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23 ⊹ she ⊹ wlw ⊹ masters degree in munchology

[vamptizm]

ana . twenty two . lesbian . horror addict . men and minors dni .ᐟ 

masterlist ⛧ snooze ⛧ mission jealousy

paige gf! texts ⛧ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13

paige teammate! texts ⛧ 1 2 3

. . . do not interact .ᐟ

if you’re bigoted in any kind of way

if you’re zionist

dni with my nsfw content if -18

if you’re a big fat hater

if you’re A MAN this is not a safe space

anything you consume is your responsibility, i am not your mother but i will provide the necessary warnings

i will not be writing for : emily engstler / any other suspected weirdos / anyone under 20 unless it’s sfw

i will not be tolerating anyone coming onto my account to talk about emily engstler or sue bird, FUCK them! i don’t wanna hear shit about whatever excuses you’ve made for them, keep it away from me and to yourself thanks.

also english is not my first language, nor my second so let us pls all keep that in mind in case i fuck something up lol

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have u already watched s1 eps 12 & 13 for the pitt?

yess i’m on s2 ep 9 i think? i had to stop cuz my hbo free trial ran out 😭😭

[sheturnpesbian]

ok next time I’ll do better tell me where i went wrong

first part of ur sentence i was hooked i was engaged i genuinely thought u were pressing me about something fr and then u went a lil over the rails with “why u jacking me wrd to my motha” bc that makes sense lowk but in its own context not with the first half.

next u can shorten my heart/ mh and word to my mother/ wtmm or u can say word to bro word to my dead 😭

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here bro go teaching me shit 💔 free me man FREE ME

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Are we ever getting more snooze

yesss just not atm

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satou looks better in that red lip HO get off MY MF COURT IDF

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yo this bench suckkkkkssss (except li)

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when u think u cant make the 3 so u pass to alysha clark to do it instead

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shes not even on the court you stupid bitch

yeah no fucking shit bum. i always talk shit and she usually plays better after that. i’m superstitious everyone knows i do ts every game 💀💀just say u don’t know shit about me or my account or jokes cuz u look fucking stupid rn

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even up by 25 this girl can’t be selfish and try to get her stats up 😭😭😭 bye

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paige really pissing me off again DO SOMETHING BUM

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mannn azzi always wearing the same thing in different fonts and colors 😭

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“do you still care about the new fic” what kinda question is that GIMME GIMME GIMME but like respectfully ofc 😁😁

😭😭 my bad. i’m working on it atm so i can’t say exactly when its gonna be out, but probably soon

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well yes..

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so uh… do yall still gaf abt the new fic

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“you can’t have your cake and eat it too” why tf not… it’s my cake… what else would i do with cake? especially if it’s my cake… like if i have it i’m gonna eat it wth

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do you think pboogers is being biphobic

no cuz les4les isn’t biphobic in itself. it’s literally the lesbian equivalent of wanting a partner who shares the same identity and experiences. not inherently different from bi people preferring to date other bi people, trans people preferring other trans people, etc. hell even poc choosing to only date other poc (like me)

preference is not bigotry yall need to take a deep breath. it’s not about “purity” or wanting someone who’s never been and never will be with men or about any of the harmful stereotypes. it’s about a deep psychological understanding that u just cannot share with someone who’s still attracted to men, when u only center women in ur life. it’s not a dig or personal.

and that’s all i’m gonna say to that cuz ik yall like to get crazy in my inbox. i obviously don’t speak for every les4les, but ik lila is definitely not in the biphobic category of it

[sheturnpesbian]

would u still love me if i turned into mayo

respectfully no.

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kys