I Want This Twink To Obliterate Me

Shameless Astarion enjoyer. This is my space to feed my special interest. 18+ minors DNI

[tadpole-apocalypse]

I think I can share these now without my blog being nuked 😳

[violet-fluff]

shadowheart: and i —oop 😳

[vampire-caprisun]

Fam hear me out Astarion build as a rogue/necromancer would slap and be lore friendly with his Necromancy of Thay side quest

[quail-in-red]

Dead and undead are the same thing right

[preciouslittle-archive]

Astarion: You just want to kiss? Nothing more? Well that doesn't sound very fun does it?

Cut to 15 minutes later. His hands are tangled in their hair, he's making the neediest noises, he's sucking on their lips.

"Not having any fun are we?"

"Shhh just- don't stop."

[vampire-caprisun]

Couple of depressed goth bitches kissing

[vampire-caprisun]

Dont mind me just posting Astarion and his feral gf in her new cunty jacket

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

[referencees]

And the funniest part of all of it is they were right. You show up and the hospital tries to kill you.

[strange-mage]

ﾟ✧˚₊ Royal Blue ₊˚✧ ﾟ

Painted baby vamp to keep my brain sane 😪

This art will be available as a print at Toronto Comicon 2025 as well as my online store (stay tuned for the grand opening haha)

[dame-deviant]

Wyll, painted using Procreate on the iPad 🎨

[sicksadsus]

Halsin says trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️

[tehriel]

(Happy)

[g0bl1nk4t]

I haven't played bald gay for a while and I'm going through withdrawals 😩 I need my toxic loser lame male wife. He makes me so mad I need him 💖

[maeryls-journal]

Having a bad day?

Look at him. Listen to his jokes and silly pickup lines. Gossip (and invite Shadowheart, while you're at it). Go after a bulette or some bigger prey. Bicker with him about who killed more goblins back at the camp. Discuss drow fashion. Let him show you his best dagger moves. Brainstorm new ways to tease Gale… Just enjoy his company.

[mcsiggy]

Friend made a joke that needed to be drawn out.

[senairart]

tumblr pls don’t kill me for a nip slip?👉👈

[galacticjonah]

Say cheese!!!

Drawing the whole damn squad was quite some work but I've done it. These are for MCM London specifically...getting them printed as little faux polaroid pics :3c

[angedonia]