𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔱 𝔬𝔣 ℜ𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢

your boyfriend situationship has been force fed a live granaed hit him with youur car to shave him

i mean. i wouldnt mind just watchin him explode

IDRIS…

darlin’ you haven’t hit me with your car in months. I miss you.

i miss you too. btw look up

happy birthday faggot <3

All these birthday wishes. Makes my heart flutter like a butterfly

happy bday kieran ^w^ i hid some rotten eggs under a certain pink bitch's car seat. yknow, for old times sake

I hope she never finds em

birthday :)

birth <3

hapy birthday ends bf

thank you. Happy Valentines to you as well.

happy birthday honey <33

aw. Thank you darlin <3

don’t think I’m doin anything special tomorrow. Except sleepin in with everyone.

You and Val should just fuck and get it over with.

i would but hitting him with a car is soooo much better for me mentally

it gets me off better than sex does.

I love you.

hi kieran

That wasn’t me?

then who the hell was it???

No idea.

I love you.

hi kieran

That wasn’t me?

would you rather:

live in a nuclear wasteland but have the chance to get it with an irradiated cowboy movie star.

mystery flesh pit and big stupid macroorganisms want to eat you.

you don't think i could get it with the mystery flesh pit? fool.

Why are they asking if you’d want a chance to fuck mu husband.

oh hell if i know. its probably kieran tryna goad me into fuckin him. again.

When have I ever tried to get you to sleep with me.

around twenty years ago at one of gorey's parties. i distinctly remember you pretendin to be drunk as if thatd save your poor little ego from the agony of askin me to fuck you on her bed

No I fuckin’ didn’t?????

yes you fuckin did.

I wouldn’t fuck you with a ten foot dildo. Let alone ASK to fuck you.

[various screenshots of a likely drunk kieran saying things that really could be taken one way or the other when it comes to flirtation]

those were to a ghoulfriend at the time. How did you even get those?

oh my bad, your pet chimera must'a gotten them mixed up. [even more screenshots]

THOSE ARE TO HOLT? I ain’t even got your number.

[pictures of letters, allegedly signed by kieran.]

that aint even my handwriting in the body. I can prove it.

[Picture of a school letter addressed to {name redacted}. The A’s and G’s are very distinct.]

what the fuck. whos fuckin letter is this then!

No clue. Now, do you want to take turns hittin each other with our cars.

yes.

🩷

would you rather:

live in a nuclear wasteland but have the chance to get it with an irradiated cowboy movie star.

mystery flesh pit and big stupid macroorganisms want to eat you.

you don't think i could get it with the mystery flesh pit? fool.

Why are they asking if you’d want a chance to fuck mu husband.

oh hell if i know. its probably kieran tryna goad me into fuckin him. again.

When have I ever tried to get you to sleep with me.

around twenty years ago at one of gorey's parties. i distinctly remember you pretendin to be drunk as if thatd save your poor little ego from the agony of askin me to fuck you on her bed

No I fuckin’ didn’t?????

yes you fuckin did.

I wouldn’t fuck you with a ten foot dildo. Let alone ASK to fuck you.

[various screenshots of a likely drunk kieran saying things that really could be taken one way or the other when it comes to flirtation]

those were to a ghoulfriend at the time. How did you even get those?

oh my bad, your pet chimera must'a gotten them mixed up. [even more screenshots]

THOSE ARE TO HOLT? I ain’t even got your number.

[pictures of letters, allegedly signed by kieran.]

that aint even my handwriting in the body. I can prove it.

[Picture of a school letter addressed to {name redacted}. The A’s and G’s are very distinct.]

what the fuck. whos fuckin letter is this then!

No clue. Now, do you want to take turns hittin each other with our cars.

would you rather:

live in a nuclear wasteland but have the chance to get it with an irradiated cowboy movie star.

mystery flesh pit and big stupid macroorganisms want to eat you.

you don't think i could get it with the mystery flesh pit? fool.

Why are they asking if you’d want a chance to fuck mu husband.

oh hell if i know. its probably kieran tryna goad me into fuckin him. again.

When have I ever tried to get you to sleep with me.

around twenty years ago at one of gorey's parties. i distinctly remember you pretendin to be drunk as if thatd save your poor little ego from the agony of askin me to fuck you on her bed

No I fuckin’ didn’t?????

yes you fuckin did.

I wouldn’t fuck you with a ten foot dildo. Let alone ASK to fuck you.

[various screenshots of a likely drunk kieran saying things that really could be taken one way or the other when it comes to flirtation]

those were to a ghoulfriend at the time. How did you even get those?

oh my bad, your pet chimera must'a gotten them mixed up. [even more screenshots]

THOSE ARE TO HOLT? I ain’t even got your number.

[pictures of letters, allegedly signed by kieran.]

that aint even my handwriting in the body. I can prove it.

[Picture of a school letter addressed to {name redacted}. The A’s and G’s are very distinct.]

would you rather:

live in a nuclear wasteland but have the chance to get it with an irradiated cowboy movie star.

mystery flesh pit and big stupid macroorganisms want to eat you.

you don't think i could get it with the mystery flesh pit? fool.

Why are they asking if you’d want a chance to fuck mu husband.

oh hell if i know. its probably kieran tryna goad me into fuckin him. again.

When have I ever tried to get you to sleep with me.

around twenty years ago at one of gorey's parties. i distinctly remember you pretendin to be drunk as if thatd save your poor little ego from the agony of askin me to fuck you on her bed

No I fuckin’ didn’t?????

yes you fuckin did.

I wouldn’t fuck you with a ten foot dildo. Let alone ASK to fuck you.

[various screenshots of a likely drunk kieran saying things that really could be taken one way or the other when it comes to flirtation]

those were to a ghoulfriend at the time. How did you even get those?

oh my bad, your pet chimera must'a gotten them mixed up. [even more screenshots]