Taylor Jardine (TayJardine) on Twitter

hi, i'm taylor kathleen o'callaghan I and my husband makes me cry on the daily. realspinelli

[vantaelyn-blog]

i swear i will be a person later today

[vantaelyn-blog]

hello i’m tay and i’m a proud supporter of being really weird. my life is spent being a mom to six children (three dogs, two human babies, and my husband, john) as well as adventuring, crying over disney, and eating fries. i love anyone and everything and i’m always willing to make friends/talk. you can find me @realspinelli, if you’re interested in some chit chat.

[ocallabooty-blog]

hello #friends and #party #people, the name’s john cornelius o’callaghan v but most people call me a loser. i’ve been married to that one shorty, tay jardine for three years now and we’ve got two little ones, and three of the dog variety. i’m the reigning king of #dad #jokes and #hashtags. 

if you ever want a #dad #joke or two, you can #hmu on @ tompettywannabe and it’ll be #litaf

[lynngvnns]

"you guys can come along on our 2015 adventure!"

[caninebitten]

[ocallabooty-blog]

take me to your leader

[andrewbelami]

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

[isakeijser]

[vantaelyn-blog]

i don’t know. you’re the cop, like, buy a shovel.

[dominosmeatzzafeast-blog]

i’m sorry you can’t get on this level

[ptrickpunk-blog]

I just found this on my phone. i took it recently but have no recollection of the event. 

[anodeliah]

when you have the plague but you can still drop a dope selfie

[dominosmeatzzafeast-blog]

[stands on my roof] I LOVE SPENCER REID!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vantaelyn-blog]

ocallabooty what does a number have to do with anything

[vantaelyn-blog]

ocallabooty ...only if you suck mine first

[vantaelyn-blog]

karma happened because john’s mean and he whispered 'suck my dick' under his breath

[samsanramen]

† american beauty // american psycho †

[spookyminimalist-deactivated201]

Give me caffine and no one gets hurt