Bruised Knuckles and Honeysuckle

Emmy is the name, being awkward is the game. (He/they).

[aquareegia]

happy pride month to british men who make out with and straddle their bros on stage during rituals for an ancient eldritch deity. gotta be one of my favourite genders.

[sacred-portal]

[roaldamundsen]

baking with my mama

[sulfurzee]

made me really happy so i drew them....

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[lunaphertalks]

illumi saying goodnight before tucking himself into his little earth bed. so silly and cute.

also, we know the zoldycks can go many days without sleep. but the gnight potentially implies that illumi is going to sleep there. which, given hisokas skill level and desire to fight strong people... is a huge sign of trust???

[mybraiindump]

the true cycle of life

[secret-smut-sideblog]

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

[wizardelf]

[transgenderization]

i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

[thedigeridontt]

[grumfy]

today i went for a drive and saw a big ass Jeep with the license plate P@P@ BE@R and a window sticker that said “Bought with Daddy’s Money…and I’m Daddy” and I sped up my car a bit to look through the driver’s window and prayed that I’d see what i hoped to see and sure enough there was a big chunky bear with a big ol beard driving the car with this twink chewing gum on his phone in the passenger seat and even though the window was tinted i could see was another one in the back seat…and the world was right for that single moment

[barstoolblues]

shout out water that shit is salty or fresh depending

[gayscantslicetomatoes]

Louis when he got Zayn's notification:

🩷💕🩷 :> 🩷💕🩷

[interestingimagery]

[elexecution]

tonight's plans: jerk off to completion..... two cans of sprite (crush against forehead like a neanderthal school bully) ...... write the great american novel

[countingstars-17]

max's suggestions to make monaco less boring: “we’re almost doing mario kart. then we have to install bits on the car maybe you can throw bananas around!”

[zouisprince]

zouis alphabet » “A” for Appearances

[maricos-marya]

my Hiso x Illu have to do it~ 😺🐸

Love this shadow meme so much 🤩

[espanolbot2]

“F**k You”: Entire Trump Team Hated Elon Musk, Damning Report Reveals

Elon Musk has left the White House an utter failure.

Elon Musk’s shouting match with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent might have been the final nail in the coffin for the tech billionaire’s four-month stint in the White House, but it came after months of bubbling frustration at Musk’s “chain-saw” approach to dismantling the federal government. Musk and Bessent exploded at each other in April when Musk attempted to force through his pick to lead the IRS—Gary Shapley—behind Bessent’s back. (Musk eventually lost this battle—Shapley lasted less than 72 hours before Bessent tapped Michael Faulkender to replace him.) “Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!” a typically mild-mannered Bessent was heard shouting after Musk as they charged down the halls of the West Wing. “The fight had started outside the Oval Office; it continued past the Roosevelt Room and toward the chief of staff’s office, and then barreled around the corner to the national security adviser’s warren,” The Atlantic reported Wednesday.

...

Musk’s unceremonious exit from government followed widespread reports that several senior Trump officials practically hated the tech billionaire, finding him abrasive, unfunny, and pompous—with some describing Musk as the “most irritating person” they’d “ever had to deal with.” “I have been in the same room with Elon, and he always tries to be funny. And he’s not funny. Like, at all,” a senior Trump official told Rolling Stone last month. “He makes these jokes and little asides and smiles and then looks almost hurt if you don’t lap up his humor. I keep using the word ‘annoying’; a lot of people who have to deal with him do. But the word doesn’t do the situation justice. Elon just thinks he’s smarter than everyone else in the room and acts like it, even when it’s clear he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.”

[boghermit]