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Julia ▪ 21 ▪ Skulduggery Pleasant enthusiast ▪ send me your headcanons

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stephanie valkyrie darquesse

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oh, when you used to sing it to sleep 

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I lost the password to this blog for like 9 months, anyone still around?

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oh, when you used to sing it to sleep 

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stephanie valkyrie darquesse

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I love the tags people make on posts about Skulduggery. 

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Some of the Skulduggery Pleasant-inspired designs from my Redbubble. Link here for anyone interested. They’re available on a heap of different shirts with different colours, as well as other products.

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Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.’ Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up. His voice was low, guttural. ‘I was hoping I’d get the chance to kill you.’ ‘You won’t be killing anyone, you sad little emo git.’ 'You’ve stood in the way of our love for long enough.’ 'Just listening to you makes me want to top myself, you self-pitying Paranormal Romance novel reject.’ Caelen glared. 'Stop insulting me.’ 'Why? If you cry will your mascara run

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The Dead Men- high school au. Mood board?

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Fletcher Renn

MY SON!

favorite thing about themHow he turns out to be really sweet? Like he means well. He doesn’t pretend to be super brave or whatever, but does help in fights when he can. He’s just… I love him.

least favorite thing about themHow rude he is when we first meet him. But he turns out fine. 

favorite lineFletcher: “If the bad man comes I’ll bravely give out a high-pitched scream to distract him. I may even bravely faint, to give him a false sense of security. That will be your signal to strike.”Valkyrie: “We make a great team.”Fletcher: “Just don’t forget to stand in front of me the whole time.”

brOTPHe and Ghastly! Oh my god! He goes to Ghastly all sad when Valkyrie dumps him… and then when Ghastly dies he’s like “I’m not even sure he liked me” AND THEN I CRIED LIKE HE DID HE THOUGHT YOU WERE SILLY BUT HE DID

OTPGuys I just want Fletcher to meet a nice girl who isn’t involved in anything dangerous whatsoever. 

nOTPHim and Stephanie OH MY GOD FLETCHER WHAT WERE YOU THINKING. THAT SHIT WAS SO CREEPY. OH MY GOD. 

random headcanonHe’s a really supportive teacher. Like he goes out of his way to make sure the kids are learning and understanding and if he thinks one of them is going through a hard time he’ll try to talk to them about it, even if he’s really not good at it.

unpopular opinionPeople need to stop being mean to him about his hair! (Unless they say something, like, really funny)

song i associate with themCan’t think of any… if anybody has any ideas please let me know.

favorite picture of themI HATE ALL OF THE OFFICIAL ART OF HIM LMAO LIKE WHENEVER I SEE IT I THINK “I DO NOT TRUST THAT MAN”

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ACTUALLY this is my favourite line/scene from Fletcher

“Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up. His voice was low, guttural. 'I was hoping I'd get the chance to kill you.' 'You won't be killing anyone, you sad little emo git.' 'You've stood in the way of our love for long enough.' 'Just listening to you makes me want to top myself, you self-pitying Paranormal Romance novel reject.' Caelen glared. 'Stop insulting me.' 'Why? If you cry will your mascara run?”

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Aaaaalso, Larrikin!

favorite thing about themThe whole story with Anton’s birthday cake. Oh my god.

least favorite thing about themThat he’s DEAD

favorite linen/a tragically :’( DEREK GIVE US SOME DEAD MEN WAR-ERA CONTENT YOU BASTARD

brOTPHim and Anton.

OTPHIM AND ANTON.

nOTPn/a

random headcanonHe and Anton got married on their last night together before he died :)

unpopular opinionIt’s hard to have an unpopular opinion about a character that is 90% headcanons.

song i associate with themhonestly idk

favorite picture of themn/a D:

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Fletcher Renn

MY SON!

favorite thing about themHow he turns out to be really sweet? Like he means well. He doesn’t pretend to be super brave or whatever, but does help in fights when he can. He’s just... I love him.

least favorite thing about themHow rude he is when we first meet him. But he turns out fine. 

favorite lineFletcher: “If the bad man comes I’ll bravely give out a high-pitched scream to distract him. I may even bravely faint, to give him a false sense of security. That will be your signal to strike.”Valkyrie: “We make a great team.”Fletcher: “Just don’t forget to stand in front of me the whole time.”

brOTPHe and Ghastly! Oh my god! He goes to Ghastly all sad when Valkyrie dumps him... and then when Ghastly dies he’s like “I’m not even sure he liked me” AND THEN I CRIED LIKE HE DID HE THOUGHT YOU WERE SILLY BUT HE DID

OTPGuys I just want Fletcher to meet a nice girl who isn’t involved in anything dangerous whatsoever. 

nOTPHim and Stephanie OH MY GOD FLETCHER WHAT WERE YOU THINKING. THAT SHIT WAS SO CREEPY. OH MY GOD. 

random headcanonHe’s a really supportive teacher. Like he goes out of his way to make sure the kids are learning and understanding and if he thinks one of them is going through a hard time he’ll try to talk to them about it, even if he’s really not good at it.

unpopular opinionPeople need to stop being mean to him about his hair! (Unless they say something, like, really funny)

song i associate with themCan’t think of any... if anybody has any ideas please let me know.

favorite picture of themI HATE ALL OF THE OFFICIAL ART OF HIM LMAO LIKE WHENEVER I SEE IT I THINK “I DO NOT TRUST THAT MAN”

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Tanith Low! (And I'm sorry about the funeral.)

(Thank you <3)

favorite thing about themThe thing that I always loved so much about Tanith is how she immediately takes Valkyrie under her wing and treats her with respect. She’s just such a good big-sister type. 

least favorite thing about themThis is hard? Is there anything I don’t like about her? Does it count if I say I hate that she had to get possessed? That wasn’t fun.

favorite lineYou know when she decides that “come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough” is too much so she says “I like your shoes” dfghjk

brOTPHer and Valkyrie, no doubt. 

OTPRealistically it’s Ghanith, of course, but I like to think she and China had a bit of hate sex

nOTPHer and Bill-Ray. LIKE MATE WHAT ARE YOU DOING SHE’S POSSESSED. SHE’S POSSESSED. I KNOW YOU LIKE HER BUT GODDAMN HAVE SOME STANDARDS. Yes, I think Billy-Ray’s the one who should have standards in this situation.

random headcanonFun headcanon! When she comes back after being possessed, she has nightmares where she’s the one who kills Ghastly!

unpopular opinionI don’t can’t think of any opinion on her that would be unpopular. I love her too much. I’m probably biased, she was half the reason I realised I was a lesbian, so I find it hard to think bad things about her.

song i associate with themOddly, the first song that popped into my head is Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac. Now I can’t shake the thought, so that’s it, I suppose.

favorite picture of themOh there aren’t many options, but I’d have to say this one... it’s sexy

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Melancholia St Clair! Do a moodboard for her!