Crazy Birb Boi

Josh - he/him. I love Sherlock. I’m an artist (tho I don’t really post here) I love P!ATD, TØP, FOB, MCR, Gorillaz, and musicals. Talk to me if u want. Instagram: @jishdraws

[i-am-a-fish]

it is fun time! (not optional)

[vampire-kid-blog1]

I love how I actually have some art talent but instead of using it to make great pieces I make things like this. These 30 second doodles on my phone. I live for these and I personally find them hilarious. They’re probably better than my actual art tbh. This is Sherlock if u couldn’t tell

[vampire-kid-blog1]

I want to make more friends. Yet at the same time I don’t want any friends. So, I’m not quite sure how to solve that problem

[beefmasters-deactivated20180810]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

if you saw the alphabet: you’re straight

if you saw a keysmash: you’re gay

[good-am]

H ol yy ff fu ck

[helloprincey-blog]

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

I saw the beginning of the alphabet and the rest as a keysmash

Is this because I’m pan?

[vanilla-bean-buttercream]

I skipped over the first part entirely. Guess I really am ace.

[i-am-a-fish]

i pull into mcdonalds,

i order the McHug

[i-am-a-fish]

… with a side of cries

[incorrectbbcsherlockquotes]

John: Why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?

Sherlock: I don’t know, John, maybe they need adult supervision.

[sherlockholmesandhisinability]

YEAH I WISH

[sherlocks-mind]

Fire exposes our priorities

Me:

[londoncallingsigh]

Sherlock: The Game is Now (trailer)

[bloodfreakpropaganda]

Me: I’m going to bed

What people think I mean:

What I actually mean:

[the-cumberbatchs-stupid-pengwin]

JAJAJA

[ashtonsunshine]

I’m sorry but a Sherlock themed escape room???? Created by Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat???? With original content from the series???? YES PLEASE!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

[golden-buddle]

[i-am-a-fish]

Oh??

Your move @specimen5echo

[kingdom-of-ocean-blog]

boom

[certified-asshat-deactivated201]

Gotcha

[i-am-a-fish]

You’d really take your own life just to be a human shield for that small fry?? Are you trying to call my bluff?????

[certified-asshat-deactivated201]

Darn straight

[i-am-a-fish]

Sigh… well consider yourself successful then.

I could never fire at someone so handsome…

[certified-asshat-deactivated201]

Thank~

[i-am-a-fish]

Bet u didnt see this!! coming

[golden-buddle]

Apparently im dead now, lol. You win Goldie, I back off… But the other fish may not.

[i-am-a-fish]

Thank you for accepting defeat. What’s you next move @insanealice13??? You runnin away??

[kayoi1234]

You might want to reconsider those words Goldie Gurston. 

A defender has appeared

[i-am-a-fish]

!!!!!! OH NO ITS A JELLY 😨

Someone please send me a weapon I’m too scared to move

[kayoi1234]

Touch the fish, and I will not hesitate to stab. 

[i-am-a-fish]

WHY IS NOBODY SENDINGG ME A WEAPONNNN?????

[golden-buddle]

oooo ghost of the fishie you killed is back…. Doesn’t boomerangs zip back?

[i-am-a-fish]

By golly you’re right!

THE WAR IS WON THANKS TO PHYSICS

[nikkowafers-deactivated20171209]

ARE YOU SURE?!!!!!! (a fishie friend of @insanealice13, who asked me to avenge their death)

[i-am-a-fish]

THE PLOT THICKENS.

I’M IN DANGER. THAT THING IS A CROSSBOW IT SHOOTS POINTY STICKS LARGE DISTANCES. @moonphobos PLEASE SEND ME A WEAPON.

[i-am-a-fish]

@ryanbacon please save me Tumblr mobile is about to be my demise

[soos-kitashi-deactivated2019092]

I got you man, you can distract them with these dogs in a box

[i-am-a-fish]

UUUUUUUUH @nikkowafers… L-LOOK!!!

[nikkowafers-deactivated20171209]

P.S. you may have missed the part where I relieved myself as a mostly fish some man thing bent on avenging my brother aka @insanealice13 , anyway…

Yay! So cute!

Wait one moment….

YOU CAN’T FOOL ME!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Holy Hannah it’s a man fish hell bent on revenge…

But your too late haha!! @ryanbacon, A C T I V A T E T H E M E C H S U I T

[soos-kitashi-deactivated2019092]

ROGER THAT M80!

[i-am-a-fish]

YESSSSSSSSS!!!! ! 

Now for my attack::: NILLA WAFER BLASTTT!

[nikkowafers-deactivated20171209]

NILLA WAFERS!!!! My only weakness! Your out smarted me goldfish, but hear  my words… This was the sweetest death I could ever ask for, GET IT???!!!

At least I will be with @insanealice13 now…ya know… swimming with the fishes. *dies, last words being a really bad joke*

[i-am-a-fish]

Yay! ❤️

[made-this-blog-to-end-fish-post]

[i-am-a-fish]

[i-am-a-fish]

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

[damaramegido]

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

[fluoritegalaxy]

I have a quick follow-up question, which is also what the fuck?

[i-am-a-fish]

let me do my thing

[i-am-a-fish]

we’re coming

[i-am-a-fish]

hey kid, come closer i wanna start some shit

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*hesitantly steps closer*

[i-am-a-fish]

thanks but I’d like for you to come even closer than that, i really want to start some shit and it would be better if you are as close as possible

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*slowly takes a few more steps forward*

[i-am-a-fish]

ok that’s close enough by the way i really appreciate you coming this close it really does make starting shit a lot easier so thank you for that

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

You’re welcome! So… what kinda shit you gonna start?

[i-am-a-fish]

i wanna start…

…a friendshit

[i-am-a-fish]

Hello Fish, have you ever shown the front of you?

no but