Blails and Tails

@vandjonah

Official blog for Blails and Tails Main is @hylidoll Pfp is from @shtails

708 posts

IT’S US!!! AREN’T WE SO COOL???

I look terrible. I wish they let me wash off first…

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AHAHA !! Gréétings,, plébians !! With my génius intélléct.. I bring you thé forécast for today !! Call mé Thé Météorolo.. thé métérol..

Meteorologist.

It is another day of sun. Héy !! Mackerel clouds far east It’s myy turn !! near harvest grounds. Rain soon.

BLAHBLAHBLAHH MY TURN !! FUNN FACT !! DID YOUU KNOW THAT WÉ HAVÉ A SLIM CHANCE TO HAVÉ NOT—BLUÉ BLOOD ?? ÉXACTLYY 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024058038150193511253382430035– just leave now… she’ll go on for days…

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[ A certain blue hedgehog was looking around, zipping from place to place trying to locate Jonah - hand shielding the top of his eyes, squinting and staring off into the distance. ]

[ Eventually, he landed his sights on the fox he was looking for - and immediately zipped on over, putting his legs out in front of him to stop the momentum. ]

Hey, uh, Jonah-

Mind a bit of dire news to start off your evening just right?

@hoodedmobians

[Jonah’s sitting at the shallow end of a small pool, clothes neatly folded at the edge. He sinks down into the water when Sonic comes over.]

…dire enough that you’d interrupt me know..??

[ Sonic very shamelessly stared at Jonah - only snapping back into the proper mindset after he got his gander. ]

Yes, here- this-

[ Sonic zipped over, holding out the letter a mysterious individual had left him - describing the plan to hold Jonah hostage. He realized he was previously holding it upside-down, flipping it over immediately. ]

Thought it'd be good for you to get forewarning, yeah?

Don’t stare, jester. [He scolds, taking the letter from Sonic and reading the message. He seems slightly irritated at best upon inspection.]

..Well, thanks for the heads up— even though I don’t think I could stand up to a whole cult.. [He puts the letter on top the pile of clothes.] Thank you for warning me. ..

How have you been?? It hasn’t— been that long since I last met you.. though I feel like I know nothing about you. Could you slow down for a bit to stay for a chat??

Well- keep your guard up around anyone with cloaks- tawny or ivory. Just.. Be cautious- yeah?

[ Sonic ran his fingers through his quills, sitting down near the pool - tucking his legs behind him. ]

Me? Hmh, been keeping on keeping on-

Been really warm! The sun is nice. I've missed the feeling of it on my skin for a long while now! Those two kids are an absolute handful, but- eh- good company!

Slow down?

[ Sonic smiled, shrugging - leaning back. ]

Well, I guess- sure.

[He gave them a small smile back, placing his hand on top of Sonic’s.]

It’s nice when you feel warm, isn’t it?? Too bad it’s been cold around here..

A long while..?? What happened?? If you’re fine with telling me.

[ Sonic paused for a moment, for a second - it seemed like he faltered. He tensed up. ]

Oh- shoot- well, bit of a long story so buckle up!

Eggman started a cult, indoctrinated all of my friends-

Before that!-

[ i couldn't let that happen ]

I was.. Captured-

I was in captivity for- what- five years? [ Sonic laughed, a smile slipping onto his face. ] Been one hell of a time!- Woulda thought I'd been in there longer! Lost my limbs during the duration of my captivity, smelled HORRIBLE in there-

Now just a breath of fresh air really feels like a blessing! It's good being outside again.

.. that sounds painful. And you’ve been back to running the second you got out, haven’t you?? If it makes you feel any better— I like the way the metal reflects the color of your eyes.

[He traced circles on the back of their hand.]

You’ve got all the time here with me to take everything in, if you need it.

[ Sonic smiled softly, flipping his hand around to hold Jonah's. ]

Well- hah- yeah. Can't let anything keep me from moving, can't let anything keep me down!

And well-

Geeze, thanks. You're corny today. [ Sonic chuckled. ]

Rea~lly? All the time?

Yes, all the time. Maybe not while I’m in the pool, but all the time. [He pressed Sonic’s hand against his cheek, closing his eyes.]

..

..

..can you.. get in the water..?? Sorry, that’s— ..weird.

[ A certain blue hedgehog was looking around, zipping from place to place trying to locate Jonah - hand shielding the top of his eyes, squinting and staring off into the distance. ]

[ Eventually, he landed his sights on the fox he was looking for - and immediately zipped on over, putting his legs out in front of him to stop the momentum. ]

Hey, uh, Jonah-

Mind a bit of dire news to start off your evening just right?

