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Molly | 13 | New Mexico One Direction, My Babysitter's a Vampire, Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber, The Hunger Games, Logan Lerman, and a bunch of other funny stuff. Don't judge and send messages. Welcome to my world.

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I was in a band called White Eskimo

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At McDonald's

My friend: hi can I have some chicken nuggets?

Cashier: you mean mcnuggets?

Me: uhm... What's the difference?

Cashier: mcdonalds has mcnuggets.. Duh.

My friend: That's very interesting. Thanks for wasting my time, now can you mcfinish taking my mcorder, mcmake my food and mcshut thefuck up? Thanks a lot mcasshole.

Me: and some mcfries with that please.

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selena gomez body appreciation

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it’s the boy you never told i like you, it’s the girl you let get away…

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