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Tanith, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
China: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Tanith:
Tanith: Water you doing?
China: I just ended a five year relationship.
Valkyrie: Oh no, are you okay?
China: It's okay, it wasn't mine.
Militsa: Can I ask you for a favor?
Valkyrie: I would literally die for you, but continue.
Militsa: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.
Valkyrie: I’m quick at math.
Militsa: Ok, what’s 38 times 76?
Valkyrie: 24.
Militsa: That wasn’t even close.
Valkyrie: But it was quick.
*While they are in a fight*
Skulduggery *trying to warn her where the enemy is*: To the left!
Valkyrie: Take it back now, y’all!
*Everyone is giving advice to Alex*
Sky: It's okay to ask for help.
Samheed: You're not a burden.
Lani: Murder is okay.
Meghan: Your feelings matter.
Samheed: I have a new hoodie.
Lani: Wrong.
Lani: We have a new hoodie.
Tanith: I love you.
Ghastly: I love you too. I've waited so long to
hear you say that.
*Ghastly and Tanith kiss passionately*
Valkyrie, to Skulduggery : You owe me £20
Fletcher: Bye Tanith! Bye Skulduggery ! Bye
China! Bye Ghastly! Bye Tanith!
Valkyrie : You said 'bye Tanith' twice.
Fletcher: I like Tanith
Skulduggery , in China's window: I thought
I'd find you here!
Valkyrie, climbing past Skulduggery : WE
COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-
Lani: I’m the smartest person in my friend group.
Aaron: You hang out with Meghan, Alex, Sky, and Samheed.
Aaron: It’s not as high a compliment as you think.
Lani: You know, Alex gives Sky flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Samheed: Okay.
*Later*
Samheed: *gives Sky flowers*
Sky: ???
Samheed: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
Samheed : Uh, Alex? Sky is in the pool and I
don't think they're waterproof.
Alex: What?
Lani: I think they meant, Sky is drowning.
Alex: WHAT?!
*Meanwhile*
Sky:
*is drowning*
Meghan: OH MY GOD, Sky! KEEP
SWIMMING!
Sky: I can't swim, dumbass-
*sinks*
Meghan: Sky!
*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Samheed : Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Lani: It would instantly cauterize the wound,so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Alex: if you want information it is
Meghan: why would you STAB a person
when you can have TOAST?
Lani: There's nothing worse than people
using big words they don't understand.
Meghan: I photosynthesize with this.
Meghan: Goddamn it, the printer broke while
printing out Lani's birthday invitations.
Samheed: Well, what are they supposed to
say?
Meghan: "Lani's birthday".
Samheed: So, what do they say instead?
Meghan: "Lani's bi".
Samheed:
Samheed: Works out either way.