vampire voice good evening

jasper 28 they/them

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

junkrat sadstuck in whcih someone bathes him and he just dissolves….theres no boy underneath the grime thre never was

[turing-tested]

th is is a good post but I can’t believe someone used sadstuck to describe a thing in a fandom that isnt homestuck in this, the year of our lord, 0 AH

[thearkoftaujeer-remade]

sadstuck is eternal. show me a term that better describes “pathetic needless angst for the sake of angst reblog if u crie every time” and maybe we can use that but until then sadstuck has transcended its original context and i wont stand for anyone shitting on it

[spelldealer]

how life feels knowing I will never shave my legs or underarms ever again

[puppygirllaika]

Could you personally navigate a cross-country road trip, door to door, without your electronics (phone/computer/tablet/etc)?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 29

[puppygirllaika]

every other note on this post is someone going "am i allowed to use paper maps?" yes. obviously. i did not say "without a map", i said without your electronics. And to the like, 20% of people saying "of course, i would simply take the train" that is definitionally not a road trip. i love trains too, but that is a rail trip. a road trip requires taking a trip on the road.

[puppygirllaika]

#a train can go on the road if you believe hard enough

casey jones off the shits

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[fellweather]

some of the seals in the seal hospital zeehondencentrum (from reference)

[sunshinetomorrow]

this clip from the new will anderson video is actually maybe the funniest thing ive seen in years

[vee-dmsr]

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

?

[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[wumblr]

all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

[wumblr]

34 and 136 i can believe, but i feel like i shouldn’t. it’s 102 in a trench coat

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

did we just run out of posts to make

[wumblr]

no, i haven't made a post about every number yet

[swinginsportscutebasketball]

I'm sorry to let you know that 100,000,001 (one hundred million and one) is divisible by 17 and because of that, so is every 16-digit number that is four digits repeated four times e.g. 1234123412341234

[wumblr]

[luntfontanne]

damn he really is an all-time poster

[krippe90]

Truly

[spiralstaircased]

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

[barelysusan]

happy pride month

[iicor]

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

[afraid-of-woodpeckers]

I miss nadja of antipaxos. you used to be able to turn the tv on once a week and see an insane greek woman ripping people apart and killing and biting and screaming

[yandere-angela]

white board markers are like hamsters

[yandere-angela]

they love dying

[pukicho]

No one has ever made money