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22 ⊹ she ⊹ wlw ⊹ masters degree in munchology

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ana . twenty two . lesbian . horror addict . men and minors dni .ᐟ 

masterlist ⛧ snooze ⛧ mission jealousy

paige gf! texts ⛧ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13

paige teammate! texts ⛧ 1 2 3

. . . do not interact .ᐟ

if you’re bigoted in any kind of way

if you’re zionist

dni with my nsfw content if -18

if you’re a big fat hater

if you’re A MAN this is not a safe space

anything you consume is your responsibility, i am not your mother but i will provide the necessary warnings

i will not be writing for : emily engstler / any other suspected weirdos / anyone under 20 unless it’s sfw

i will not be tolerating anyone coming onto my account to talk about emily engstler or sue bird, FUCK them! i don’t wanna hear shit about whatever excuses you’ve made for them, keep it away from me and to yourself thanks.

also english is not my first language, nor my second so let us pls all keep that in mind in case i fuck something up lol

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wow

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the power of paige bueckers shall possess azzi fudd so they can join spiritual forces and drop 50 cuz we’re gonna need it

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if you ever wanna torture me for something, put me and men who do the ronaldo celebration in one room and i’ll end up hanging myself

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drank 16oz of matcha now i might lwk die

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i’m so irritated bye

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can we pleaseee get a teaser for the new series?

yes 🙏 never done a teaser before so i didn’t know which part to show 😭 no paige yet sorry

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which one of u gave latto the lesbo and dyke pass cuz istg ima beat ts outta u

tell birdie baby mama to a chopped hoe to keep it fucking cute??

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what a beautiful thing to wake up to even tho i saw the halftime score and decided to go right back to sleep 😹😹

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i don’t blame you its sickening like people kiss once and think they are in a committed relationship like ewww

especially when it’s straight people 😭 like EWWWUHHH its jus so nasty and icky to me as a lesbian i can’t look at that shit

couldn’t even watch twilight bc of that

the whole concept is just so dumb like no baby u haven’t found the loyl on love island

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have u been watching the new love island usa season?

no i cant stand all the kissing and love bombing and wtv tf they do. they say 2 words to each other then their tongues are down each other’s throats 😭 respect urselves enough to at least have a full, decent conversation and spare the the spit sounds ew

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we will never get studaya back 💔 its just me and my rue edits until i’m 60 now

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THIS IS GENUINELY SOMETHING IVE BEEN SOO DEPRESSED ABOUT CUZ RUE WAS THE LAST OF STUDAYA WE’LL EVER GET

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i’m sick rn

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is everyone having a studaya feeling? i just finished writing an outline based on her 😭

omggggg

yes bro 😭 i been having a studaya/stemdaya feeling since 2017 man it’ll never go away

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What did her matcha look like?

i don’t wanna talk about it i’m irritated and insulted

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we will never get studaya back 💔 its just me and my rue edits until i’m 60 now

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WAIT IM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR YOUR NEW SERIES GIRL OMG I LOVE A GOOD MYSTERY/HORROR PLOT WITH ROMANCE. AND THE FACT PAIGE IS THE BODYGUARD MHM YES

YESSSSS LETS GOOO

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can we talk abt the pain of being a matcha expert and ur gf getting dirty brown yellow “matcha” for her first time. like i’m actually in pain rn this is insulting