we're cooler than sorbet

fei Simply an RP Account. No Affiliation with miss a or JYP.

[vanillafei]

Nichkhun-nsc

If you know where nichkhun nsc, the muse the mun, help me find them please

[vanillafei]

so who wants to add me on aim?

[wnq-movies]

I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven.

Barbra Streisand  (via wordsnquotes)

[dragonroleplaystarters]

Best Friend Starters!

{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.

“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.” 

“GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!” 

“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”

“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.” 

“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!” 

“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!” 

“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.” 

“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.” 

“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!” 

“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.” 

“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-” 

“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…” 

“BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.” 

“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!” 

“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.” 

“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!” 

“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.” 

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?” 

“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!” 

[vanillafei]

It wouldn't matter if I told you who I was. But I hope you're doing well. I do miss being your friend. You were pretty chill...until something.

Tell me who you are? I let people in again very easily.

[vanillafei]

Hey, you. We use to be friends.

There's a lot of people I used to be friends with.

[fuckyeahchoiyoungjae]

[vanillafei]

hey, you're cute and I like you.

Yeah? You know you're pretty cute yourself.

[supsass]

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

[gayblowjob]

Take showers with me. Sleep with me. Cuddle with me. Kiss me softly. Hold my hand. I’m clingy. Please don’t go away.

[vanillafei]

Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I'm in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You're hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you.

[vanillafei]

I'm laughing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. -sly wink-

[rpfunstuff]

Send me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for a bad pick up line.

[vanillafei]

I’m sorry. I haven’t been in the mood lately. If you’d like, you can catch me on AIM :  justyoungjae

[brunette-jpg]

[fuckyeahchoiyoungjae]

[teethqueen-deactivated20151102]

tell me on anon what you'd never tell me off anon