I have more pets than I have friends

Legit 15 pets, an engagement, and thousands of doughnuts later I am here. Well alright here we go.

[srsfunny]

Brushing Bats

[awesomage]

Stress Relief Jelly Soft Pig

[vanellokitty]

Omfg I had one and I used it so much it broke when I threw it. I loved this thing... also if you throw it at the window its great. Do not throw like Thor though.

[vanellokitty]

Revenge

You really think I forgot about everything. There were always days we offended each other and I watched you be mean to others. Normally people I didn't like either but I can't be mean to people without being mad. Since I am not a fan of Easter I might just take revenge today on you and the person you decided to befriend. I am tired of it. You wanna play petty games just you wait cause I can be the same way.

[vanellokitty]

[vanellokitty]

[vanellokitty]

New job 💚

I finally got a new job. I now have a baby niece to spoil and her sisters. I am honestly happy that life is going alright *knock on wood* . Positive vibes 💙

[vanellokitty]

People

I am tired of trying to please people. I work hard to do the things I love. I'm changing my job and I'm done pretending life is okay. I am so used to being walked all over. I go and buy concert tickets for someone and they just pretend I'm non-existent. I go and work hard and try to make sure I'm clean before touching a customer and get called racist. Please entertain me. Why are people such asses for no reason. I am a person too. Sorry that you all realize you have found people more deserving of respect then what you can give me. I breathe the same air you all do, and one fucking day I hope that you realize all the wrong you have done. But when you realize I hope it's not to late to fix it.

[laughoutloud-club]

This Design Needs To Be Implemented

[novelty-gift-ideas]

Testicle Tea Bag

[vanellokitty]

@cranky-blue-boi I guess I know now why tea is good

[vanellokitty]

“I woof you"

[nervanaofficiai]

Cats who are Safe in Blankets

[delotha]

purritos

[juliian-devorak]

@vanellokitty

[vanellokitty]

@cranky-blue-boi purr-fection

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

gibbons = awesome

chimpanzees = fuck no fuck no fuck no

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

literally every primate except chimpanzee = awesome

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

fuck no

[snickerslizard]

What about baboons though?

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

just the right amount of dog

[littlebabypubert]

my dad’s coworker once saw a baboon take a couple’s baby and disappear into the jungle

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

well i’m sure they had good reason for it?

[vanellokitty]

Tarzan @cranky-blue-boi

[vanellokitty]

Moving?

Apparently I need to move and try new things. Both my fiance and I are happy at my house. But nope we have to try staying at his house to make sure it won't work for us. I hate being pushed into things. His mother said I can sleep in his room with him since we shared a room already at my house. But now we are told the arrangements have not been made. Wtf you bitch that I won't try it and now i want to and you are like no. Wtf 💁 I can't and it's all because she misses our dog.... well we are gonna flip flop between houses to prevent my sister throwing out my stuff and due to my kitten being attached to the dog. But we can't even get to try... ughhhh.

[vanellokitty]

Trigger warning****

I hate how I feel and I hate where I am in my life. I watch so many other people achive their most wildest dreams while I can't even focus long enough to achieve mine. I work and stay drug free. I'm at school for over 12 fucking hours and have nothing to show for it. Finals are in a week or so for this fucking school. I have no idea what the actual fuck I'm doing. I can't even get help because I don't have time. My fiancee's parents are being actual cunts as well. Like stop pushing him to come home and be happy that we are being semi successful. I honestly think that I might just give up on life. I don't want to wake up but I don't wanna die. I just do not want to exist. I just want to be a blob of butter. I just can't...

[babyanimalgifs]

IT - the pug version

[juliian-devorak]

@vanellokitty

[vanellokitty]

@cranky-blue-boi we all know chance would not move

[awwww-cute]

[juliian-devorak]

@vanellokitty

[vanellokitty]

@cranky-blue-boi chance approves

[flodaflo]

[relahvant]

majestic

[juliian-devorak]

@vanellokitty

[vanellokitty]

Omfg... i love it @cranky-blue-boi