.
He refrains from naming any of them, because he strongly believes that names can tie you down. So after they fly away, he sits up and leaves, knowing that they are the kind of friend who don’t know one and another’s name even though secrets that should never be spilled have been passed. In one way, of course, since butterflies can’t talk.
Nejire finds him laying in the grass one day with a butterfly on his nose and has a strange urge to go and tease him for being a weirdo. But when she hears him talking, she eavesdrops and suddenly feels…pity. Being so confident (as Nejire is Nejire), she prances over and peers down at him. He gets scared once he notices her, but she reassures him and lays down beside him. They just talk, and Tamaki accidentally says that he’s a butterfly too.
Tamaki constantly disappears for his butterfly time, and no one really questions it much. He never says anything except for that he’s going out, and then returns without recapping anyone. Both his best friends have noted that he never seems to go with a classmate either.
However, one afternoon when Tamaki accidentally bumped into someone and had to apologize, he turns to Mirio before leaving and asks him if he’d like to come with him to the park. Once they both arrive, Tamaki offers absolutely no context as he just lays himself down on the grass, staring up at the sky. Curious, but not obstinate, Mirio follows suit and they wait a long time.
The moment a butterfly lands on Mirio and not Tamaki, they both freeze. It’s not that Mirio doesn’t like bugs –he loves nature and basically everything else– but it’s new to him. Tamaki sits up, and just watches Mirio as he examines the butterfly closely.
Once his friend notices him, he looks away and hides his face between his knees, embarrassed. With the butterfly on his fingertip, Mirio holds out his hand to Tamaki with a grin. He still doesn’t lift his head until the butterfly flaps onto his knee. Mirio notices how gently and freely talks to the small insect.
After that, Tamaki decided to ask either of his friends to join him. If Nejire was busy hanging out with Yuuyu, then Mirio would come. And if Mirio had managed to get himself stuck in a conversation that would last for hours, Nejire would join him.
The Akatsuki React to You Secretly Throwing a Party at the Hideout
Akatsuki Masterlist
A/N: I had this concept planned out months ago with more ideas and stuff. Wish I wrote this sooner but I had so many other ideas I want to do first. Wanted to get this finally out the way so sorry if it comes off boring.
You sat down on the couch with Hidan and Deidara one night at the base. The three of you were tired of the excessive missions with little to know downtime.
Fortunately this weekend, the three of you would be getting time off from missions while everyone else in the Akatsuki would be out.
You each thought it it would be the perfect opportunity to plan out a secret small gathering at the base with a few old friends.
“Okay so we got food, music, and guest settled,” you began.
“Deidara you’ll be bringing 3 of your friends from the Explosion Corps, I’ll be inviting 3 old buddies from the black market, and Hidan will be bringing in 3 fellow Jashinists. That should be a total of 9 guests,” you say.
“Actually…” Hidan said with a sly grin. You turn to raise an eyebrow at him. “‘Actually?’” Hidan snickered as he rubbed the back of his neck. “Well…I may have mentioned our little secret party to a few honeys…”
You look at him incredulously. “Hidan! You didn’t!” Hidan chuckled. “I did, babe! Called all 7 of them,” Your cheeks flushed a bit at the nickname. Deidara’s eyes lit up. “Sounds good to me, hm.”
You groaned as you rolled your eyes, seeing that you were outnumbered. “Fine we’ll have 16 guests max! But that’s it!” You warned.
Hidan grinned. “Alright! This party is gonna be wild!” You glared at him. “Shh! It’s not a party it’s an intimate get-together!”
“Never mind that,” Deidara said as he snaked an arm around your waist. You shuddered at the contact as Deidara brought his lips to your ear. “What will we do for entertainment? I was thinking we could do some explosive fireworks~” he says huskily.
You wiggled out of his grasp as your cheeks flushed a deeper red. He chuckled at that as you turned to glare at him. “No fireworks, Dei! We can’t risk blowing up the base and getting caught!” Deidara groaned. “Fine…”
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The weekend finally came. Your 14 guests had all arrived for the small gathering. It started off normal with a few drinks. Things got a little wild after Hidan brought out his famous ‘Jashinist Jungle Juice’ that you were stupid enough to drink. You passed out for awhile.
