Wolfstar things + thoughts of a Slytherin girl

80% of what I post will be Wolfstar, but will also post about Carry On, Lore of Olympus, and anything I feel is either: cute, funny, or important.

[twitblr]

Help each other be safe out there

[fanonical]

neville: uh…you shouldn’t do that maybe…i’ll fight you…

hermione: clearly the only solution is to turn this child into a statue

[sakura-haruka]

[slytherpuff-shenanigans]

Hufflepuff: what’s a synonym for catastrophe?

Ravenclaw: Slytherin left alone in a kitchen for more than five minutes

[thestovetops]

Reblog if a fanfic has ever made you cry

[starsandmoonys]

Remus: I can't let you take him.

Snape: He's dangerous.

Remus: He's lost.

Snape: He's insane.

Remus: He was tortured.

Snape: He's terrifying.

Remus: He's confused.

Snape: He probably stinks.

Remus: It's hard to shower on the run.

Snape: He's probably got it out for me.

Remus: You probably deserve it.

Snape: He's a scary angry murderous death ea-

Remus: He's A PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL YOU-

Sirius: I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE!!!

[officialprydonchapter-deactivat]

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

[not-so-mundane-after-all]

I’ve never reblogged anything faster.

[incorrecthpjo]

Sirius: Did you know that kissing reduces stress and anxiety?

Remus: Yeah?

Sirius: You seem stressed.

[thatgirlwithadhd]

So much of managing your mental health is just…learning to parent yourself like you’re a toddler

Like, “Honey, it’s 10 pm and you’ve been up since four in the morning, no wonder you’re emotional. Plus all you’ve had to eat today was three chocolate truffles and a half a protein drink. Make yourself some scrambled eggs and peas, you can even put them in separate bowls so they don’t touch. Then go to bed. You can do more fun things tomorrow, but first you need to sleep. Okay?”

[ituckyouinmypocket]

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In the old days we didn’t call this managing mental health, we called this managing being an adult.

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[thatgirlwithadhd]

Interesting, that.

See, I’m five years into adulthood. I have a college degree (a few in fact), a car, insurance payments, a job, yada yada. I ostensibly joined the Grown Up Club a few years back.

But, having grown up with a number of undiagnosed disorders and mental illnesses, I never learned a healthy style of self-talk.

If I’m honest, between depression and anxiety, the way I grew up talking to myself was abusive. I’m not kidding; if the things I thought to and about myself were said aloud to someone else, it would be considered verbal and emotional abuse.

So this idea of treating myself like a small child? With the same loving firmness and compassion?

This is a radical idea for me.

This is me learning to stop those abusive thought patterns, and talk to myself in a kinder, healthier way.

And it doesn’t have much to do with adulthood. I know adults who have treated themselves unkindly this way for many years. A healthy relationship with yourself doesn’t just sprout once you’re an adult; you have to develop it.

Those are my thoughts anyway. I hope they make sense.

[prettyremus]

Sirius: Do crabs think fish are flying?

Remus: How high are you?

Sirius: 6’2”

[slytherpuff-shenanigans]

Hufflepuff: so what are we doing?

Slytherin, mumbling: wasting our lives

Hufflepuff: I meant for lunch

[incorrecthpjo]

Remus: Due to personal reasons I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Lily: Sirius said "Nice weather" and you said "thanks", didn't you?

Remus: The reasons are personal-

[gallifrey1sburning]

Ages in the Harry Potter books versus movies are like

Sirius Black: “I broke out of Azkaban at the age of 33″ Gary Oldman, age 46: “AZKABAN AGES YOU, BACK OFF”

Severus Snape: “When Harry Potter started school, I was 31 years old” Alan Rickman, age 55: “Look, being a Death Eater is rough on your skin”

Severus Snape again: “When Lily Potter died, I was only 21″ Alan Rickman, age 65 but with extensive CGI: “This is nOT bETter”

Lily and James Potter: “We died to protect our son at 21 years old, it was tragic” The actors in the Mirror of Erised, aged 34 and 43: “…honestly, we don’t even know what to tell you with this one”

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[justwritingscibbles]

Reblogging because I didn’t know this and it needs to be shared.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“Black sheep” is used as a negative descriptor because black wool is harder to dye and traditionally less valuable. 

Similar to how families assign the black sheep label to children they do not see as convenient or useful.

[altafpatel]

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

[claireslash]

Reblog to literally save a life

[maximasmac]

whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”

[starsandmoonys]

Sirius, kicking down the door: POTTER.

Harry, startled: JESUS!!

Sirius: No, it's just me. What does this meme mean?