Local foreigner

Minors will be blocked 🔞 | More than 500 years of experience in the medical field, don't ask for a diagnosis if you're squeamish about leeches. If you're a certain coworker reading this I told you to stop following me, and stop telling the new guy that I'm a vampire. | [VTM OC RP blog, this character predates this campaign though]

[koyoriin]

vamp fatale 🦇

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[balkanparamo]

Incubus by Lee James McKnight

[artbyblastweave]

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

[dialectrician]

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

[artbyblastweave]

I SAID HOLD STILL

[nanadouken]

eye contact

[florencemachines]

Costume appreciation series: Van Helsing (2004) dir Stephen Sommers

Costume Design by Gabriella Pescucci and Carlo Poggioli

[ramlightly]

"so how was your morning" Oh you know, the ol' rise and grind. Those tentacles aren't going to render themselves.

[frownyalfred]

local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?

[frownyalfred]

[mostly-frayed-edges]

[ancientstone]

Vampire: *struggling*

Me:

Vampire: *still struggling*

Me: look, I said I have tricky veins-

Vampire: DO YOU HAVE THEM AT ALL????

[mel-155-a]

[cryptotheism]

Relapsed on sleuthing

[cryptotheism]

One caper and I'm looking for clues all night

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

freak in the sheets as well as in most other locations

[isa-sketches]

testing more orcs with tails hoho

[isa-sketches]

But what if orcs had tails

[teacakes1799]

a t l a s s

[apolloendymion]

thinking again about vampirism as disability

[apolloendymion]

what if you slept all day and woke at night, lonely and frustrated. what if you couldn't go to social events, or even mundane public spaces like stores. what if you couldn't see the sun. what if you couldn't go to the pool, or the beach, or the creek. what if you couldn't eat what everyone else is eating. what if you couldn't eat at all. what if your basic needs came at the cost of your loved ones' quality of life. what if you became agitated, confused, maybe even violent if your needs weren't met. what if people blamed your behavior on demons, or worse, your own inherent evil. what if people saw you as a threat to your own community. what if the default response to your suffering was either indifference or violence. what if people thought you were better off dead, that you no longer count as human, that they're doing you a favor by letting you disappear. what if people assumed you must somehow deserve all of this. what about that.

[hemipenal-system]

you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

[yesterdaysprint]

Evansville Press, Indiana, January 14, 1909