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synth | he/they (tme) | 21+ (no minors 🔞) | leftist | rich ppl go karts liker

[vampire-on-main]

synth | he/they bisexual tme tmasc or something | 27 (no minors)

formula one car and ocs are my only passions

list of my mental illnesses:

[kingcatnine]

i know it's not fair to compare the writing of recent debut tumblr authors to Terry Pratchett no matter how much they want to be him but reading a discworld really is making me despair at ppl not understanding what makes a metaphor good. Pratchett just hit me with "the silence of the room crowded in like a fist slowly being clenched" and you want to try my patience with sharpened bananas. go home.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

[inlandwest]

[adastrabbit]

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[vampire-on-main]

going tto a small town where everyone is nice to you but looks at you a little funny because you're a person of colour...............................

[parkchanwoohoo]

I've learned the hard way that you need to make sure everybody present is familiar with this tweet before attempting to quote it or else everyone is going to recreate that photo of those college students holding solo cups staring at you with disgust

[kosmogrl]

[bisexuel]

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[johnloganfiles]

bound (1996) dir. by the wachowskis

[vampire-on-main]

HAI SYNTH BAE ˚✧₊⁎⁺˳✧༚

HELLLLOOO EMI CHOWNKIE HOW ARE YA (*^。^*)

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[demadogs]

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[tall]

[vampire-on-main]

went to a movie with willy sdv and it felt so good literally better than any of the romance scenes I had with any of the actual dateable characters. felt so crazy I really wish we could fuck willy in the game