@hoodedmobians

[Jonah’s sitting at the shallow end of a small pool, clothes neatly folded at the edge. He sinks down into the water when Sonic comes over.]

…dire enough that you’d interrupt me know..??

[ Sonic very shamelessly stared at Jonah - only snapping back into the proper mindset after he got his gander. ]

Yes, here- this-

[ Sonic zipped over, holding out the letter a mysterious individual had left him - describing the plan to hold Jonah hostage. He realized he was previously holding it upside-down, flipping it over immediately. ]

Thought it'd be good for you to get forewarning, yeah?

Don’t stare, jester. [He scolds, taking the letter from Sonic and reading the message. He seems slightly irritated at best upon inspection.]

..Well, thanks for the heads up— even though I don’t think I could stand up to a whole cult.. [He puts the letter on top the pile of clothes.] Thank you for warning me. ..

How have you been?? It hasn’t— been that long since I last met you.. though I feel like I know nothing about you. Could you slow down for a bit to stay for a chat??

Well- keep your guard up around anyone with cloaks- tawny or ivory. Just.. Be cautious- yeah?

[ Sonic ran his fingers through his quills, sitting down near the pool - tucking his legs behind him. ]

Me? Hmh, been keeping on keeping on-

Been really warm! The sun is nice. I've missed the feeling of it on my skin for a long while now! Those two kids are an absolute handful, but- eh- good company!

Slow down?

[ Sonic smiled, shrugging - leaning back. ]

Well, I guess- sure.

[He gave them a small smile back, placing his hand on top of Sonic’s.]

It’s nice when you feel warm, isn’t it?? Too bad it’s been cold around here..

A long while..?? What happened?? If you’re fine with telling me.

[ Sonic paused for a moment, for a second - it seemed like he faltered. He tensed up. ]

Oh- shoot- well, bit of a long story so buckle up!

Eggman started a cult, indoctrinated all of my friends-

Before that!-

[ i couldn't let that happen ]

I was.. Captured-

I was in captivity for- what- five years? [ Sonic laughed, a smile slipping onto his face. ] Been one hell of a time!- Woulda thought I'd been in there longer! Lost my limbs during the duration of my captivity, smelled HORRIBLE in there-

Now just a breath of fresh air really feels like a blessing! It's good being outside again.

.. that sounds painful. And you’ve been back to running the second you got out, haven’t you?? If it makes you feel any better— I like the way the metal reflects the color of your eyes.

[He traced circles on the back of their hand.]

You’ve got all the time here with me to take everything in, if you need it.

[ A certain blue hedgehog was looking around, zipping from place to place trying to locate Jonah - hand shielding the top of his eyes, squinting and staring off into the distance. ]

[ Eventually, he landed his sights on the fox he was looking for - and immediately zipped on over, putting his legs out in front of him to stop the momentum. ]

Hey, uh, Jonah-

Mind a bit of dire news to start off your evening just right?

@hoodedmobians

[Jonah’s sitting at the shallow end of a small pool, clothes neatly folded at the edge. He sinks down into the water when Sonic comes over.]

…dire enough that you’d interrupt me know..??

[ Sonic very shamelessly stared at Jonah - only snapping back into the proper mindset after he got his gander. ]

Yes, here- this-

[ Sonic zipped over, holding out the letter a mysterious individual had left him - describing the plan to hold Jonah hostage. He realized he was previously holding it upside-down, flipping it over immediately. ]

Thought it'd be good for you to get forewarning, yeah?

Don’t stare, jester. [He scolds, taking the letter from Sonic and reading the message. He seems slightly irritated at best upon inspection.]

..Well, thanks for the heads up— even though I don’t think I could stand up to a whole cult.. [He puts the letter on top the pile of clothes.] Thank you for warning me. ..

How have you been?? It hasn’t— been that long since I last met you.. though I feel like I know nothing about you. Could you slow down for a bit to stay for a chat??

Well- keep your guard up around anyone with cloaks- tawny or ivory. Just.. Be cautious- yeah?

[ Sonic ran his fingers through his quills, sitting down near the pool - tucking his legs behind him. ]

Me? Hmh, been keeping on keeping on-

Been really warm! The sun is nice. I've missed the feeling of it on my skin for a long while now! Those two kids are an absolute handful, but- eh- good company!

Slow down?

[ Sonic smiled, shrugging - leaning back. ]

Well, I guess- sure.

[He gave them a small smile back, placing his hand on top of Sonic’s.]

