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22 ⊹ she ⊹ wlw ⊹ masters degree in munchology

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ana . twenty two . lesbian . horror addict . men and minors dni .ᐟ 

masterlist ⛧ snooze ⛧ mission jealousy

paige gf! texts ⛧ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13

paige teammate! texts ⛧ 1 2 3

. . . do not interact .ᐟ

if you’re bigoted in any kind of way

if you’re zionist

dni with my nsfw content if -18

if you’re a big fat hater

if you’re A MAN this is not a safe space

anything you consume is your responsibility, i am not your mother but i will provide the necessary warnings

i will not be writing for : emily engstler / any other suspected weirdos / anyone under 20 unless it’s sfw

i will not be tolerating anyone coming onto my account to talk about emily engstler or sue bird, FUCK them! i don’t wanna hear shit about whatever excuses you’ve made for them, keep it away from me and to yourself thanks.

also english is not my first language, nor my second so let us pls all keep that in mind in case i fuck something up lol

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drank 16oz of matcha now i might lwk die

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i’m so irritated bye

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can we pleaseee get a teaser for the new series?

yes 🙏 never done a teaser before so i didn’t know which part to show 😭 no paige yet sorry

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which one of u gave latto the lesbo and dyke pass cuz istg ima beat ts outta u

tell birdie baby mama to a chopped hoe to keep it fucking cute??

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what a beautiful thing to wake up to even tho i saw the halftime score and decided to go right back to sleep 😹😹

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i don’t blame you its sickening like people kiss once and think they are in a committed relationship like ewww

especially when it’s straight people 😭 like EWWWUHHH its jus so nasty and icky to me as a lesbian i can’t look at that shit

couldn’t even watch twilight bc of that

the whole concept is just so dumb like no baby u haven’t found the loyl on love island

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have u been watching the new love island usa season?

no i cant stand all the kissing and love bombing and wtv tf they do. they say 2 words to each other then their tongues are down each other’s throats 😭 respect urselves enough to at least have a full, decent conversation and spare the the spit sounds ew

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we will never get studaya back 💔 its just me and my rue edits until i’m 60 now

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THIS IS GENUINELY SOMETHING IVE BEEN SOO DEPRESSED ABOUT CUZ RUE WAS THE LAST OF STUDAYA WE’LL EVER GET

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i’m sick rn

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is everyone having a studaya feeling? i just finished writing an outline based on her 😭

omggggg

yes bro 😭 i been having a studaya/stemdaya feeling since 2017 man it’ll never go away

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What did her matcha look like?

i don’t wanna talk about it i’m irritated and insulted

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we will never get studaya back 💔 its just me and my rue edits until i’m 60 now

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WAIT IM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR YOUR NEW SERIES GIRL OMG I LOVE A GOOD MYSTERY/HORROR PLOT WITH ROMANCE. AND THE FACT PAIGE IS THE BODYGUARD MHM YES

YESSSSS LETS GOOO

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can we talk abt the pain of being a matcha expert and ur gf getting dirty brown yellow “matcha” for her first time. like i’m actually in pain rn this is insulting

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my talking stage of 5 weeks mind u, rejected me when i asked her to be my girlfriend bc she “wasnt ready for a relationship” and “wanted to take things slow”

so i tell her we can slow down if thats what she wants and she just ends everything with me right? so i respect her decision. she ends up telling me she needs healing from her past relationships and stuff so i tell her thats fine, ill wait for you, im here when you’re ready.

fast forward 2 weeks TODAY after she ended things she popped out on ig with a boyfriend. after she told me she doesnt want a relationship and wants to heal.

so i flipped out on her. she was telling me she missed me, she wanted me so bad, she liked me so much, etc etc, leading me on for a whole FIVE WEEKS.

never told me at the beginning she didnt want anything. so i texted her and said:

why would you even bother me if u knew for a fact u didnt wanna be with me? just lies on top of lies. every single one of my friends told me i shouldnt be with you and i didnt listen because i actually liked you. i thought u needed to heal? nah u just wanted dick and ian got that. fuck out of here ur such a bitch.

and now shes running on her ig making stories abbot me like SHES the victim? this is genuinely an “am i an asshole” ask so pls lmk if im in the wrong

i don’t think you’re the asshole at all. rejecting a woman because ur moving too fast and never having the decency to tell her that it aint that serious for u and then popping out with a man a week later is absolutely crazy and is giving she mostly just likes men but loved ur attention until it was time to get serious. from MY perspective before i get labelled as smth i’m not again

but yeah u deserve better than that

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lowk feel like the ppl who say that aren’t about that gay life fr, most likely just teenage girls that’s are paigesexual (don’t get me wrong I KNOW DADA but I think sapphics are more likely to be like skinny paige 🤤🤤🤤 buff paige 🤤🤤🤤 chubby paige 🤤🤤🤤 like paige is just hot it doesn’t matter)

to me paigesexuals are mostly straight girls that only occasionally fw mascs but they don’t ACTUALLY love women 💀 like you’re telling me anything other than skin and bones and six packs scares u off? pussy. paige isn’t even anywhere near chubby its all undefined muscle 😭 like can they be fucking normal

like i need that so bad gtfo

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do u like the marias?

asking me this after i put one of her song on my instagram is scary 😭 but yes i dooo