basically my junk closet

howdy I'm Rana, 21, and I am a FREAK if you are younger than 18 you should not be here, sorry, but I dont think your awakening should be from this blog.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 11

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Prince Hamlet (The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark)

Fujimoto (Ponyo)

Voting ended onJun 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Hamlet]

"Just. The tragedy of him losing his father, only to come to the realization that he himself is about to become a father. The added tension to his relationship with Ophelia, especially if she isn’t the one who got him pregnant. His oscillation between prudishness and sluttiness."

Bonus: Here's Hamlet, caked THE FUCK up while talking to his momma Gertrude about his father's ghost, painted by Nicolai A. Abildgaard. c. 1778

[Fujimoto]

"He has a giant goddess wife and I think she should breed him like crazy."

[balover13579]

Let me get the man with a slutty little waist and haunted, tired eyes pregnant. Give Ponyo more sisters.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

WHAT IF YOU LOVED THE SEA SO MUCH

IT LOVED YOU BACK

YOUR HONOR HE IS ALREADY MAKING BABIES FOR HER CONSTANTLY TURN THAT MAN INTO A SEAHORSE

[a-heathen-for-them]

Fujimoto is literally seahorse coded man, and they've already gotten so many kids

[vanillazou]

ok so. uh. I had the idea of posting art like this back in late april... because i thought it would be funny due to the premier of the newest thx trailer. but it didn't turn out how i wanted it to look... this is like my second attempt at trying to draw this. and then i kinda forgot to work on a third attempt. anyways

i was going to add my first draft of this but then i'm comparing the two and i do like this second draft more...

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 9

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Achilles (Greek Mythology)

Might Guy (Naruto)

Voting ended onJun 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Achilles]

"IT WOULD HAVE FIXED HIM!!! HE'S LITERALLY A MOTHER LION TO HIS CUBS HE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH MORE SUITED TO IT THAN LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE HE EVER DID."

[Might Guy]

"thinking about him as a dad makes me genuinely emotional. also i think he would find pregnancy a novel and interesting experience."

[jem-skull]

#makemightguypregnent

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 9

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Achilles (Greek Mythology)

Might Guy (Naruto)

Voting ended onJun 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Achilles]

"IT WOULD HAVE FIXED HIM!!! HE'S LITERALLY A MOTHER LION TO HIS CUBS HE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH MORE SUITED TO IT THAN LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE HE EVER DID."

[Might Guy]

"thinking about him as a dad makes me genuinely emotional. also i think he would find pregnancy a novel and interesting experience."

[namara-ashina]

everyone who follows me please do me a favor and vote Guy

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 7

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Leon Scott Kennedy (Resident Evil)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Voting ended onJun 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Leon]

"he needs an excuse to get a break from work and he would look so beautiful pregnant. 🫃🏼 bonus points if its a B.O.W baby."

"Give me that handsome man. Will take him as a young man or as a grey fox in the newest game . Give him an excuse to retire his knees hurt. He would have a lil girl and name her something cute."

"Everything I have ever learned about this man is from friends who like putting him in situations so I thought I’d do my part."

"Top 3 most breedable men in the franchise without a doubt. His emo phase during Vendetta needs to be studied bc I fear he was either in postpartum depression or on his cycle."

Leon propaganda from last season

[Dean]

"He killed Hitler, he deserves it."

"He's so breedable, and he'd love it so much."

"He’d be hotter and that's enough."

"THE OG OMEGA!"

"He’s called himself Sam's mother, he said he’s nesting, he’s great with kids. He is The Omega, out of all of his sex scenes he has never been on top, he gets disproportionately flustered when men flirt with him as opposed to women. He deserves to be pregnant and eat pie and relax for once damn it."

"Look at his face and you simply cannot deny that man needs to be pregnant. He’s The Omega tm."

Dean propaganda from last season

[raishe]

It's 50/50 right now, so I need to scream from the rooftops!

VOTE LEON! PLEASE!

He's gone through so much and deserves a happy little bundle of joy!

[vanillazou]

I DREW JAMIE IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU M E A N THERE HAS BEEN A NEW THX LOGO REDISCOVERED FROM BACK IN NINETEEN EIGHTY FUCKING THREE

edit from may 31/june 1?: ok was no one going to tell me about the horrendous typo where i said there was a thx logo rediscovered from 1803. 183? man what the hell

[vanillazou]

i hope that if i end up making that kink vn where you knock up a bunch of people... i hope that the audience will accept roleplaying as this weird pervert alien lady

in other words. i told myself i could draw a bunch of mpreg today but i got distracted by busywork and also my tablet pen malfunctioned and for some fucking reason my computer will never let me connect to the huion app even though i uninstalled and then reinstalled the drivers

but that's besides the point. have this scene of apollyne in a hypothetical route where she knocks up a butler. i guess

this is entirely an excuse to upload something in the mpreg art tag yes. i'm sorry

[vanillazou]

I can't think of anything to draw... so you're getting a wip list of various ideas I had for my fuckass omegaverse au vn concept:

- I had a dream some time ago where the donquixote siblings were preachers at a small town church? So it made me wonder what other bizarre backstories I could give to the other op characters maybe.

