I Have Terrible Tastes But Here We Are!

Hi this is my self ship and oc x canon side blog! I use They/She/Xe/Any Pronouns! Please read the BYF ty! Anyway it's mostly reblogs but it'll have some ramblings about my favs to! Rude or hateful messages will be blocked! ty!

[nightingale-of-roses]

You might not know this but…

Your F/O has a plushie of you. I’m not sure if they bought it or made it themselves but it was super cute and looked just like you!

They must need something to cuddle when you’re gone.

But nothing beats cuddles from you though!

[chaotic-fo-imagines]

[sirenalure]

Can I lick subspace...

licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklic

[vampyric-dolly-drawz]

I have to know vampommf do you ship Jinxy with anyone else?

#polyamory

[wrnxiety]

choose your favorite villain to marry

[vampire-lovezone]

it's been many months now and I am still so giddy and gushing heard over [email protected] that's my darling partner...he is on the same ranks as my dear Dimen at this point...

I honestly feel closer to the little wizard now more than ever before...I want to cry tears of joy

[red-heartart]

may we give our precious medkit a hug? or subspace PLEASE

[SUBSPACE TRIPMINE ♡ READER]

"Wh-... Hey. Release me!-"

"Nope. You looked stressed."

"...Ridiculous. I don't get stressed."

"Mm-hm. You're not trying very hard to push me away."

"My intellect is occupied with important matters, you overly-affectionate nuisance!"

"Said important matters is me, right?"

"YOU-!"

(yes WE are ignoring the fact that I forgot his crystal<3)

[sirenalure]

Heyyy....I see you have phighting in your list.....may I order some Subspace with a side of kisses?

kissing that evil strawberry scientist

[megahertzmaroon]

Can i give your gabriel a ringpop i feel like he'd enjoy it

He loved it actually! Even if it is in the wrong finger lmfao

[paradigmrust]

Hi Matador. Hi

[baiiapi]

darkheart slop bc i was kinda crashing out

Kill Her. 💔

i changed reader’s face a little bc i wanted to post this on my other social medias without making them look too moe …. mb guys 😭

[red-heartart]

We require more subspace...

[ SUBSPACE TRIPMINE ♡ READER ]

[thetrag3dy]

[thetrag3dy]

We need more subspace..

👀

Okay!

(Well, Im just more used to drawing his old look 🦭🦭🦭

[mydededearfriend]

Hi! I really like your work! I was wondering if you're still taking requests? If so, could I ask for cuddling pros and cons with magolor and marx.

Of course! I was just thinking about making another cuddling pros and cons list earlier, actually!

I'm going to put a disclaimer here for Marx's part; I don't think he's much of a cuddler or a sleeper. I was really struggling to find anything for him.

Pros of cuddling with Magolor

He's cat shaped and probably has some cat like behaviors, like purring and kneading. You curl up in bed with him and he (without meaning to) gives you a nice massage. You scratch behind his ear and he starts purring, which is both cute and relaxing.

Let's be honest he probably has like. Extremely soft bedding and silk pillows or whatever. He may not be able to rule the world but with the money his theme park rakes in he can AT LEAST live like a king. This means, lucky you, you also get to enjoy luxuries! I think he'd also have some nesting behavior, which means he has a horde of pillows and blankets that you can get buried in.

Being cat like also probably means he naps a lot; like a cat. Which means plenty of opportunities to cuddle + many naps if you're a big napper. Doesn't have to be in bed either you can cuddle on the couch while he naps.

I, personally, headcanon that he takes grooming and self care very seriously. He has extremely soft and thick fur, like the best fur pillow you've ever pet. He doesn't really shed due to how thorough his care regime is, and he's not REALLY a cat so the chance of allergies are low (unless you're somehow allergic to him, like people can be allergic to moon dust).

Cons of cuddling with Magolor

Just like with Dedede, you will get EXTREMELY warm very quickly. Magolor isn't that bothered by the heat (once again, personal hc. While he isn't actually halcandrian I think he came from a desert planet anyways), so he doesn't really notice and starts getting pissy if you move too much or try to get away to cool off.

Unfortunately; cat. He wants to cuddle on his terms and his alone and WILL express displeasure if you try to avoid cuddling or are busy. Will literally try to get in your way and whine about it. Or bribe you. He'll also try to charge you if you want to cuddle when he doesn't want to, though he's only half joking.

Ends up grooming you while you're sleeping; you wake up and you're cleaner than you passed out. Face washed, hair brushed, nails trimmed and filed, a whole spa treatment and you weren't even aware it was happening. This is because Magolor is what we call "an idiot" and has trouble expressing real genuine feelings and affection to someones face; so he ends up taking care of you while you're unaware.

Will literally stop cuddling on a dime for any reason. I'm sorry but. He's literally a cat let's not lie to ourselves if he gets hungry he's outta there.

Pros of cuddling with Marx

Small and portable! You can curl around him and he fits very nicely against you :) Due to his lack of floating hands you also don't have to worry about accidentally rolling over one and pinning it.

Isn't super fluffy or furry, so you don't have to worry about getting too hot or too cold.

?????

I'm going to level with you chat; there are not many pros here.

