I'm no Superman.

I hope you like me as I, am. [ Independent Demonstuck! PostSburb! Dirk Strider RP Blog ] M!A: None

[vampiricdesires]

FU CK IT BACKFIRED

I HAVE TO GO GET BACK ON JADES BLOG EX CU Se me

[glicemiasottozero-deactivated20]

I need a hug or an orgasm.

(via kisscheekzhere)

[vampiricdesires]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M CRYING GO FOLLOW red-time-streams BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING ASS OKAY.

[vampiricdesires]

► STARTER FOR dilutedaspirations from this. ◄

"Well, THAT was embarrassing." He grumbles, as he tangles himself up more in the vines of this stupid forest he was visiting. Ugh. He's better as a city person.

[soprxno-blog]

meme; things i like to know about rp partners

[vampiricdesires]

               FILL IN: 

I like to be called: Princess || Ariel My favorite color is: Red, black, pastels One thing you should know about me: BLOOD FOR TH E BLood goddammit i like to break people a lot.  One thing you should know about my muse: He tends to randomly disappear off the face of the Earth and then pop up just as randomly. First language: English I live in: North Carolina

                   HIGHLIGHT:

Age range: under 13 | 14-17 | 18-22 | 23-25 | 26-29 | 30+  Am I okay with NSFW? Yes | No | Not really  My favorite/most common thing to RP is: angst | fluff | smut | AU’s | horror | action | I like to rp OC friendly?: Yes | No | Depends RP blog: does | doesn’t contain OOC posts

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"Shit this is a lot of people that showed up." He murmured under his breath at the large outcome of people to his first show in Oregon, and HOW DID THESE PEOPLE GET V.I.P TICKETS? "Uh, hey," Dirk ran a hand through his spiked hair, somewhat awkward. What to do...

[japhers]

silly comic with vampires and their human make-up artist friends

[sayaelni]

Oh gosh this is too cute D:

[cinderthemechanic]

I

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Like for a starter!

[envxctxs]

2 SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE

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RP Partner: Please don't think I'm weird, but I sort of ship our muses together...

Me: SO DO I FRIEND

Me: YOOOOOOOOOO

RP Partner: YOOOOOOOO

Me: WE MUST MAKE SHIPPY THREADS FOR OUR MUSES

RP Partner: YES

Me: WE MUST PUT THEM IN CUTE ROMANTIC SITUATIONS

RP Partner: YES OMG

Me: THEN WE MUST MAKE ONE OF THEM BECOME SERIOUSLY INJURED FROM TRYING TO SAVE THE OTHER; WHILE THE ONE THAT WAS SAVED SOBS OVER THEM AND KEEPS THEM COMPANY TIL HELP ARRIVES AND FEARS THAT THEY MAY LOSE THEM (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

RP Partner: ...

Me: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

RP Partner: ...

Me: (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ

[vampiricdesires]

i might be leaving for a week or so in a few days. [7:50:49 PM] R4D1C4L CUT13: and i'm scared to. [7:50:52 PM] R4D1C4L CUT13: R4D1C4L CUT13 sighs. [7:50:54 PM] ----: why [7:50:57 PM] ----: where are you going [7:51:28 PM] R4D1C4L CUT13: i'm going back up to ohio. [7:51:31 PM] R4D1C4L CUT13: and i don't want to. [7:51:36 PM] R4D1C4L CUT13: i don't like it there. [7:51:56 PM] R4D1C4L CUT13: i was beaten in the schools there and my brother got mental trauma at the same school i was beaten at. [7:51:57 PM] R4D1C4L CUT13: ;n; [7:52:06 PM] ----: well. dont go to the same school. [7:52:16 PM] ----: or find someone in the school, preferably adult, who isnt a dickbag. [7:52:23 PM] ----: and tell them about it, if it happens further. [7:52:33 PM] ----: id especially not like to drive up to ohio to be a sword and shield, but i would. [7:52:36 PM] ----: for you especially. [7:53:47 PM] R4D1C4L CUT13: (heart) [7:53:52 PM] R4D1C4L CUT13: but i'm not MOVING, i'm just. [7:54:02 PM] R4D1C4L CUT13: leaving where i'd more want to be. [7:54:10 PM] R4D1C4L CUT13: sighs. [7:54:28 PM] R4D1C4L CUT13: i'd rather be here hearing people critique me on things i CAN change if i'd like to. [7:54:49 PM] R4D1C4L CUT13: than hear insults and curses of me about things i can't change even if i wanted to. [7:54:50 PM] R4D1C4L CUT13: :(

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Sick rp Starters

"Hey there, Rudolph."

"I'm pretty sure tissues exist so you won't sneeze on me."

"Ugh! Cover your mouth!"

"You sound awful, you know that?"

"And you've been like this how long?"

"You really can't take care of yourself, can you?"

"Oh, gross! I better not get sick!"

"What are you doing here? You should be in bed."

"You're kind of adorable when you're sick. You know, in a pathetic way."

"Stop it! You're getting your germs everywhere!"

"I'm taking care of you, and that's final."

"I don't care if I get sick. I just want to help you get better."

"Did you sleep last night?"

"You've been coughing an awful lot. You okay?"

"Jesus! That the tenth time you've sneezed on me today! What is your problem?"

"Did you just throw up?"

"Do you need more blankets?"

"Is it too hot or too cold?"

"Hmmm, you definitely have a fever."

"I think it's bedtime for you."

"You have to take the medicine, or you won't get better!"

"Hey, you alright? You look pale."

"Here, just take the whole box of tissues."

"Gosh, you must be really sick..."

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      "But I can only write this song, and tell you, that I'm not that strong.                    'Cause I'm no Superman, I hope you like me, as I, am."

✘Crossover and AU Friendly

✘ This is Demonstuck, so be wary for warnings of blood, gore, and the like that comes with it.

✘OC Friendly!

✘NSFW and Smut are welcomed, but if you don't like roleplaying that with underaged muns, that's okay as well!

✘Main blog is here, and my other frequently accessed blog is my Jade.

✘Open to everyone and every idea! Don't be shy!

[jazminle-deactivated20170227]

Let's play 'Tumblr 20 Questions'. The next 20 questions I get, I'll answer honestly.

[askbox-dares]

If the mun gets 5 ✗ they'll post a mun photo.

[vampiricdesires]

Quick favor.

If you want on the list for Dirk's friends, like this?