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okay but why must a tv show “make sense” or “have a coherent timeline”? is it not enough for henry cavill to fight monsters, sluttily?

#for real tho #what more do you want?

tfw you go to a 4-year old’s birthday party which is unicorn themed but you are also a fan of The Witcher franchise and now unicorns are forever ruined for you.

#the witcher #unicorns #thanks Andrzej

gunnarstahl

You chose.

#the witcher

pandalikeelf

season 1, episode 5: bottled appetites

#the witcher

rubyredwisp

Wasn’t 50 miles outside of Kaer Morhen. He was huge. Stinking. Bald head. Rotten teeth. He pulled that girl from the cart, tore her dress off in front of her father and said, “It’s time you met a real man.” I told him it was time he met one too. It took two strikes to kill him. They weren’t clean. But they were spectacular. I turned to that girl afterwards. She was drenched in the man’s blood. She took one look at me, screamed, vomited, and passed out [Roach snorts]. Yeah. I thought the world needed me too.

#the witcher

yennefahs

#yes please

#the witcher #it won't take all night

dragon-la

Sometimes, in the middle of the day, I stop and think:

Are you pERHAPS SHORT oF a mArbLe?!

#the witcher

penny-anna

the existence of ‘Witch’ and ‘Witcher’ implies the existence of the mysterious ‘Witchest’

#hahaha

ceremonial

The Tudors 1.04 ‘His Majesty, the King’

#the tudors #I've been rewatching it because REASONS

michaellangdons

Best of Geralt in each episode: 1.01 The End’s Beginning

#the witcher

acecroft

People linked by destiny will always find each other. THE WITCHER (2019 - ), Season 1

#the witcher

obese-rice

His perpetual irritation is…so good

#the witcher #I love those scenes with no context #because they make NO SENSE #and it's awesome

wandaposting

bonus:

#the witcher #this is too good #why do people say Henry Cavill can't act #Henry Cavill is hilarious #he's not even angry he's just #seriously man? seriously?#what have i ever done to you?

jessiemieli

It is one night bodyguarding your very best friend in the whole wide world. How hard could it be? I’m not your friend. Oh. Oh, really? Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?

Geralt of Rivia and Jaskier in The Witcher: Season 1 (2019)

#the witcher