Cons of cuddling with Marx

He bites. He doesn't have hands so he bites to express any and every feeling. If you like being chewed on ideal cuddle buddy but he draws blood.

His wings are NOT comfortable, they're like a metallic bone deal and have bright lights. Also he has claws there and will use them.

Does not stay still for very long, so pinning him down for a cuddle session is borderline impossible. The only way you get to cuddle with him is if you settle in for a nap, and like a cat he shows up for a few hours and then dips as soon as you start to wake up.

Sleeps with his eyes open??? Can you live with that.

Watches you sleep, probably without you knowing.

Probably drools when he sleeps too.

Did I mention he bites

Steals from you. straight up picks your pockets.

[mydededearfriend]

Kirby Character Courting hcs

As foretold; my fever has calmed down a lil so I'm back on my shit. You are free to take inspiration from these headcanons if you'd like! Use them for canon ships, use them for oc ships, w/e I literally don't care.

Features King Dedede, Meta Knight, Magolor, Taranza, and Susie! Might make a part 2 with different characters later idk

These weren't peer reviewed because I didn't feel like waiting all day for somebody to get back to me if they're ooc im not sorry <3

KING DEDEDE

A big gift giver when it comes to wooing a potential partner; especially things like foods and shiny objects. Gives his potential lover the best of the best treats and exquisite meals, the shiniest largest gems he can get his hands on, anything that pertains to their hobbies or interests, it's all free game.

He tries to be nonchalant about it, he tries really really hard. Giving them whatever gift he got for them and trying to appear unbothered by their reaction but also he wants to watch them like a hawk to make sure they enjoy it. He also can't hide how giddy it makes him when they do enjoy it.

He would also take them on trips or excursions around Pop Star, anywhere their heart desires and he's got the Waddle Dees readying transportation.

Despite his boisterous nature and ego he still takes a while to actually confess any feelings. He wants to make absolutely sure a potential partner is properly wooed and swooning over his kinglyness.

META KNIGHT

More of an actions speak louder than words type of guy. Carries things for his potential partner without prompting, gets them a book or tickets to a movie they'd been talking about but never had the will to purchase, just little ways to show he cares.

He's a lot like a cat when it comes down to it, he spends more time around them without actually interacting. Half the time they don't even notice he's there even if everybody else notices. He'd probably also leave treats in places that they frequent.

Genuinely they wouldn't even be able to tell he's courting them. He's not the most romantic when it comes down to it so it's easy for them to brush it off as "he's just being chivalrous he does it for everybody because he's a knight." He does not do it for everybody.

Would probably actually confess face to face, maybe with flowers, depends on how important he deems it to the person he's confessing to.

MAGOLOR

Capitalism king shows his affection and amorous feelings through discounts. Potential partners get discounts on anything he sells with "cutie discounts" and "my favorite person discounts". Though due to his smarmy nature they'd probably assume he's bullying them (he kind of is).

He gets more playful with any potential partner, affectionate touches and nuzzles; cutesy nicknames that sound vaguely condescending and insulting but he genuinely means them to be cute pet names.

He's not a very giving person without gain, so gifts are often things he feels he could afford to lose out on, though they still have their strings. What do you know, he has an extra ticket to Merry Magoland! Ohhh noo if ONLY he had a cutie to go with him because he doesn't have ANNNNNNYBODY else to play the minigames with :( won't somebody PLEASE take PITY on poor Maggyboy. Then he gives them a sidelong glance before dramatically fainting. Unfortunately, though not a villain anymore, he still has the dramatics of one.

Do I think he'd confess? Yeah probably. Though I doubt it'd be romantic or have much thought or consideration in it. Just off handedly after he gets caught up in his feelings and how he would've never gotten this chance had things gone his way.

TARANZA

Best spider boy in the WORLD is very much a guy who does acts of service to show his affection. He doesn't give gifts anymore, not after what happened last time (the scars may have healed in due time but they still sting). He makes up for it by giving his potential partner all of his time and energy.

Very big on physical touch and one of his favorite things to do is give any potential partner a massage, it allows him to help make them feel better and also provides physical affection. Big win!

Genuinely LOVES spending time with them and loves doing mundane things with them, doesn't matter if its just a walk in the park or hanging out while they do chores; he's just really really happy to be there.

He confesses purposefully and genuinely, more than likely during a picnic in a flower field. He doesn't gift them flowers, so just. existing nearby them is the best he could do. God forbid he gifts them flowers that are evil and fucked up.

SUSIE

An absolute autistic queen that has been so corporatized she isn't sure how feelings or emotions work. She'd express her interest in a potential partner by taking things off their workload. Chores, school work, emails, whatever she can do to make life easier for them (and give them more time to spend with her) is a sacrifice she'll make.

Not much of a gift giver, but when she does give gifts it's always something with a purpose or use. Type of woman to give you pots and pans. She doesn't see the appeal of useless doodads and doohickeys.

When she's not working to fix her fathers mistakes she's spending time with them. Though she prefers to do something productive (getting those chores they've been putting off done, for example) she'll give them a pass because she does enjoy her time spent with them.

Confesses robotically with precision. Done quickly and effortlessly, possibly through email.

[awsumr3i]

can you do folly x anxious reader?

folly… 🤤🤤🤤