basically my junk closet

howdy I'm Rana, 21, and I am a FREAK if you are younger than 18 you should not be here, sorry, but I dont think your awakening should be from this blog.

[preggomancer]

I colorsed her :)

(she/he)

[preggomancer]

pregnant lucy?...

i think this may have been a writing request but u get a drawing instead. hits them with the womb blaster

(they/them)

[vanillazou]

ok so i have an idea. it's kind of a mid idea that probably won't work but i'm just throwing it out there. for a second opinion. maybe a third.

it's an idea for the hypothetical vn idea i had. recently i started thinking. what if the gist of the game is that you "play" as a sort of cupid/matchmaker, where even though you aren't like an actual character in-game, you direct the main characters of the game to seduce different love interests and knock up people.

at the very least, this probably would've been done as like, you watch over Apollyne and direct her actions, but then the idea spiraled out of control, so now i have this specific idea for a game:

You control the actions of Apollyne and her siblings, who need your help to knock up people, because they have trouble socializing to begin with due to their lousy personalities (ranging from being shy, eccentric, to pretentious, stuff like that), and you choose who they get to romance and stuff.

it's probably impossible, given the whole scope of the idea and how much work i would need to put in. but like. if it does work out it'll probably somehow end up like The Sims, if it was a visual novel, dating sim, and niche fetish game all in one go.

so. yeah. i'll probably work on the idea and figure out how to make a game like this work. but anyways. i am accepting questions at this time yes

[vanillazou]

ok so i think the most difficult part of drawing daemon aside from the. everything. is the hair? but that doesnt matter anymore. cause im horny

[vanillazou]

i'm reblogging this again. cause it's awesome. and i'm obsessed with daemon like actually

[vanillazou]

ok so i think the most difficult part of drawing daemon aside from the. everything. is the hair? but that doesnt matter anymore. cause im horny

[vanillazou]

date everything au where after you have wild and crazy sex with daemon, they get pregnant, which is all fine and good until somehow due to a glitch in the system, every dateable gets pregnant. and you're the father!

that's it that's the post.

i don't know how to write... basically anything i guess

[oc-reinadora]

ok i don't know which blog to post this on but i finally came up with a beast form for apollyne

cause she's an alien and stuff

[vanillazou]

ok

[preggomancer]

ok ttrpg version Urien… sorry he’s not pregnant but he’s still the same ol bitchass daddy issues asshole with every problem u know and love

[preggomancer]

okay okay fine………… tactical mpreg……

[vanillazou]

Oh shit fathers day but no post. Uh. Imagine that one meme of everyone holds a knife to a cat but the cat is bunny and instead of knifes it's all of Bunny's one piece paramour holding pregnancy tests. Ok bye

[pregtheputer]

Hey twin it beaver I back . johnny splash loml get pregnant NOW ok...? ok.

omg hey pookieeeee u read my mind

I'm Pregging the Shower, Here's Headcanons about It

- i once had this abomination called an Icecream Hotdog - exactly what it sounds like, ice cream with all of the hotdog toppings - he'd crave things along that vein. A lot of diner-esque food with a ✨️fun✨️ twist. oh, and shampoo.

- the only time he has ever been able to hit a high D was when the baby kicked mid-belt. and no, he's never been able to do it again.

- he'd still try and be a gentleman, offering his soggy letterman and rushing to open doors for you even he's in the waddling stage

- i feel like Duke becomes protective, which came as a shock since he wasn't the cuddly type before he got pregnant

- he gets emotional thinking about his family

- has to think of all-new choreography since his belly keeps him from swinging his hips

- (cw: vomit) this is gross, but we know from holly's storyline that objects just vomit more objects, so his morning sickness manifests in coughing up soap bubbles

- i feel like he'd really like massages, especially his lower back

- the baby has a Thousand nicknames

- i feel like his baby would be chonky, like his belly would be on the bigger side

[pregtheputer]

you know that show i didn't know i was pregnant? I can so see that happening to Jerry, like he's always so full of junk that no one would know until the baby is born

omg your miiiiiinnndddd

like he himself doesn't know until he feels the contractions

he just thought he had a few too many paperweights, maybe a few wads of tangled headphones

honestly might edit one fic of the objects in the office helping Chance through labor to Jerry. like imagine mac googling his symptoms and being like "forgive the forwardness, but Jerry, were you sexually active around 8-9 months ago?" and him getting flustered. Him getting clocked in the head with "I think you might be pregnant, or atleast will be for a little bit".

Chance being a Good Friend and catching the baby. talking jerry through it. Dasha holding him in her lap. massaging his shoulders and back.

[pregtheputer]

Mac looks to you, with a pleading look in their eyes and a vice grip on your hand. Tears brim their eyes. Their chest rises and falls, although not without a great deal of effort, it seems.

You can hear small squeaks and moans from them, small attempts to speak smothered by the pain that tears through their abdomen. One hand rests on their bump, rest was the wrong word, their knuckles are white.

"What do you need, love?"

With shaking hands, they click the letters of their keyboard slowly, one at a time. Only pausing when another contraction hit. It must've taken a solid minute before they typed,

"Ne ed t. push"

[pregtheputer]

can you imagine Jacques and Beau pregnant at the same time? maybe even the same baby daddy? the constant comparisons and teasing? the outright hatred simmering down to the most passionate acts of passive aggression? the height difference?????

[pregtheputer]

Happy Halloween!! This TOTALLY anonymous ask is what would Mac dress their child up as? Family costume? And what would they dress up as if they were pregnant during Halloween? Again you definitely don’t know who this is lol

heyyyyy strangerrrrrr ;))

with mac, i immediately know their costumes are nicheeeeeee

i was first inclined to say memes from throughout the year but honestly, i think thatd be more up phonecia's alley. i know she'd love those skeletons dressed up at the coldplay ceo affair.

i think mac's costumes would be deeper cuts - more along the lines of dressing up as three weed smoking girlfriends or dressing up as the grandpa that ate paint.

as for pregnannnntt maaaaacccc ~ consider if you will, a couple's costume of "cursed" mpreg art, like that one of pregnant spongebob and shrek (i am really revealing how online i am jesus christ). pregnant sans with their little rgb glowing belly whaaaaattttttt

(side tangent: connie would 100% do the chestburster bit with her maternity costume)

omg they dress the baby up as glorp cat or fucking KEYBOARD CAT

i hate the only thought i had with family costumes was Sans, Komaeda and shadow the hedgehog i need to put in jail

[pregtheputer]

you gotta get holly pregnant right in March so she can have the -ber month combo for her third trimester. she has to paint her belly like a pumpkin, get stuffed like the turkey and dress as santa claus belly and all or she'll literally die

[pregtheputer]

on EVERYONE’S SOUL i’m getting that showerboy pregnant with triplets. and then with twins. and then—

he ain’t getting away so easily. his skinny body is perfect for showing off his pregnant belly teehee <3

HELL YEAH

stuff him while you do it WHAT HUH