yeah i drink blood when i'm killing cause it's fuckin delicious

king • mcr alt for @longdeadking • if the mad gear ep has no fans im dead

[vampirefightingsociety]

i know i just changed my url but i had to change it again for the rerelease of my favorite ep ever

knivesslashsorrows -> vampirefightingsociety

[sosaysdean]

wheat chicken fish and slaterade

[theaterard]

whats the zabiha halal rating of local hot hot chicken are y’all certified

[theaterard]

pulling a classic muslim business owner move and opening a location right next door called Salim’s halal hot hot chicken that serves the exact same menu

[1five1two]

[killrockstar]

they dont even have weed in draag i'm smoking straight wheat just to feel something i hate this fucking place

[s-leary]

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

[commonplacefolklore]

he's right but at what cost

[sosaysdean]

never get ur regular merch team to design anything ever again keep hiring artists to do fun stuff pls and thank you. they won’t listen but

[concretedyke]

they have chickens AND wheat… the chances of a raising canes in gubrick are low but never zero

[poolboydivision]

[poolboydivision]

alternativevly

[plaguedocboi]

You know what? You’re right. Thank you south carolina aquarium

[life-spasm]

gerard way is a queer icon bc his courage taught me that it’s okay to wear brown boots with an all black outfit if they’re more of like a red-toned burnt sienna

[lostinhistory]

Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

The beautiful and endangered Dumb Gulper Shark

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[victusinveritas]

[naamahdarling]

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

[marjorierose]

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

[orthoscheme]

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[akmongs]

why did he say this

[seekingstars]

Enough Music - Dorianne Laux