⋆˚࿔ Clyde Perry 𝜗𝜚˚⋆📜✒️ ♰

“I'm who Murkoff calls when their curiosity outruns their prudence."

[agentofmurkoff]

“I’m good at finding people. I’m persistent.”

╰┈➤ Clyde Perry rp + ask blog ( more info below )

R U L E S / G U I D E

open anon , I know what you FREAKS think of Clyde ( me too ) and I welcome it wholeheartedly . Literally just don’t get weird or parasocial with it ok ? ok . ( fun fact - I’m not actually Clyde Perry . )

I am a-okay and open to suggestive themes / speech ( just no straightup NSFW please ) , shipping , and 1-on-1 roleplay

DNI homophobes / turfs , bigots , racists , proshippers , darkshippers , pedophiles , zoophiles , MAGA

it’s time to outlast these trials..!

E X T R A

english only , op prns are it / they / byte / doll , for this blog I don’t mind answering under he / him in relation to Clyde Perry

my main blog is @puppeteerhq , I post art there occasionally so check me out if ya wanna ( self promo is ON the table )

claimed anons - 🪙🥛/🛹 /🫀/ 🦀 / 🎂 / 🧼 / 🧱 / 🦄 /🌻/ 🐦 /🥼🧋/☀️

T A G S

#ClydeAnswers - ask answers

#ClydeThoughts - ramblings ( prolly late at night )

#Clydemaxxed / #Perrypilled - shitposting

#Puppet has something to say - op stuff / out of character nonsense :3

#📜✒️ - In character signoff

[agentofmurkoff]

I want you

Want me to what?

[agentofmurkoff]

Who do you have a crush on?

I don’t have ‘crushes’. What is this? High school? You want me to parade around shouting “I’ve got a big fat crush on that underpaid intern!” Get a life.

[m-scarfiotti-murkoffcorp]

You know that our big happy Murkoff family would accept you no matter what and your preferences would never be used against you, Clyde?

[agentofmurkoff]

..You're looking too deep into it. Besides, it was nothing but a joke.

[agentofmurkoff]

Kill your boss and put that thang out of its misery!!!! Oh yeah!!! Wooo yeah!!! Oh yeah!! Woooowwoooowwooooo partyyyy!!!

..I'm not going to do that. I've got more important things to do with my time.

[agentofmurkoff]

Patrolling Sinyala almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Ain't that the truth...

[murkoff-intern]

Dear murkoff intern,

Im hearing things from the grapevine, (gossip spreads quick to you, when you're as devilishly handsome as me.) And I have to say, don't trust that weird hat guy. You know, the guy with the blue peeker. I dont like that blue eye. Makes him... I dunno, sorta pretty? Captivating. And there's one thing i have learned from life. DO NOT TRUST THE PRETTY MEN. (Except for me. Im an exception. I'm trustworthy. I can be trusted with sink liquor.) That pretty man will probably end up buying you chocolates then screwing your wife. (I learned this the hard way. Some guy named Dylan. Fucking dylan.) Then they run off together and end up way happier than she ever was with you. (These are not tear stains on the page. It's sweat. ...I swear!)

I wish only the best for you, sweet summer child.

With utmost caution,

Reagent 5318008.

I'm sorry to hear about you and Dylan um...

But me and Mr Perry are just coworkers who are a bit more friendly, that's all.

And I don't have a wife so I don't think I need to worry about that.

But thank you for the warning anyway, I suppose..

[agentofmurkoff]

Seems some people just can't handle not spreading lies about others.. Sure I've done some things I'm not particularly fond of but it's just part of the job. Personally, I'd say I'm a half decent guy..

On another note— you've seriously not got a wife? Really? How about a fiancé or girlfriend..? Surely a guy like yourself got one of those!

[murkoff-intern]

I'm having more trouble sleeping at night than usual. For some reason Mr. Perry has been on my mind a lot...

[agentofmurkoff]

I— I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for this..! You might want to get that checked out.. Maybe you’ve caught some sort of disease or something..

[agentofmurkoff]

whats with the eye

Heterochromia. I’m also blind in my left eye so.. y’know. I have been told my appearance seems “uncanny”.. whatever that means.

[agentofmurkoff]

I heard Coyle’s getting a new trial.. what a piece of shit. At least those reagents get more opportunities to throw more stuff at him.

[agentofmurkoff]

HOE.

If that was your attempt at insulting me, I’m disappointed.

[agentofmurkoff]

Who do you have a crush on?

I don’t have ‘crushes’. What is this? High school? You want me to parade around shouting “I’ve got a big fat crush on that underpaid intern!” Get a life.

[agentofmurkoff]

// so sorry for being offline , was dealing with sum irl stuff + art fight has been taking the majority of my attention

[agentofmurkoff]

Crow stares at Clyde perry "..do you have any candy on you?"

Don't you have some trials to be doing? Maybe it'd do you good to focus on that rather than on some useless sweets. Also to answer your question, no. I do not.

[agentofmurkoff]

Hey Mr Perry, I got you some chocolates 'cause you're so sweet~

Although I appreciate the sentiment, I regret to inform you that I am not the biggest fan of candies of any kind. Perhaps you could hand them off to another one of my coworkers? How about that intern? He’s a sweet one, for sure!

@murkoff-intern

[murkoff-intern]

S-sweet? Well, thank you, Mr Perry!..

I don't mind sweets. I-if you're willing to give them to me, of course.

[agentofmurkoff]

Think nothing of it. Just a.. slip of the tongue.

[agentofmurkoff]

Can I pet your head and call you a good boy? You must be tired after hunting Amelia

Uhm.. no? Don’t call me that..

[agentofmurkoff]

Okay, so no gifts of teeth or worms...

I could turn some of the posters into paper flowers? No promise they'll be any good, but if all else fails I fold a mean paper crane.

I could do for a paper crane. Sounds like it’d make a quaint addition to my desk.

[agentofmurkoff]

Does Murrkov do retirements? Can you ever say "Okay I'm retiring" and they'll let you, or will they put you down like an old horse?

..Yeah no. Murkoff is a sort of… life sentence. I doubt they’d ever let you leave alive!