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The next thing you knew, you were running around the base, clad in an Akatsuki themed playboy bunny outfit.
You stared in horror at the crowd of thousands of people partying under the flashing lights at the hideout to loud music that was shaking up the base.
“I DIDN’T INVITE THESE PEOPLE! WHO ARE THEY?!” You cried.
You saw in the far distance that many more people started pouring in. “Shit!” You rushed over to the door to try and stop them.
“Babe! Looking good!” You heard. You stopped in your tracks and saw a shirtless Hidan on the dance floor, splashing cash on strippers that were performing in front of him.
You growled as you stormed over to him. “Hidan! What the hell?! I thought we agreed only 14 people!”
“I know babe, I know. But word got around and shit,” he said sheepishly. “No shit, Hidan! There’s like 10,000 people in here!” You hissed.
Your eyes darted to the dancing strippers on the small little stage. You stared at them incredulously. “How the fuck did strippers get here?!”
“Isn’t it great? Why don’t you get up on stage and shake that ass for me? You’re already dressed up!” Hidan chuckled as he tossed some cash at your feet.
You narrowed your eyes at him. “That’s not even your money is it?” Hidan grinned. “Nope! This shits, Kakuzu’s!” You glared at him. “Hidan, get rid of all these people! We’ll get in so much trouble if we get caught!”
“Fuck that! I’m having the time of my life with these bitches!” Hidan laughed. You groaned. “You little shit! Where’s Deidara anyway?”
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
“HEY! DID YOU GUYS SEE MY ART?!” Deidara said loudly.
You heard the sounds of cheering and turned to see Deidara standing on one of the large statued palms above the audience. He was using his clay to detonate them and make small fireworks in the air, causing the base the shake a bit.
“Shit!” You cry. You high jump towards the platform and land next to him. “Deidara what the hell are you-?”
You stopped mid sentence when Deidara turned to you. His eyes were red and he had a overly happy smile on his face.
You sweatdropped. “Are you high?!” Deidara chuckled. “Don’t just stand there, hm.” He turns you around and pulls you towards his chest causing you to yelp. Deidara then grabs your hips. “Let’s dance~!”
Deidara then started grinding his hips against yours. “Deidara! What the hell are you-MMM!” You mewled when you felt something hard and thick press against your ass.
‘Is he…hard?’ You thought. You blushed as Deidara snickered into your ear while he continued to grind against you.
Your eyes fluttered shut as you took in the sensation before you started moaning. You found yourself slowly rolling your hips against his crotch, almost forgetting why you were confronting Deidara in the first place.
That was when you heard the sound of crows flying around you. You immediately opened your eyes seeing Itachi appear before you and Deidara. He didn’t look too pleased if his sharingan eyes boring into you was anything to go by.
“Itachi!” You cry as you pull away from Deidara’s grasped. You started shaking a bit nervously as you widened your eyes in horror. “Wh-what are you doing here?! I-I thought you were on a missio-?”
You stopped mid sentence when Itachi slowly and menacing approached you. “Because of your selfishness, you exposed our hideout, Y/N…” You shuddered as you slowly backed away nervously. Of course Itachi had to sound too sexy even when he’s threatening.
Deidara immediately jumped between you two, chuckling loudly. “Don’t be such a party pooper, hm!” Deidara then pulled out some rainbow colored treats from his pocket and shoved it in Itachi’s mouth. “Have some candy!”
Itachi gagged a bit as he swallowed the candy whole. His sharingan eyes kept spinning out of control. Deidara chuckled at the sight while you go into a state of panic.
“Deidara! Did you just feed him edibles?!”
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You and now sober Deidara watched from below as Itachi sang ‘DREAMIN ON’ on top of giant hands, microphone and all. He was so good at singing that he even got many fangirls from the crowd to sing along too.
Itachi: Fumidase yūki no i i ho!
