CHAMP20NS

"This is what I like about this team: everyone has his own character and everyone adds to the team to help us become champions."

[anderrherreras-deactivated20140]

Take me home, United Road. To the place, I belong; To Old Trafford, to see United; Take me home, United Road.

[krissypoop]

the premier league is already so raw and this is day 1

[shuaitou]

[mariobalotellli-blog]

i love football so much but i love it so much more when manchester united is losing

[maebytoday]

soooooo true.

and because man u is really one of the only clubs americans know about, most americans are man u fans (if you ask them. they don’t actually WATCH the matches) so it’s like even more satisfying when they lose. a guy at work said that man u was one of the best teams in the league the other day and I’m like… they came in… 7th…. ????? like how is that the best? americans.

[van-gaals]

thIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD, LIKE I CAN'T COMPREHEND THIS.

oh well you're a liverpool fan, well that makes all the sense in the world now.

[mariobalotellli-blog]

i love football so much but i love it so much more when manchester united is losing

[memphisdepaay-deactivated201808]

wouldn’t you rather see your own team win or are you just that hateful?

[lukamodrich]

that part always slips i guess

[proudred]

[van-gaals]

rly irritating how some fans call us 'Man U'

(¬_¬)

[proudred]

[busbyway-deactivated20170424]

Ain’t nobody fresher than my motherfuckin’ clique

[busbyway-deactivated20170424]

[valonsbehrami-deactivated201411]

waiting for you Fellaini, come join a winning team ;)

[mikesmalling]

you can have him, but please remind me when the last time you won serie a? thats right. now please fuck off our of our tag.

[van-gaals]

Gooners will always talk. They're just idiots hahaha

very true.

[celestinovietti]

Arsenal win two cups that nobody gives a crap about, Liverpool win fuck all and celebrate coming SECOND & suddenly their fans start mouthing off about United when they haven’t even kicked a football yet.

[foreverneymarjr]

Footballers - Shinji Kagawa (Requested by wishuponabacon)

[proudred]

[van-gaals]

Our theme song for our club should definitely be Obsessed by Mariah Carey

because these stupid gooners and scousers can't seem to shut their fucking mouths up.

[agoonersworld]

Man United, same old shit just a different day! LMAO!

[stretfordender]

says the fan of a team who always starts well then crashes and burns! same old shit just a different season!

[mikesmalling]

Says a fan of a team that spent 128 days in first place and hilariously slumped to 4th place

[lukamodrich]

says a fan of a team where fa cup was a first trophy after 9 odd years

[my-football-paradise]

Says the fan whose team hasn’t won the EPL in over 11/12 years

[agoonersworld]

10 years. 12 years would be the day we won it at Old Trafford. Suck on that!

[stretfordender]

oh my god this goes from pathetic to more pathetic. Are you actually asking us to suck on the fact that you haven’t won the league for 10 years instead of 12????