sometimes i write; most of the time i do not write.
i'm currently going through a slight COD hyperfixation, so i probably won't write for a while. i'm not accepting requests, but feel free to reach out or spam my inbox!! i love the interaction <3
- Jeff has ASPD. This causes him to not feel much empathy, sympathy, or remorse. The disorder completely destroys his ability to hold any sense of guilt.
- He often wakes up from nightmares and feels so inadequate as a person that he faces multiple suicide attempts, but they obviously failed because he's a valuable proxy and Slenderman is awake 24/7. totally not because Slender feels a fatherly urge to protect Jeff
- His bedroom is surprisingly neat. He cleans it when he's manic and he usually tries to keep it that way.
- Even if his bedroom is clean, don't expect him to be. He showers about 2-3 times each week with the claim "I don't give two shits" because he's too prideful to admit it's because he hasn't had the motivation all week and could barely get out of bed this morning.
- He and Liu mildly get along. They don't hate each other, but they don't like each other either. They have a silent understanding of "I'll protect you because you're my brother, not because you're my friend."
- Sometimes Jeff will tell a joke and Sully will accidentally laugh. It usually results in an awkward silence between the two.
- He doesn't like spicy food very much, but he eats it sometimes to cope with SH urges. It burns his mouth wounds enough to distract him.
- Jeff will mansplain anything/everything to you.
- With that being said, do NOT ask him about Donnie Darko because he will go on for hours about that movie. He's very passionate about that topic.
- Avid listener of Motörhead and PopKill.
- Thinks new memes are fucking hilarious. I have no idea why, but this man will start cracking tf up whenever you call yourself sigma or an alpha. He just thinks it's an absolute laugh riot.
I feel like we should come up with a new codename for Toby cause “Ticci” Toby is a bundle of yikes and a half especially knowing how ableist the creator is
Hey, everyone!! I know I haven't posted (or even reblogged) in a while, and for that I'm sorry. Life has been shit, so I no longer write. I may start again, but it probably won't be very soon.
I've moved and I'm more active on my personal account here: @coonyhq
^^ I've gotten into some communities you may not support, but I'm happier now where I am. Good luck to all my friends on here, have a nice day!!
saying "are you haunted? are you fucking possessed?" is my favorite way to express my taking issue with someone else's behavior. like brother you are acting so strange and unlike yourself that the only explanation is you are being tormented by a spirit of some kind.
There should be penis dispenseres, the penises would hang from the ceiling like pork in a bucher shop. you could pick out whitch one suits you, they do the surgery right there, with a bucher knife
and then across the street it’s a cyberpunk (cybercock) store where you can get light up robo dickanballs
Is it bad of me to headcanon super dark theories of where Ghost's skull came from?
Okay, let's, first of all, suspend disbelief because he obviously has MULTIPLE of them across the last 3 games, he's had at least 2, if not 3.
(Check the detail around the eyes, especially. Unless he's been sanding off parts of the bone so it sits flusher to his face - I wouldn't put it past him - then from MW2 to MW3 it wouldn't have changed that much)
(Not to mention THIS abomination that's got a completely different cut to the forehead and eyes and is sewn to a different balaclava)
But let's, for the sake of this, treat them all as if they're the same skull mask.
In my head, let me start out by saying that I headcanon that that's a REAL human skull. Not a little Halloween mask. (Peep all the imperfections and cracks on it)
So then that begs the question of WHO that skull belongs to.
Firstly, it's large enough to fit his nose and eyes and be somewhat aligned with his mouth and forehead. It likely means it's an adult male's.
Second, considering all the cracks on it especially around the eye sockets, he's had it for a WHILE and has been patching it up.
Now, if we go with the whole '09 Ghost backstory/comic book Ghost backstory... then Ghost was taken by Roba, buried alive, had his family killed, etc. etc.
Then it makes sense that Ghost would steal whatever gear/equipment he can on his way back to the US border and then again on his way to the UK when he finds his family dead.
That means he'd likely have stolen weapons, clothes, gear... (Like he advises Johnny to do in MW2 'welcome to guerrilla warfare' and all). But he wouldn't come across someone with a whole skull front sewn to a balaclava...
Which means he did it himself.
Then, my brain hcs three possible origins for the skull:
When he was buried alive, he was buried with someone else, and he took THEIR skull... (as an extra way to conceal his identity on his search for Roba)
Or...
He took the skull off the remains of the men that killed his family... (it would help avoid detection that the body he switched dog tags with was not Simon Riley bc no facial reconstruction)
Or...
It's Roba's skull. (And a constant reminder for Ghost of the stuff he's survived and of the enemy he's decimated... Of all he's lost... And of who he's been forced to become.)
TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow
ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.