Itachi and Fangirls: DREAMIN’ ON!
Itachi: Mugendai no chizu hiroge chikai atsumeta hata tatakaitsuzuketeiuku “jibun jishin” tsuranuke...
Itachi: Tsukami toru DREAMINNN ON!
Itachi: Makerarenaiiii!
Fangirls: WHOA!
Itachi: Nige ya shinaiii…
Fangirls: WHOA!
Itachi: Deai wakare koe ikou! Zenbu takaramonoooo!
You and Deidara sweatdropped at his perfect performance. You were both very envious of his singing talents. “Damn Uchiha’s…” you say bitterly. “You can say that again…” Deidara sighed.
You turned to him. “Deidara, it will only be a matter of time before until the drug wears off Itachi! We need to get rid of all these people now!”
Deidara looks at you incredulously. “No way! These people all appreciate my art! It’s been so long since others have given me this must recognition, hm!”
You growled. “Deidara! Put your damn pride aside and help me! I don’t want to get in trouble! If Leader finds out, we’re screwed!”
Deidara pulled out some clay from his pouch and started forming a mold. “Well then you better figure something out, Y/N.” He makes a hand seal causing a giant clay bird to appear in front of him.
“Later, beautiful!” Deidara says as he hops on the bird. It then flies over the crowd. “DEIDARA GET BACK HERE!” You cry out.
CRASH!
You whip your head behind you and push through the crowd as you search for the source of the noise. As you do so, you scold the guests for any wrongdoings.
“Put that kunai away!”
“‘Scuse me!”
“Eat with chopsticks!”
You finally made it out of the crowd and stop dead in your tracks, seeing Suigetsu relaxing in a large hot tub. When he catches your glance, he smirks showing off his sharp teeth as he wiggles his eyebrows playfully at you.
You stare at him in disbelief. “What is my ex doing here?!” Suigetsu chuckles. “Oh c’mon babe, I’d never miss a party like this!”
“How did you even find this place?! You’re not even an Akatsuki!” You exclaim. “Yeah I am! See?” Suigetsu points to an Akatsuki hoodie that’s hanging on a coatrack near the tub. You sweatdrop. “Since WHEN?!”
Suigetsu grins as his eyes scans your curves. “By the way, I’m loving the bunny getup. You gonna do a little dance for me, Sweetheart!” You narrowed your eyes at him. “No…”
Suigetsu laughs. “Oh c’mon! At least come in the tub and skinny dip with me. Y’know like the old days?” He purrs with a suggestive smirk.
Your cheeks flushed as naughty memories fill your mind. You shake it off and glare at Suigetsu. “See? This is why we broke up!”
“There you are Suigetsu!” You heard.
A woman with red hair and glasses stormed up to Suigetsu who stared at her wide eyed in shock.
“What the hell are you doing here?!” The red haired woman barked at him. Suigetsu blinked. “Who invited you, Karin?!”
You raised up your hands in disbelief. “Who invited EITHER of you?!” Karin turns to glare at you. “Are you the tramp who threw this Akatsuki party!”
You glare back. “It’s not their party it’s MY party! And it’s not a party it’s an intimate get together!”
“And who are you calling a tramp?! At least I didn’t dye my hair with used tampons!” Karin gasped in shock before growing angrily at you as she adjusts her glasses. “E-excuse me?!”
Suigetsu howled in laughter at the sight. “Man this party is wild!” Karin directed her glare back to him. “Suigetsu I look away for one minute and you’re out here partying with hussys?! Wait til I tell Sasuke!”
“Sasuke’s already here!” Suigetsu says with a smirk. You are Karin widen both of your eyes. “WHAT?!”
“THERE YOU ARE ITACHI!” You heard a voice say over the loud speaker. You widen your eyes. “No…”
You, Karin, and Suigetsu then to see Sasuke clashing swords with a clearly intoxicated Itachi who was drunkenly fighting back (although still being a formidable opponent).
The spotlight shone on both fighters as the crowd cheered them on. The impact of their blades shook up the base more and more. You grabbed your hair as you stared at them in horror. “No NO NOOOO!”