It’s nice when you feel warm, isn’t it?? Too bad it’s been cold around here..

A long while..?? What happened?? If you’re fine with telling me.

[ A certain blue hedgehog was looking around, zipping from place to place trying to locate Jonah - hand shielding the top of his eyes, squinting and staring off into the distance. ]

[ Eventually, he landed his sights on the fox he was looking for - and immediately zipped on over, putting his legs out in front of him to stop the momentum. ]

Hey, uh, Jonah-

Mind a bit of dire news to start off your evening just right?

@hoodedmobians

[Jonah’s sitting at the shallow end of a small pool, clothes neatly folded at the edge. He sinks down into the water when Sonic comes over.]

…dire enough that you’d interrupt me know..??

[ Sonic very shamelessly stared at Jonah - only snapping back into the proper mindset after he got his gander. ]

Yes, here- this-

[ Sonic zipped over, holding out the letter a mysterious individual had left him - describing the plan to hold Jonah hostage. He realized he was previously holding it upside-down, flipping it over immediately. ]

Thought it'd be good for you to get forewarning, yeah?

Don’t stare, jester. [He scolds, taking the letter from Sonic and reading the message. He seems slightly irritated at best upon inspection.]

..Well, thanks for the heads up— even though I don’t think I could stand up to a whole cult.. [He puts the letter on top the pile of clothes.] Thank you for warning me. ..

How have you been?? It hasn’t— been that long since I last met you.. though I feel like I know nothing about you. Could you slow down for a bit to stay for a chat??

[ A certain blue hedgehog was looking around, zipping from place to place trying to locate Jonah - hand shielding the top of his eyes, squinting and staring off into the distance. ]

[ Eventually, he landed his sights on the fox he was looking for - and immediately zipped on over, putting his legs out in front of him to stop the momentum. ]

Hey, uh, Jonah-

Mind a bit of dire news to start off your evening just right?

@hoodedmobians

[Jonah’s sitting at the shallow end of a small pool, clothes neatly folded at the edge. He sinks down into the water when Sonic comes over.]

…dire enough that you’d interrupt me know..??

wheere goot

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jonah youre so yucky and gross. go kill people

Kill?? Well, youu can go ask thhat majin I saw before all abbout it..

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real-sonic-dot-exe-facts

REAL SONIC.EXE FACT

every exe is queer

and i mean EVERY exe

#queerical horrors

i'm so fucking blue

bro thinks he blails 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

hm???

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Wawa if you’re taking reqs it’d be socool if you drew Blails from @vandjonah

Blails :)

hehehe!!!

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Wawa if you’re taking reqs it’d be socool if you drew Blails from @vandjonah

Blails :)

It’s pride month Jonah!!! You know what that meansss…

huh

whhat

do you want us to do like

Gay traveling

what

…

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jonah can i chop you up into little pieces and skewer you

Sure. Be nice..

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[ Jonah was dragged into a mysterious tent that looked like it was made out of tapestries - the interior and exterior unbearably gaudy. It somehow managed to smell pretentious. ]

[ Hinaharap held two sets of tarot cards - shaking them like fans. They slid over, lifting up their leg and pressing down on Jonah's head - forcing him into a seated position. ]

WWWHHHYYYYYYY, hello there! I see you, misfortunate and unfortunate and just 'ORRIBLE FORTUNE!

I think I should give you a chance- a chance to SEEEE into the future, and plan your success!

I am Hinaharap, a seer from beyond-

who does appreciate tipsss~~~ eeheh.. BESIDES-

Local businesses need supportin'!

@nonbinarymajin

I— ah— whhat??

[They took off the Majin mask they were wearing, placing it down on the floor beside them.]

Ok.. Harp.. do what you have to.. I can make.. gold, maybe..

..My future is horrible?? Huh??

Oh, WRETCHED! You make me sick and sicker than the sick itself.. You are so SOOOOO doomed! Let us see...

Shuffle these cards with intent! Ponder yourself, Jonuts!

[ Jonah had tarot cards thrusted into his hands and plastic prayer beads draped over him. ]

..Uh, ok..

[He placed the cards down and began to slowly shuffle them, picking a quarter of the cards, putting it in the middle of the pile again and then continuing that pattern slowly until the cards were mixed up.]

WONDERFUL!

[ Hinaharap rapidly flicked out cards - ending up with five. They huffed, wiggling their fingers and all the cards turned up. The hanged man, the hung man, the card of death, the tower, and the faggot. What? ]

Alright, where would you like me to sttaaartt???

.. The ffuck is the faggot.

[They stared at the card, and then at Hina.]