- in this scenario... donquixote homing is their single father priest, who is glad that his sons both took up the preaching role i guess? But also he wants grandkids so he wants one of his sons to settle down

- meanwhile Caesar's off in the corner selling crack. Probably to doflamingo.

- while I was thinking of other backstop changes, I ended up deciding that Buggy the Clown is part of a secret society of clowns? Maybe you get to the birth scene and there's like thousands of clowns witnessing the birth. And it's like the second coming of christ.

- also for guilty gear. I'm not sure if every man in gg will be breedable (like ky is unambiguously an adult but he also has a wife and kids so.) But I am more invested in including gg characters other than like. Zato.

- zato venom and potemkin will be breedable. Ky might not happen and I think Sharon will fucking kill me if I tried to insinuate that slayer is breedable. I mean he is but still

- know listen. I know that no one voted for him in that one poll. But. Raven. He's going to be breedable, he's gotta be.

- my reasoning for mpreg raven: he's immortal. And he's very masochistic. I think of someone like that, and then im thinking of a guy who begs you to put a litter of babies in him, just so he will deal with all of the discomfort and pain of being ridiculously pregnant.

- Um.

- Who said that

[preggomancer]

read your user as preggomaxxer and imagined dudes well.. preggomaxxing

lmao

(he/him for both)

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 45

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Nick Carraway (The Great Gatsby)

Scorponok (Transformers)

Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)

Voting ended onMay 22

PROPAGANDA:

[Nick]

"Sad boy needs Jay's baby in him. Let him have a son to look after about seven months after Jay dies."

[Scorponok]

"Actually gets canon pregnant with a robot/humanoid hybrid he created himself. He literally had no reason to actually incubate it inside his own body but he did it anyway. His baby gets stolen btw, but don't worry it's in better hands bc it has a cool and kindhearted dinosaur father now instead of a mad scientist scorpion father."

[Atticus]

"I know they said he has a wife and all but I honestly don’t believe it. That man birthed his kids himself and he should have more."

[fandom-hoarder-official]

Big Scorponok pregnancy penis poll guys

[vanillazou]

what the FUCK do you mean i have 500 followers now? what??? huh?!?!

uh. have this i guess. it's been. a long ass time since i've drawn this guy so i drew this in like. 1 minute

and also: said guy (and me) in my awesome and cool omegaverse au

he still doesn't have a name but he's like the president of some research facility/university several decades after the apocalypse ended. and i'm over here too i guess

[vanillazou]

potemkin tied with zato and i was like yoooo but then i realized i don't know how to draw potemkin's armor. and i don't know how to draw potemkin in general

it's fine though because once i figure out how to draw this son of a bitch i will include him in my awesome and cool and sexy omegaverse au.

and also i drew this last pic in like <4 minutes because i was too busy trying to figure out how to draw potemkin and i wanted to post something for mpreg monday because god damnit i'm not missing out on a single mpreg monday this mayternity this time. anyways

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 23

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Kinger (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Sir Crocodile (One Piece)

Voting ended onMay 17

PROPAGANDA:

[Kinger]

"He just seems like a nice dad."

"I mean… just look at him! (Jokes aside, he’s a fantastic father-figure to a decent chunk of the cast."

[Crocodile]

"There's a pretty solid theory that he's the main character's birthing parent, so like he has prior experience.

Almost definitely transgender and we need more tmpreg rep.

World seems designed to give him a migraine, so he's the sort of person who would get knocked up for plot reasons.

It'd be hot, he'd be so flustered about it."

Crocodile propaganda from last season

[zombie-eats-world]

I literally need Crocodile to win this

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 22

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Shen Qingqiu/Shen Jiu (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)

Fujimoto (Ponyo)

Voting ended onMay 17

PROPAGANDA:

[Shen Jiu]

"Shen Jiu is the worst of the worst (not to me your not bbyg), yes, but, BUT, I think it would fix him. Something untainted born from his twisted mortal shell, innocent, undeserving of the fate that was being born to him, ends up becoming his greatest triumph. Of course there is hurdles for him to overcome, but he's challenged to do the opposite of what everyone expected of him. He's so gorgeous, he's so powerful... Why not make him a mommy? It gives him a sense of purpose other than duty. Yes, he has to take care of himself.. But the result is far more worth it than he bargained for. More than he thought it'd be... He just expected the worst. But to have a healthy, bright eyed baby (that's obligated to love him later in life lol) warm and in his arms, might just affect his brain chemistry in a good way. I am the biggest Shen Jiu simp out there. He deserves to be happy. All his haters can eat my farts."

[Fujimoto]

"He has a giant goddess wife and I think she should breed him like crazy."

[vanillazou]

Alright... Y'ALL KNOW THE DRILL!!!!

[nasuokaasan]

The spooky they/them tum

It's very spooky

[nasuokaasan]

And for today? Basket and Tumthemen

[nasuokaasan]

Catch this fucking gender neutral schmix-up game

Have some Testament for your soul