Karin rushed through the crowd as she raced for Sasuke. You glared at Suigetsu. “This is all your fault!”
Suigetsu gave you another smirk before pumping up a fist in the air.
“HIDAN AND DEIDARA’S PARTIES RULE!”
“YEAHHHHHHHHHH!” The crowd cheers.
You were getting fed up as the music started to change.
Y/N: First of all its not a party! But If it were a party, it would not be THERE party! It would be MY party!
Party guests: Y/N PARTY! Y/N PARTY!
Y/N: It’s not a party it’s an intimate get together!
Party guests and Akatsuki: Y/N PARTY! Y/N PARTY!
Y/N: DON’T CALL IT THAT! IT’S JUST A GET TOGETHER!
Party guests and Suigetsu: Y/N PARTY! Y/N PARTY!
You hadn’t even noticed that you started dancing to the music. Suigetsu nodded in approval as he chuckled. “Damn lady, you sure can dance!”
You stopped dancing and growled at Suigetsu as he laughs at your face. “I hate you…” you hissed. Suigetsu gave you a dreamy smile. “I loveeee you~” he sang playfully.
“Fuck you!”
“Well alright! Get in the tub with me, Sweetheart!”
“You’re sick, Suigetsu…”
“Oh c’mon! No one will notice!”
You shook your head in disbelief. You then take notice of the music change. You turn to the stage to see Sasori DJing.
You widened your eyes. “SASORI?! How did he-? When did-?!” You stopped and listen to the music. ‘He’s really good…you think you know someone…’
Sasori’s eyes met yours from afar. He gives you a dreamy smile before he shoots you a wink. You blushed. ‘Did he just wink at me?’
You saw from below the stage that multiple colored smoke shot out from below. Deep purple smoke also shot out from a wooden like canister that knocked out the party guests that were the closets to the stage.
You sweatdrop. ‘Okay so he’s clearly poisoning the party guests to turn them into puppets, right?’
“WHO’S BEEN SPENDING ALL MY MONEY?!” You heard. You turned to the source and shrieked seeing Kakuzu storm in. “Oh shit!”
Kakuzu heard this and instantly rushed over to you. Before you could do anything, Kakuzu grabbed you by the collar and held you up in the air.
“WHO TOLD YOU TO SPEND ALL MY MONEY ON A PARTY?!” He roared. You shook your head rapidly as panic fills you. “I-I-I didn’t!”
Kakuzu brought out his tendrils towards you. “You’ll pay with your life!” You widened your eyes in horror. “NOOOO!”
“LINE UP BITCHES! THE GAMBLING TOURNAMENT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN! PLACE YOUR BETS ON WHO WILL WIN THE FIGHT! ITACHI OR SASUKE?!” You heard.
You and Kakuzu turned seeing Hidan standing on top of a large table with a bunch of strippers holding a wad of ryo. Multiple party guests that surrounded them started placing their bets on the ongoing fight between the two brothers.
Kakuzu widened his eyes. “A gambling tournament?!” With a loud thud, Kakuzu drops you onto the ground, before making his way over to Hidan’s table.
“Kakuzu! I figured you’d show up!” Hidan laughs. “Shut up. I’m here to place my bet,” Kakuzu said.
You groan and rub your head as you slowly hit up. “Owww…”
‘Okay so at least I know that Kakuzu won’t snitch if moneys involved…’ you thought. You turn your attention towards the door seeing more guests pouring in. ‘I got to close it before anymore people show up!’
You race towards the door on the other side. That was when a large sword wrapped in bandages stabbed the ground in front of you, causing you to jump back as you yelped.
You turned around and widened your eyes seeing Kisame glaring down at you as he held his sword. “You’ve got a lot of nerve throwing a party at our base, newbie,” he snarled.
“K-K-Kisame…” you shrunk back as Kisame towered over you. Of all the members of the Akatsuki besides Kakuzu, Kisame intimidated you the most. At the same time however, he was kind of cute.
“Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t tell our leader about this,” he hissed. You smiled sheepishly. “B-because you ain’t no snitch?” Kisame narrowed his eyes at you. Wrong answer. Now you were screwed.
“Yo Kisame! I’ve been looking all over for ya!” You heard a familiar voice say. You and Kisame turned to see Suigetsu walking towards you both in just his swim shorts and his sword.
Kisame broke into a grin. “Well if it isn’t Suigetsu. I wasn’t expecting to see you here…” Suigetsu chuckled. “Didn’t think you were the party type either. But since your here, why don’t we have a quick match to see who’s worthy of Shark Skin!”
And that was all it took for Kisame and Suigetsu to go at it and engage in battle. More things shattered as the hideout shook.
“PLACE YOUR BETS BITCHES! KISAME OR SUIGETSU! WHO WILL WIN?!” Hidan announced.
Karin slapped her money on the table. “Suigetsu! You better not lose!”
“Double on, Kisame. He always wins,” Kakuzu says cooly as he sets his money down.
The crowd cheered as they watched the two swordsmen duke it out. Your face went blue as you sweatdropped. “I think I just lost braincells…”
“You should relax and enjoy yourself, Y/N,” a mature womanly voice said. You turned around and saw that it was none other than Konan.
Her purple hair was down and she was clad in a tight black minidress. Men surrounded her as she danced to the beat. Your jaw dropped.
“KONAN?!”
She giggled in a way that caught you off guard. “Nagato would never let me have a party. This was a very great idea, Y/N. Thank you,” she winked.
You blushed a bit. “Y…you’re welcome…” Konan brought a hand towards you. “Care to dance?” You smiled nervously as you wave your hands. “N-no thanks…”
Konan smiles before continuing to dance for the men as they through money at her. Your eyes can’t help but fall to her curves. ‘She has a really nice body…why does she hide it?’
You shake off before heading back towards the door to lock it. “There! Now no one should be able to come in now!”
‘Now I just need to figure out how to get rid of these people…’ You thought.
“This is for calling me a tampon, you tramp!” You turned around seeing Karin behind you with a syringe. Before you could do or say anything, she injected you with the syringe causing you to scream.
Your mind became fizzy as your brain starts to fog up. You close your eyes and shake your head. “What the fuck?!”
You opened your eyes seeing how the room appeared more colorful than before. You saw music notes flying in the air while some the party guests appeared to be floating on top of it
You widened your eyes. “What the fuuuuuck?” You slurred. You took a few steps, swaying as you moved.
Your body became light and you appeared to be floating mid air for a few seconds. With each step you took, the floors became as soft as marshmallows.
The dopamine affect filled your brain as your lips broke into a grin. “This feels kinda good…” You chuckled as you took in the sight of the party guests.
Suigetsu and Kisame were using their swords to surf on the waves that were in the air while Itachi and Sasuke happily frolicked through the crowd while holding hands.
You saw Kakuzu tossing his money in the air like confetti to the many strippers around him. You immediately frowned feeling a migraine. “I don’t feel so gooood…” you slurred as you sway walked towards Hidan’s table.
You saw how Hidan was spraying rainbow colored liquid at guests from a champagne bottle. You fell right in front of Hidan when you tripped.
Hidan looks down at you in confusion. “Y/N?” You raise your hand towards him helplessly. “Hi….dannn helppp meeee,” you slurred. Hidan smirked at you. “Ya want some too babe? Here!”
You opened your mouth to say something, but Hidan already shot alcohol into your mouth from the bottle. You gagged in your mouth a bit before swallowing the hot and spicy liquid.
You stood up and coughed as your vision became even hazier. You looked up and saw a naked Deidara hanging onto the legs on a giant clay bird that was flying over the crowd.
He then let go and immediately plummeted into the hot tub. You widened your eyes in horror.
“DEIDARA! I’LL SAVE YOU!”
As a result of the drugs, you mustered the strength and pushed through the crowd of people. You finally made it over to the rainbow colored tub full of pink water and jumped right in.
“I’M COMING DEI DEI!”
SPLASH!
