The Irony Is Enough To Drive You Insane
I’m a recent graduate searching for a job. Here’s my CV, or a cover letter explaining a little more about myself. Let’s re-strategise now; here’s my website, it displays various projects I’ve founded and developed. In so many words, all I'm really trying to say is: look at me! I’m capable! I can do your admin role! I can analyse some data! I can send emails and use excel! I’ve grown up with the Internet! I know the concept! I can type twice as fast and probably be able to train your entire team on my lunch break! Let me have a lunch break!
How many times can you repetitively regurgitate the same words to hundreds of employers hoping they’ll consider you worthy of filling out their most basic administrative positions or bottom-end organisation roles?
How can your multiple abilities ranging from quantitative research and analysis of large-scale data sets, or range of creative abilities and high computer literacy not satisfy demands of these excellent job opportunities? How has it been made possible that no one sought out this issue of employment and wasted young talent pools failing to acquire under skilled job services?
Our economy, with its unprecedented levels of youth unemployment and escalating rates of qualified graduates are facing abhorring parallels. At a time of celebration where you complete your life’s worth of education, going through and believing your doing better than your parents generation by sufficing the academic rigor of higher education, only to be propounded with the lack of real life opportunities at the end of a long dark tunnel. Where so many want to push the blame onto graduates but stigmitising the young people that genuinely work the extra hours, challenge themselves through courses they’ve never heard of before, balanced with the fine act of independent living and managing various roles in societies and paid employment. When will the time come where this lost generation will reap the rewards they so rightfully deserve? Will it be in their continual struggle to secure the most basic room let in London to adequately support their lowly skilled job position? Or will in be the impossible endeavor of securing a mortgage in what so happens to be another housing bubble. Will it be in the pride of seeking out old family contacts that offered you job opportunities prior to your academic journey or possibly the satisfaction in unpaid internships or voluntary work to validate the desperate attitude of so many of us wishing to build a successful career.
At what point did employers fail to apply their own critical feedback and use their initiative to see the disarray of their employment strategies. Let’s turn the tables for a second and not all hail blame upon the graduates who work irregular and over burdened hours to strive for a chance of success when in fact their fate awaits in the hands of those people sifting through cv papers as though the people they readily throw in the bin don’t have what it takes. The fact that it’s a trigger of luck that in the 2 seconds someone over sees your life long achievements and believes for a second a human being may be capable of achieving the basic tasks roles required to uphold a small functions in one division of their thousands of pounds revenue. Where has this distant trusts arose from, has it always been prevalent? When has this social virtue escaped all realms of business ethos and is it not time we begin addressing these problems and take a different approach to human resources.
We constantly hear of a job shortage and we can place the blame of governmental institutions, think tanks and researchers for failing to identify these issues sooner and implementing contingency plans to ensure societal needs are maintained at sustainable levels to avoid such catastrophes. Let’s blame the students for falling victim to governmental campaigns and higher education appraisals for prosperous longevity in earnings and career opportunities. Lets blame private markets for collapsing due to decades of debt culture that have lead the current generation with the least social mobility we’ve seen since prior WWII. Or, let us all blame us as a society for immersing ourselves in an individualist horizon that doesn’t look beyond the inherent values of personal gains and capital accumulation.
Nobody said it will be easy, and naively we dismiss these claims because we feel pride in our accomplishments, until the point where we submit hundreds of applications day after and day and continuously see rejections. The immortal sensation of being refused an 18k salary when you’ve investment twice that in suffering the university cycle, where those that live far away are unable to secure consistent unemployment, where those that don’t have inherent affluence struggle to maintain a social life, or where those that concentrate entirely on improving their prospects miss the unique selling point of ‘student-living’ and all of which amounts to desperate pleas of frustration to gain entry into any organisation for an opportunity to earn some money in belief that career break will far away.
As time ticks pass and you see people acquiring the expertise, skills, wage and benefits that you envious crave you sit amidst the sidelines continually planning your next move, gazing blindly upon your next horizon and in all fail to see that your unemployment history grows longer with each passing day. Everyday where someone makes a wage, you’re tiny savings allowance is slowly depleting after paying your travel expenses of numerous interviews until the day your allowance is so minimal you may as well give up hope of acquiring any decent job position.
How do you imagine it feels to be the first generation to not do as well your parents? How do can you comprehend that feeling of failure? Would you believe in the markets and assume that you’re not in demand? How can you possible build yourself to that position of being wanted as opposed to being on the verge of receiving a harassment order? How can you possible feel satisfied when you’ve educated yourself to understand that the current situation you face is due to the thousands of selfish individuals in institutions alike failing to acquire fore sight and see what it means to live sustainably, or within or means. Shall we thank our grand parents, or employers, thank your parents for what they saved and inherited onto you and in wake of your denial take some responsibility in developing this societal issue and collectively re-strategise sustainable business models to facilitate not only this generation that you’ve already deemed insignificant but the generation of your grand children. What world do you want them to live in, or are you so self absorbed you care not for children, family or humanistic virtues but continue to perpetuate the capital accumulation in your favour and your favour alone.
Are you female? Do you sympathize then? Are you aware of the enormous struggles precedent to an individual who happens to be female? In a ‘mans’ world are you aware of the discrimination you may subliminal propagate, can you please correct your bias periphery and believe a women is just as capable if not more capable that male counterparts and reflect this in the salary and bonuses your generously donate.
How long do we have to admire the elites until they deem us worthy of the smallest stake in their acquired wealth? How long should we deny the external forces that have conditioned elite individuals with predispositions of success? When can we wake up and realize that those that have no had the best start in life bare all the same commonalities of employees in any organisation? We all suffer, we all work, we all feel the pain of overcoming obstacles and some of us are blessed to be in positions where there are limited obstacles in attaining the level of succession one aspires for. Where have our social virtues disappeared? Why are we so slow to implement social targets in our organisations? Can we not marketise targets and performance quota’s on something that might make some real change, rather than some spare in change in your pocket?
It’s no wonder interns are dying, students are turning suicidal and talent is trodden. Why should we continue? The irony in this shit is enough to drive you insane!
Yet, let us remain humble, let’s think of it as a lucky escape. We won’t be better off than what we’ve grown up with, we will have to learn to work twice as much for half the pay and live in bedsit. It could have been worse, we could have acquired triple the amount of debt going to university for almost none of the benefits graduates off 1994 or younger had access to. And, at least I live in London, where everything is ten times more expensive and I’m ten times more likely to be offered a position, or in a more realistic light, more likely to receive a polite you’re not good enough email.
Let us cheer in the wave of party politics, corporate institutions, capitalist and a globalised society. Let us thank the squeezed middle, our parents, our teachers and our selves. Let us all hail the various prime ministers, presidents, hedge fund elites, bankers, hell of it, let us even thank the church, the post man, our driving instructors, our piano tutors and all of society. We are all to thank for this mess and it should be all of us who can be congratulated upon once we work to detangle this web of debt and empty pockets.