[He points at himself with a very confused expression.]

The faggot represents the sin of lust. Bas-sick-lay, you are a hoe.

[Jonah just stares at Hinaharap.] ..what.

The hanged man shows you're gonna kill yourself- n here's a lil friend in the corner saying "GOOD RIDDANCE"! The hung man says you should put that boner down and not make it sumwun else's problem!

Death says you should kill yourself soon, and the tower meaanss uhh--

Do it from a height.

Pretty straightforward! Great divine-in', yeaa?

Whhen was the hung man a thing— what— why is that a card??

Why do cards actively want me dead aren’t these supposed to be positive?? ..boner?? Is this about sssWhy from a height?!?!

Ooh, yesss- I made this deck myself. Lust is rampant, and I smell it on you! It's especially strong in sexual deviants.. You sweaty, disgusting musky thing- pungent like a onion that bathed in the fragrance of a boys locker room! You smelly stinky freak!

My deck has many things, very very varied- all get bad and all get good. If you get bad, well SHOOOOT!!

Sonic. 5 minutes. Do better.

The ffuck, dude, I wDO BETTER?? WERE YOU WATCHING?? NOT ONLY IS THAT GROSS— DON’T LIE.

[Jonah shook his head and got up.]

Not my pace!

Uuuhh, natydays- gooo off, have fun and do what you will with this knowledge.

Tip me 20% if I successfully ruined your daaaaay..

[ Hinaharap leaned backwards, popping their knuckles. ]

[Face is fucking red, he fishes for coins he has, throws them at Hinaharap’s face and storms out the tent.]

[ Jonah was dragged into a mysterious tent that looked like it was made out of tapestries - the interior and exterior unbearably gaudy. It somehow managed to smell pretentious. ]

[ Hinaharap held two sets of tarot cards - shaking them like fans. They slid over, lifting up their leg and pressing down on Jonah's head - forcing him into a seated position. ]

WWWHHHYYYYYYY, hello there! I see you, misfortunate and unfortunate and just 'ORRIBLE FORTUNE!

I think I should give you a chance- a chance to SEEEE into the future, and plan your success!

I am Hinaharap, a seer from beyond-

who does appreciate tipsss~~~ eeheh.. BESIDES-

Local businesses need supportin'!

@nonbinarymajin

I— ah— whhat??

[They took off the Majin mask they were wearing, placing it down on the floor beside them.]

Ok.. Harp.. do what you have to.. I can make.. gold, maybe..

..My future is horrible?? Huh??

Oh, WRETCHED! You make me sick and sicker than the sick itself.. You are so SOOOOO doomed! Let us see...

Shuffle these cards with intent! Ponder yourself, Jonuts!

[ Jonah had tarot cards thrusted into his hands and plastic prayer beads draped over him. ]

..Uh, ok..

[He placed the cards down and began to slowly shuffle them, picking a quarter of the cards, putting it in the middle of the pile again and then continuing that pattern slowly until the cards were mixed up.]

WONDERFUL!

[ Hinaharap rapidly flicked out cards - ending up with five. They huffed, wiggling their fingers and all the cards turned up. The hanged man, the hung man, the card of death, the tower, and the faggot. What? ]

Alright, where would you like me to sttaaartt???

.. The ffuck is the faggot.

[They stared at the card, and then at Hina.]

[He points at himself with a very confused expression.]

The faggot represents the sin of lust. Bas-sick-lay, you are a hoe.

[Jonah just stares at Hinaharap.] ..what.

The hanged man shows you're gonna kill yourself- n here's a lil friend in the corner saying "GOOD RIDDANCE"! The hung man says you should put that boner down and not make it sumwun else's problem!

Death says you should kill yourself soon, and the tower meaanss uhh--

Do it from a height.

Pretty straightforward! Great divine-in', yeaa?

Whhen was the hung man a thing— what— why is that a card??

Why do cards actively want me dead aren’t these supposed to be positive?? ..boner?? Is this about sssWhy from a height?!?!

Ooh, yesss- I made this deck myself. Lust is rampant, and I smell it on you! It's especially strong in sexual deviants.. You sweaty, disgusting musky thing- pungent like a onion that bathed in the fragrance of a boys locker room! You smelly stinky freak!

My deck has many things, very very varied- all get bad and all get good. If you get bad, well SHOOOOT!!

Sonic. 5 minutes. Do better.

The ffuck, dude, I wDO BETTER?? WERE YOU WATCHING?? NOT ONLY IS THAT GROSS— DON’T LIE.

[Jonah shook his head and got up.]

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