You dove deep into the hot water. From underneath you saw a blonde haired creature with tentacles. You screamed as you flail your arms. You looked above you and saw the surface move higher and higher as you appeared to be sinking downward.
‘What the hell?! Is this an ocean?! Fuck fuck fuck! I can’t swim! I’M DROWNING!’ You mentally screamed as you slowly started losing oxygen.
You then felt a pair of hands grab both your arms and hoist you up and out of the tub. You gasped for air as you coughed out the water.
“Y/N…” a smooth male voice said.
You glanced up and saw that it was none other than Pein, staring down at you coldly with his renagan eyes as he held you.
Your lips formed a sloppy smirk as your eyes hooded. “Hi Daddy~” you squealed. Pein’s eyes narrowed. “Who told you that you could throw a party…?”
“I didddd~” you sang teasingly. Pein squeezed his grip on you causing you to yelp. “And how do you plan on making this up to me and fixing the mess you made?” He asked. You giggled as you batted your eyelashes. “I have an idea or two I think you might like…”
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You woke up in your room covered in blankets that night. You gasped as you shot up from your bed. “What the…? It was just a dream?”
“‘Fraid not, Sweetie Cakes~” a familiar voice said playfully. You froze as you widened your eyes. ‘No…’
You slowly turned to your right and saw a naked Suigetsu lying down next to you. He waved at you playfully as he sipped his water bottle.
“What the hell are you doing in my bed?!” You cried. Suigetsu chuckled. “Hey, relax. You were the one who came on to me last night, remember? And man you were wild!”
“I…” you were completely stunned as your cheeks redden. ‘So I really got high last night?’ You thought. You gasped as you remembered the other Akatsuki members. “Oh my god! What about my leader and-?”
Suigetsu snickered. “What do ya mean? You went ahead and came onto everyone! See?” You followed his gazed and gasped seeing all the naked Akatsuki members in your bed sleeping. “I slept with my entire team?!” You shrieked.
Alongside them included Sasuke and Karin who were also naked and in bed sleep. Suigetsu’s eyes lit up as he stared at the latter two. “Surprised you went ahead and fucked my own teammates too! You definitely showed Karin a good time! Maybe she’ll start to loosen up more!”
Your jaw dropped as you stared at Karin who had a silly, dazed smile on her sleeping face like she just had the best sex of her life. Your face was on fire as you stared at both her and Konan. “B-but…but I’m not…”
Suigetsu laughed out loud, making you turn to glare at him. He stopped and smiled as he place his hand on your hip to rub it sensually. “Hey now, don’t sweat it Sweetheart. It doesn’t matter to me which way you swing. I accept ya,” he winks.
You stared at him incredulously as you blinked. Seeing how you didn’t say anything else, Suigetsu leaned up towards you and gave you a kiss on the cheek. His sharp teeth just barely grazing it. It was comforting to say the least.
He brought his bottle towards you. “Wanna sip?” You instantly snatch his bottle and take a long sip in an attempt to cool down before handing Suigetsu back his bottle. He frowned when he shook it. “Hey, you finished it…”
“Get out,” you say. Suigetsu widened his eyes. “What? No breakfast? Can I at least take a yogurt with me?” You glared at him. “I said get out!”
Suigetsu sighed before he got up and got dressed before taking his bottle. “Later~” he waved as he walked out of the room.
You groaned as you facepalmed. “I can’t believe I slept with my own team!” You then sweatdropped. “And I don’t even remember it…”
You then heard the sound of a loud yawn. You turned seeing that it was Hidan. He gave you a lazy smile. “Morning gorgeous!” Deidara groaned. “Keep it down. I’m trying to sleep, hm!”
Hidan chuckled at that before putting an arm around you. “Best party ever, right?” You narrowed your eyes at him before kicking both him and Deidara out of the bed roughly, causing them to hit the floor.
“Owwwwww….” They both groaned in unison.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed! The Suigetsu stuff is a bit of a set up because I’m gonna start writing some x reader scenarios with him since no one else seems to give him enough love. Anyways, likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated!
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