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hi im home from work. lets talk about the fact that joseph definitely maybe either a) forced the resignation of the pope before him or b) killed him --- probably b tbh but what do i know ----- and totally convinced an entire papal conclave to vote for him...... what a power move

#ooc tbt /#most of the time a pope is only ever elected by two votes ....#most cardinals of course vote for themselves ....#but joseph ??#he manipulates every single cardinal in the room #and walks out as the most powerful man in the catholic church #awful .

agonydeity:

CAN YOU HEAR IT ? ALL KNEELING BEFORE YOU – A WORLD SHAPED BY YOUR HAND. CORRUPTION & CONTROL. is that not what you desired ? to be at the top. for humanity to weep at your feet , REACHING , CLINGING TO THEIR SAVIOUR - their evil in disguise. she’ll give that to you … she’ll give that ALL to you , but for a price.

’ so what will it be ? ooooh … think of all the WORSHIP you’ll receive , all that i ask is for your endless lust , your desires & blood. ahaha …. ‘

@vampyrial / starter call.

the tobacco burns -- smolders with a deep pull of his lungs ( they chide the poor man relentlessly, but he’s dead just the same -- news to them, he’s sure ... ) before joseph lifts his wrist to dot the ashes in the porcelain tray. ❛ YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN. ❜ a drawl like honey, artificial. ❛ you almost made me think i had much of a choice to begin with. i admire your ambition, i must admit, but where does such a deal benefit YOU? ❜

#agonydeity #HOLY HOLY; ONLY YOU EMBODY DEATH.#p o ses.#this is bad hi.

orwell

The Young Pope (Paolo Sorrentino, 2016)

#mobile reblog /#ohhh dear JeSU S

i’m at work but 🤘🏻 come plot w me

#ooc tbt /

it’s safe to say that there are a few more women (and men 👀) attending confessionals once reverend joseph takes over at the tiny first catholic church of lafayette

#ooc tbt /#little old ladies fanning their faces in mass ...#not only bc it’s hot in louisiana but Lord Have Mercy #joseph is a fine piece of ass 😤👌🏻

cute vampire concept: the little dot of sunscreen on joe’s nose when he goes outside

#ooc tbt /#he can go outside and endure sunlight but baby boy needs extra strength sunscreen :/

it’s only the flutter of wings, the sound soft among the empty hum of humid wind through the rafters of the old church, that gives way of HIS presence. ❛ PERHAPS AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF YOUR PENDING APPEARANCE may suit the occasion for a later time, as it seems you’ve only just arrived and you have already overstayed your welcome. ❜ || @unstructed.

#unstructed #HOLY HOLY; ONLY YOU EMBODY DEATH.#lord.#://// joe voice: go away dracula there is only room for one vampire in this town

not to be nsfw but joe is also the vampire type that feeds during sex ........... and it almost has like. a sedative effect on humans ... hurts only for a moment and then all of the sudden ur kinda sleepy. body feels kinda like you need a nap. feels as though you’re wrapped up in a cozy robe after a warm soak in a tub. whereas for joe it’s like the act of sex itself ?? if that makes sense ... am i implying that joe can finish just from feeding alone ? yea

#ooc tbt /#nsfw /#i know clergymen of the catholic faith are supposed to be chaste but #lmao #chaste has and never will be in joe's vocabulary.#anyway im trying to make new icons bc this psd is horrendous #and the you.ng pope has a weird coloring so i have to figure something out :////

joseph taking a drag off a pall mall butt behind the church while still fully dressed for mass:

#the WORST deacon in the history of the catholic church ASOIUHIDFJI #tbd /