Fate is what we make it.

Mother of two, married to an ancient Roman, owner of the best "adult" store in New Orleans. You know, the normal housewife. Oh, and I help the hubby kill vampires. { Indie Tabitha Devereaux Magnus rp blog from the Dark-Hunters series. } #vampxslayer

[unrealray13]

[faerybites]

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[jackiekeaki]

Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

Frank Ocean (via sorbaie)

[angstmemes]

First-Time Interaction starter sentences

“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.

[xnarvaezjr]

w e a k.              I hate that feeling.

[vampxslayer-blog]

I’m alive, I promise! Working on @chxronte pages currently but please, feel free to like this for a quick starter

[vicalovesherself]

[thebeautifulandthedark]

[vampxslayer-blog]

Bought a new laptop yesterday and to go with my theme of naming my electronics after fandom characters, this one shall be named Acheron.

[vampxslayer-blog]

Dragons are cool.

Currently reading Dragonbane.

[everaftercaptainswan]

My type of ship: the hot moody asshole with the girl who is his sunshine and happiness, but can totally kick his ass when he’s an idiot.

[reallyrandomrpmemes]

the 15th gif in your folder is your muses reaction to finding out they’re gonna be a parent

[vampxslayer-blog]

[fyeahrpmemes-blog]

The 13th icon in your folder is your muse's reaction to finding out they're a God/Goddess

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[clxrkc-deactivated20150808]

SEND ✘ FOR A STARTER

[vampxslayer-blog]

The starter will be randomly generated from under the cut. There are 140 options that very from random sentences to lyrics to quotes. Spans all genres. 

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[horrificmemes]

Send 💀 and my muse will say...[ghost hunting edition]

Using a random number generator between 1-25.

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[vampxslayer-blog]

Sorry for the sudden disappearance (again), work was kicking my butt and I had a severe lack of muse. Going to try to make Simi’s sideblog look good & possibly reread the second half of Acheron bc I’m a nerd who will never stop rereading that book

[vampxslayer-blog]

“Deception and perfection are wonderful traits, one will breed love, the other hate.”

“Which breeds which? Because I don’t think perfection breeding hate is something I have to worry about.”

[vindictivevirus-archive]

♕Marina and the Diamonds lyrics meme

“When you love somebody they’ll always leave too soon.” “And all the sadness inside me melted away like I was free.” “So now you know, you know it all, that I’ve been desperately alone.” “This ain’t my first time at the rodeo.” “Good things come to those who wait, but I ain’t in a patient phase.” “I go to bed feeling bad, that I’m the reason that you’re sad.” “Do you want to be with somebody like me?” “I feel like if I’m too kind then you will only change your mind.” “Love will never be forever, feelings are just like the weather.” “Ain’t youth meant to be beautiful?” “Yeah, you may be good looking, but you’re not a piece of art.” “You’re hard to hug, tough to talk to.” “You don’t love me, big fucking deal.” “You know I’d rather walk alone, than play a supporting role. “ “Sometimes I ignore you, so I feel in control.” “Deception and perfection are wonderful traits, one will breed love, the other hate.” “I guess you could say that my life’s a mess, but I’m still looking pretty in this dress.” “I know I’ve got a big ego, I really don’t know why it’s such a big deal, though.” “You say that I’m kinda difficult, but it’s always someone else’s fault.” “You can count on me to misbehave.” “Don’t care if you think I’m dumb, I don’t care at all.” “I’ll chew you up and I’ll spit you out.” “Life gave me some lemons so I made some lemonade.” “I was just a kid and all I really wanted was my father.” “I feel numb most of the time.” “I need a friend, but I can’t yell.” “Cause I feel like I’m the worst, so I always act like I’m the best.” “If you are not very careful your possessions will possess you.” “Hollywood infected your brain.” “Your mind is just like mine, all filled up with things benign.” “You’ve been acting awful tough lately, smoking a lot of cigarettes lately.” “Better to be hated than loved for what you’re not.” “Is there any possibility you’ll quit gossiping about me?” “You’re never gonna love me, so what’s the use?” “What’s the point in playing a game you’re gonna lose?” “What’s the point in saying you love me like a friend?” “Underneath it all, we’re just savages.” “You’re too proud to say that you’ve made a mistake.” “People in this town they, they can be so cruel.” “Not everyone is out to screw you over. Maybe, they just wanna get to know ya.” “Sometimes you have to learn to forget about it.” “I could treat you better but I’m not that smart.”