I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

A Vampyr sideblog. In 2023. I can't believe I'm doing this. No Edgar/SwanReid bashing. No Geoffrey/GeoffReid bashing. Replies from @lacrimalis.

[vampyr-game]

☆ Vampyr Random Pairing Generators ☆

♡ Twosomes | Threesomes ♡

( Submit your results! | Or send them in an Ask! )

[tragicwaif]

I really do love child vampires and have for a long time…..it’s just a very interesting contradiction to me!

[tragicwaif]

when you’re very young and very old…..something horrible happened to you when you looked like this and now you’re never going to look any different!

[wizardsexmachine]

[lucyvaleheart]

*bblushes and bats my eyelashes*

[combustable-head]

Gothic literature must be cursed to forever be misinterpreted by mainstream public because how did this happen

Dracula book: an evil count who only sees the world as a resource to be drained for his own pleasure is stopped by the group of people who deeply care for each other

Dracula in media: a tragic romantic hero, main love interest of one of the protagonists who must be liberated from her dull little life

Frankenstein book: any human has capacity for evil when completely abandoned and shunned by the world and the people who brought him into it

Frankenstein in media: don't play God because it's against nature's laws

Jekyll and Hyde book: repression and only caring about external appearances can cause your worst impulses to indulge themselves in dangerous ways if ignored for too long

Jekyll and Hyde in media: what if there was two of the same guy but one of them was evil and gross?

[za-ra-h]

Interview with the Vampire ❤️

[nepofledgling]

rip loumand you are so fucked up but so interesting

[commiescummie]

when the yaoi has toxic overtones, manipulation, genuine abuse, gross crossing of normal boundaries and psychosexual obsession

[trans-gothic-rebel]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

8. into biting?

[shark-tranny]

9. i belong in a beautiful ancient castle

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

I wrote a poem based on this once…

[sillystringstar]

hey itll be okay. blorbo covered in blood

[sillystringstar]

my post? dont smoke my post?

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[catboybiologist]

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

[virtualgirladvance]

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

[raevenlywrites]

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

[scrabbleknight]

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

[thedeadtravelfast]

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

[nightcrawler-fan]

...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

[kittydesade]

.... is one of those guys Blade?

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

[vamplire]

it’s me and my vampire media against the world

[snakes-in-mirrors]

Vampires have to deal with all sorts of consequences and regrets just to stay stylish. 🩸✨ [oc]

[snakes-in-mirrors]

And by the way, thank you all for the magic! ✨ This is literally the first comic I've made in six months

[pronounyaoi]

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

[lmnlst]

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Character’s covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who gave you a big head start and mocks you about it after he’s caught you anyway

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to watch your brain kick down a few notches when he pins you down like you’re a prey animal that knows it’s done running

[sinewywarp]

I really love it when a character's past self and their present self are considered entirely different characters