Cute Candy President

Adult!Vanellope ask/roleplay blog

[gigabitch]

@vanvonschweetz

I can’t believe you’re alive and you haven’t tried visiting me, I am insulted

[vanvonschweetz]

I was gettin' around to it! So how've you been?

[vanvonschweetz]

What is Van up to these days?

Same ol’ same ol’! Just racing and being awesome! What about you?

[vanvonschweetz]

@smourice-toastygraham Why’s that?

[smourice-toastygraham]

Turns out most of the racers prefer to be at beach now than to wind back in a spring of hot chocolate.

[vanvonschweetz]

Fair point. Why not sell some like...chocolate milk?

[vanvonschweetz]

What is Van up to these days?

Same ol’ same ol’! Just racing and being awesome! What about you?

[vanvonschweetz]

@smourice-toastygraham Why's that?

[vanvonschweetz]

What is Van up to these days?

Same ol' same ol'! Just racing and being awesome! What about you?

[vanvonschweetz]

Enjoy your vacation?

Yeah! Got to finally get away from all the bickering.

[rpstartersanskboxfillers]

Random rp starters

“How did you get so good at this?” “That’s amazing!” “Have you ever considered wearing green?” “I can’t believe this!” “Thank you. It’s perfect!” “Are you having fun?” “The view is amazing.” “I wish I was more like you.” “How did you get so smart?” “Since when did you start using chop sticks?” “I got you a present.” “I had the weirdest dream.” “Hey, I missed you last night.” “Where are all the pop tarts?” “Hey, you didn’t text me yesterday.” “You can’t own public property.” “Sorry. I accidentally fell asleep.” “What did I miss?” “Dang, that was pretty cool.” “Where did you learn to do that?”

[vanvonschweetz]

Send my muse asks!

((So I can get back into the swing of things

[vanvonschweetz]

“What did I miss?”

"There was a crazy fight at Tapper's! One of the guys is still knocked out cold on the floor."

[vanvonschweetz]

Tricks? Or treats?

Tough call...its easy to get treats here, but they *are* really tasty. BUT! tricks are a lot of fun, s'pecially if its Gene. He is TOO easy, heheheh

[gigabitch]

*teloports behind you but I clipped through the floor and I’m stuck*

[vanvonschweetz]

Smooth move! Need some help?

[vanvonschweetz]

Send my muse asks!

((So I can get back into the swing of things

[vanvonschweetz]

The small virus wacked his head againts the castle doors. Vanellope had announced to the whole game there would be an upgrade. What the upgrade would be about Chocolate had no idea. The little boy hadn't seen the candy president since then and was now very curious about the changes. "HEY!- NELLO-JELLO!- COULD YOU SHOW THAT BUTT FACE OF YOURS PRETTY PLEASE?!" he was actualy pouting because he was too short to open the door. oh well.

Vanellope heard a distant WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! at the front doors. She went to the window in her room, opened it, and saw one of her friends standing there.

“Heeeeeeeeey Chocolate!!! Your head isn’t hard enough to use as a battering ram!”

[chocolingthroughthenewpixelands]

The small virus let out a very excited squeal at finally finding the candy president and proceeded to stick his tongue out as he hopped inside the candylicious looking room  “I CAN USE MY HEAD FOR WHATEVER I WANT!” and mod was he short….wait. he knew he was short but…

Was Vanellope always this HUGE?

“uhhhhh….” blue orbs glanced upwards to find out in complete dismay that he barely reached her legs. either he shrunk which was incredibly unlikely or Vanellope was bigger. How did that happened?   “Nello….why do you look Ralph sized?!…and why do you look older! are you getting wrinkles?! Explain!”

[vanvonschweetz]

Vanellope holds up her hands defensively. “Woah hey! Cool your whip! Its just part of the update.”

She got down on her knees in order to be eye-level. “All of the racers are being coded to be older! Its great, honestly!”

[chocolingthroughthenewpixelands]

Chocolate looked up in amazement, Granted she had always been taller than him and not exactly by a small margin but this was crazy! The moment he saw her crouching down the seven year old quickly got on the tip of his toes in an attempt to be taller than the much older candy racer, Or at the very least feel like less of a midget

He had no idea if it was working or not, After Making air quotes and agressively waving his arms in the air for no less than five minutes the virus’s pointer finger found it’s target on the sugar coated president, Words flying from his mouth like candy from a fallen bucket of sweets

“HOW?! Who’s fault is it?!?! Will you get a new kart?! Do you fit inside yours? Is it a forever thingy?!”

[vanvonschweetz]

She grabbed him by the shoulders firmly but gently. "Chocolate! Calm. Down." Vanellope realized this WAS a big change and he had every right to be upset

"The creators of the game are doing this. Its for marketability or something. I will have the same kart, it will just get bigger. And yes, as far as I know, it will be permanent."

[vanvonschweetz]

The small virus wacked his head againts the castle doors. Vanellope had announced to the whole game there would be an upgrade. What the upgrade would be about Chocolate had no idea. The little boy hadn't seen the candy president since then and was now very curious about the changes. "HEY!- NELLO-JELLO!- COULD YOU SHOW THAT BUTT FACE OF YOURS PRETTY PLEASE?!" he was actualy pouting because he was too short to open the door. oh well.

Vanellope heard a distant WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! at the front doors. She went to the window in her room, opened it, and saw one of her friends standing there.

“Heeeeeeeeey Chocolate!!! Your head isn’t hard enough to use as a battering ram!”

[chocolingthroughthenewpixelands]

The small virus let out a very excited squeal at finally finding the candy president and proceeded to stick his tongue out as he hopped inside the candylicious looking room  “I CAN USE MY HEAD FOR WHATEVER I WANT!” and mod was he short….wait. he knew he was short but…

Was Vanellope always this HUGE?

“uhhhhh….” blue orbs glanced upwards to find out in complete dismay that he barely reached her legs. either he shrunk which was incredibly unlikely or Vanellope was bigger. How did that happened?   “Nello….why do you look Ralph sized?!…and why do you look older! are you getting wrinkles?! Explain!”

[vanvonschweetz]

Vanellope holds up her hands defensively. "Woah hey! Cool your whip! Its just part of the update."

She got down on her knees in order to be eye-level. "All of the racers are being coded to be older! Its great, honestly!"

[vanvonschweetz]

The small virus wacked his head againts the castle doors. Vanellope had announced to the whole game there would be an upgrade. What the upgrade would be about Chocolate had no idea. The little boy hadn't seen the candy president since then and was now very curious about the changes. "HEY!- NELLO-JELLO!- COULD YOU SHOW THAT BUTT FACE OF YOURS PRETTY PLEASE?!" he was actualy pouting because he was too short to open the door. oh well.

Vanellope heard a distant WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! at the front doors. She went to the window in her room, opened it, and saw one of her friends standing there."Heeeeeeeeey Chocolate!!! Your head isn't hard enough to use as a battering ram!"

[vanvonschweetz]

@gigaon "Sure, dude, sounds cool!"

[vanvonschweetz]

hey

"Hey bud! How's it going?"

[perphella]

Okay so!!!! I’ve been wanting and planning on roleplaying on my Vanellope blog again but I am just so hecking LAZY.

Would you guys mind sending her questions so I can try to get back into the swing of things? Its @vanvonschweetz !

[vanvonschweetz]

((Please send her some stuff!