vampyre's silly secret side blog @vampyrebytes13 - Tumblr Blog

intro post for me! ill go back and make it ☆cool and aesthetic☆ later lmao

hello everyone !! u can call me any variation on vampyre or callisto or io (like jupiters moons... yes)

i do use all pronouns but i have a preference for he/she lately. if this changes ill update the post !

uhhhh i am a chronic lurker. i dont post much. this may change if i ever edit my many many writing wips. tbd!!

i also bitch about work like. a lot. mute "work tag" if you dont wanna see it lol

my username comes from the fact that im a real life vampire in real life with scary sharp fangs and a thirst for blood. etc etc and all that.

im secretly very friendly im just too shy to reach out to people and also i work full time so that throws a wrench in my social life . also im the worlds most oversharing overexplainer that ever overshared and overexplained

I also rlly like astrology but i dont talk much abt it

uhhhhhyeah thats it hello tumblr i keep leaving but i just cant stay away

anyone who knows me irl:

-no u dont

-how did u find me

-im buying a cat for the sole purpose of teaching it to bite you (dnd buddies are exempt from the biting)

#edit later #hello tumblr my old friend #intro post :)

diablo-sera-tops

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

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blorbo writhing in agony ok? don't cry

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blorbo screaming so much their voice becomes hoarse and weak and the pain still won't stop

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blorbo unable to close their eyes and avoid the visceral sight of their own body

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blorbo suffering unimaginable pain and being powerless to stop it ok? ok

crazysnor1ax

#TEAR HER TO SHREDS !!!!#oc: all of them actually

sentient-tent

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

sentient-tent

reblog to feed her notes

elodieunderglass

How is she doing this

wordfather

hey check your computer i sent you an esnail🐌

pipermintz-deactivated20260402

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

eternalfarnham

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

oliviawhen

Just swimming by to say hello. 🦭

qcharlie

please god watch this right now

fangirltothefullest

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

taylornprice

some california wildflowers!

cant believe im entering my sweater era in SUMMER. come on man.

taurzza

commission for @neobendium

animusbell

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

animusbell

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

jukashi

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

animusbell

You are so right actually

decomposedmaw

Pixel post dividers for everyone! It's not much, but feel free to use them if you'd like. I don't know the ideal size for these, so let me know if they're too tall. I can make them a bit shorter next time.

#OHHH HOW CUTE #cat dividers