hhrrrrnng fruit

any pronounce tobias/dakota 22 and fruity 😌

[gasterofficial]

the smuckler seems to smumble his mind at night

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

What month should we hold the tumblr Sexywoman Contest 2027?

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[cheesecakemermaid1048]

June where yuri day is,just like god intended

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Good point, as a side note we also have the option to have it end on Yuri day

[nearlyenoughcats]

I'd suggest International Women's Day (March 8th)

[thyrell]

why does every vulture look lesbian as hell

[thyrell]

like honestly im dead certain i saw this couple drinkin pabst at a potluck last week its not just me right

[kittybroker]

fat chud that i hate (mostly kidding 💔)

Ghastly beast of burden valued in at the lowly price of only $1.20!

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[bringcal]

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

[edgar-allan-possum]

[dogpuppy]

[masonlindroth]

I created a small metroidvania in 72 hours for Ludum Dare 40. After much serious thought, I named it “Muldulamulom”. You may play it in your browser here: https://mason-lindroth.itch.io/muldulamulom

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[bitchontheprairie]

longhorn sheep looking through a window, 1981, linda mccartney

[tavolgisvist]

Lucky Spot looking through the window, 1977, by Linda McCartney (x)

[focsle]

Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

[focsle]

Look at this CAR HORN!!

[bewareimfrench]

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

[bowieboosh]

Cargoyle

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[nessochist]

Kandy G. Lopez R ² - Roscoe and Reggie 2024 Yarn and acrylic paint on hook mesh

Orlando Museum of Art’s 2025 Florida Prize in Contemporary Art

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[spuds-n-soup]

Launch my child

[justsomejal]

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: FISH EATER DMV: SEXUAL/ FISH EATER Verdict: ACCEPTED

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

we all really resonated with this one huh

[cattraine]

As near as I can tell they’re all just designed to hang on hangers.