But It’s Alright

Jude | 23 | she/her | wlw | mutuals can dm 🩶

[389]

sorry for being intense about everything, it’ll happen again

[vanished-into-oblivion]

OKAY okay everybody calm down everything is okay dude let’s not treat each other this way, let’s talk this out (trying to reason with a chicken) (she hates me)

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[important-cat-pics]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[draconym]

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[cutecipher]

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

[just-in-cays]

in the middle of crying for no reason i was interrupted by the sounds of one of my neighbors blasting "shadow the hedgehog pissed on my fucking wife" so loud it echoed around the courtyard outside

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[kushblazer666]

[sugarmountainspring]