✦ | Still not that pure

formerly @faggyvanilly He/they | bodily 17 | Portuguese 🇵🇹 | Pure Vanilla Fictive from the PHATOM sys

[vanillaflavouredfag]

Subsystem of @thephantomsys

Plural They / Them , Bodily 17

Pro Endo / Willo

Profic , Proship

Kodoshotacon

Radinclus, Anti Radqueer

check under cut for individual members!!

He / they

Any Terms

Unlabeled Affectilambic

Host , Influencer

He / They

Neu + Masc Terms

Unlabeled

Trauma Holder

He / She / They

Any Terms

Lightacazeurian Unlabeled

Caretaker , Mood booster

come here gang @toasterwhodoesntliketoast @aband0nedsailship @chrritzz @edgars5weetheart

[medrecommended-doseofcuties]

For your prescription of cuties, we have ...

Ashley !!

Requested by : N/A , self indulgent

[medrecommended-doseofcuties]

For your prescription of cuties, we have ...

Sage !

Requested by : N/A , self indulgent

[vanillaflavouredfag]

oh wow

[scruffibuff]

student Pure vanilla cheers up student white lily and then they dance

sorry it's kinda cringe but I am happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[racc00ning]

if i see one more person say "just use a notebook" "just use ur notes app" "just use google docs and spread sheets" to ppl complaining about sp shutting down, ESPECIALLY polyfragmented systems, im going to loose my shit bro

[vanillaflavouredfag]

They fucking pluralfied one of my husbands and killed my wife shit crazyyyyy

Haha please stop Shadow Milk you're so hottt hahaha please. please.

[deepixeriii]

together 4ever

[novahazard24]

get your medals everyone

[vanillaflavouredfag]

I had a dream about White Lily Cookie last night and I swear i woke up feeling different and I still haven't completely recovered. I still feel a bit off but not bad off just off. Something doesn't feel right.

What was that all about... Why now..... Huh... This has to mean something, no?

[vanillaflavouredfag]

Artistic redition of part of the dream. That stuck with me for some reason. I can't take it out of my head.

Uughuh what does it MEANNN

[squishieeeeee]

Request log #3 I suffered such bad burnout near the end, sorry.

[zhivchikov]

AWWWWWWWWW

[madeinjelly]

[vanillaflavouredfag]

I had a dream about White Lily Cookie last night and I swear i woke up feeling different and I still haven't completely recovered. I still feel a bit off but not bad off just off. Something doesn't feel right.

What was that all about... Why now..... Huh... This has to mean something, no?

[vanillaflavouredfag]

Guess who's back. back again.

Do u like my new robox avatarrrrr...

lol...

[grimimelody-deactivated20260531]

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

[daggers-drawn]

[trans-corvo]

[juicestaininmypants]

THINGS I LIKE IN OMO

And that i also think should be done more often.. heh..

• referring to the bladder as "tank"

"gotta empty the tank." i cant have enough of it..

• other names for urinating...

calling peeing "taking a leak" DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE

also "piss". MAYBE "drain the lizard"..... 👀

• character A having to pee while standing VERY close to character B, touching backs, and not being able to.

• BARELY MAKING IT. BARELY MAKING IT

• knees. Characters on their knees.

• fearwetting.

I need more fearwetting content out there... 😢

• KNIGHT OMORASHI.

please i need the big scary knight in helmet and full armor pissing themselves please please ple

[junkratsadstuck]

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

[junkratsadstuck]

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes we know Craig's Cold Cuts down the street does cold cuts better than we do and has millions of customers. That's why we need to switch to cold cuts, to get their customers. We hope that our long-time sandwich loving customer base will be patient in this transition to cold cuts and welcome the certain influx of Craig's Cold Cut customers who will surely come here to enjoy our worse cold cuts with you, our sandwich-deprived customer base, whom we value so much.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love how this goes around again every time the tumblr staff does something fucking stupid.