Don't Touch Me

Astarion RP blog

[vampiricbaldurian]

Astarion has now moved over here with my other muses. Please find him below:

[tadfools]

Help why is this so funny

[half-dorks]

BG3 Epilogue : Origin Astarion (Spawn) x Gale

BOOK CLUB IS REAL

Well, they read for a reason.

[darklyhandsome]

Merry Xmas Astarion lovers

[bg3-brainwormed]

Hey, Cazador. Turn around, Cazador.

Bitch.

[nobigneil]

Still got it @ Fan Expo Chicago

[goodnightmemes]

STARTERS FOR DARK & TOXIC SHIPS

Lines taken from various forms of media for that particular brand of dark ships.

❛ You don’t want me to have anything in my life that’s not you. ❜

❛ You think you’d be happy with someone else? No way. I’m it. ❜

❛ I’ve killed for you. Who else can say that? ❜

❛ I’ll kill the whole bloody lot of them until you and I are the only people left in this world. ❜

❛ What have we done to each other? What will we do? ❜

❛ But the horror, the horror was for love. ❜

❛ This love burns you, maims you, twists you inside out. ❜

❛ It is a monstrous love, and it makes monsters of us all. ❜

❛ You lied to me! You poisoned me! You told me you loved me! ❜

❛ I love you, and it’s killing me. ❜

“I hate you”  –  “No you don’t.” ❜

❛ You’re killing me slowly. ❜

❛ I love you so, I’ll eat you whole. ❜

❛ Sorry about the blood in your mouth, I wish it was mine. ❜

❛ Tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us. ❜

❛ Something ugly in you, you also saw in me. ❜

❛ You ruin anything you touch, and destroy anyone you love. ❜

❛ You are coming down with me, hand in unloveable hand. ❜

❛ You say that you love me but you act like you don’t. ❜

❛ Imagine our children, how fucked would they be? ❜

❛ Don’t you know I’m no good for you? ❜

❛ When it’s going good, it’s great. But when it’s bad, it’s awful. ❜

❛ Your temper’s just as bad as mine is. You’re the same as me. ❜

❛ I know this love will tear me to pieces. ❜

❛ I loved you enough. You just never believed it. ❜

❛ Why can’t you just let me go? ❜

❛ We have been each other’s prisoner for a very long time. ❜

❛ You said that you loved me with your knife pressed against my throat. ❜

❛ I’d probably still adore you will your hand around my neck. ❜

❛ Our love is a monster, plain and simple. ❜

❛ I loved you as Icarus loved the sun: too close, too much. ❜

❛ Loving you was the most exquisite form of self-destruction. ❜

❛ It terrifies me what I would do for you. ❜

❛ There’s a difference between really loving someone and loving the idea of them. ❜

❛ We weren’t ourselves when we fell in love, and when we became ourselves – surprise! – we were poison. ❜

❛ We complete each other in the nastiest, ugliest possible way. ❜

❛ I would never kill you. Not in a million years. What I can do - what I will do is hurt you, worse than I did before. ❜

❛ You make me feel, and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. Now. ❜

❛ You are the knife I turn inside myself: that is love. ❜

❛ I say I want you inside me and you split me open with a knife. ❜

❛ If you love me, you don’t love me in a way I understand. ❜

❛ We love with claws and teeth and the blood is just proof of how much. It’s feral. ❜

❛ There is something wrong with you that is also wrong with me. ❜

❛ Love isn’t soft, like those poets say. Love has teeth which bite and the wounds never close. ❜

❛ I need you to be a monster. Which is to say, I’m trying not to love you. ❜

❛ Kiss me. Kill me. Do something. ❜

[thedomesticanthropologist]

People headcanon Astarion getting emotional/soft/weepy when you do nice things for him but may I present to you:

An Astarion who gets /mad/ about it. You wash his clothes for him while he's gone, and instead of being grateful, he asks you what you want out of it.

You bring him things you think he will like, extra loot, etc and of course he takes it and is ever so grateful... but his eyes narrow in suspicion and a frown tugs at his lips. He stares at the items, turning them over, wondering what's wrong with them.

Give me an Astarion who is always waiting 'for the other shoe to drop', who questions every kind thing you try to do, who accepts it but does not bask in your light- he winces, for it is too bright.

Give me Astarion learning how to trust your kindness with the same enthusiasm one would have going to the dentist to get a rotten tooth pulled without anesthetic.

[heroexxs-a]

[vampiricbaldurian]

[vampiricbaldurian]

It was a dangerous place to hunt so close to the githyanki crèche, which sounded a whole lot more harmless than it was. Astarion couldn't get the picture of baby aliens waving swords out of his head. He had seen how ruthless those creatures could be, even from his short-tempered ally, so he would have to be cautious. Needs must, and all that. There was plenty of wildlife out here, at least, far better pickings than the places in the Underdark he and his companions had wandered.

Just at the point of pouncing upon an unsuspecting boar, he and the beast sensed something. Someone. The rogue vampire spawn melted into the shadows and remained still, watching for what it might be, praying they would be unaware and not a stalking follower of Vlaakith. He clutched his daggers, glad that his disconnection from Cazador reduced the glow of his unnatural eyes.

Let me see you, whoever you are. Friend or foe. Something safe? Or my next meal?

@divinityrisen

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

[theoldkyokodied]

Adding these close ups bc it looks like tumblr messed up the quality a bit✌️

[magnuspool]

A very angry frog 🐸

[meanbossart]

the urge to see your fu drow and astarion as cats... it's really high...

Stinkies

[grandmother-goblin]

Why haven't I seen anyone talking about this?! This is adorable 😂

Astarion: "Phew, I don't think Minsc will find me - "

Minsc: "ASTARION! My old friend!"

Astarion: "SON OF A BITCH!"

[hekuuu]

a little self-indulgent comic :>

[noolsart]

LOOK I JUST REALLY ENJOY THEIR FRIENDSHIP OK?? You can't tell me they wouldn't hang after their respective personal quests (spawn ending ofc)/emotional breakdowns over their own mortality

EDIT: I forgot to watermark these so now more than ever PLEASE don't repost