So much hair, so little warmth

Some guy who also attempts to make decent art. 27 He/Him. bi. COMMISSIONS ARE: OPEN

[cheriecore]

[cheriecore]

happy ending

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

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100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

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Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[redundantz]

Link Between Rooms

[forest-woman]

[laurierrose]

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[hotvampireadjacent]

[helenvaughans]

[andletliveagain]

It’s kinda cool how someone can just pop into your life all of a sudden and become so important to you within such a small amount of time. I think that’s what makes life so interesting though. There’s always a reason to be hopeful for the future because you never know what good things will come your way next.

[boudhabar]

Mycena sp.

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[mysilent879]

[elbiotipo]

that Starmer guy in the UK is so unintentionally funny, I forget he exists most of the time, whenever he exists is to suck US or Israel's cock and do some stupid right wing shit despite being, supposedly, a social democrat who won the largest victory of his party in decades, he held like a superultramajority and did absolutely nothing except I don't know, make people require IDs to look at boobs on the internet, everybody hates him and wants him out but also he doesn't spark that much hate because he stands for and does nothing, and he looks like J.J. Abrams.

[elbiotipo]

"ohh but he's a social democrat you should expect that" look, I know making fun of social democrats is a pastime here but look at Sánchez or Lula or anyone else, they have the power and they DO SOMETHING or at least pretend they do something and stand for something, this guy held an ultrasupermajority of parliament and all he does is literally nothing except sometimes say shit like "I support bombing innocent people and I love Trump" and hate on inmigrants and trans people, pure useless shit, I've never seen something like it and I LIVED THROUGH THE PRESIDENCY OF ALBERTO FERNÁNDEZ

[enba-and-luka]

Starmer is the natural consequence of trying to appeal to right-wing voters at all costs (it has never worked in any way)

[elbiotipo]

What's funny is that he doesn't even NEED to do it. He's not campaigning for contested right wing seats or anything like that. He won massively. I'm not an expert on UK politics but look at this shit:

He could get anything approved. Literally anything. He could declare a People's Republic and he has the majority for it. He (and I must assume, the rest of his party) doesn't do it because they stand for a vague centre-right nothingness, apparently.

[iron-mage]

One of the top people in his office resigned because they feel he didn't implement enough pro spyware laws, she wants all devices to scan and report the screen all the time

He is from the right wing in the party but ran in the parties leadership election on the grounds of being a unity candidate, then as soon as he got in purged the left wing of the party

Supposedly he has no opinions & only cares about dress code so everything he's done has been written by his aids not that that absorbs him of anything (source in the article below 👇)

https://archive.md/ezCSr

Some examples of things he's done is foster an environment of transphobia & rights regression that has led to amnesty international putting out a report on the anti-rights movement in the uk which they then had to retract because jk rowling got offended & threatened to sue them & now her lackies in gov are putting forward a motion to condemn amnesty

He put bounties on shortening waiting lists in the NHS, meaning for every person that got taken off a waiting list the place that took them lff got paid, so a lot of ppl have had to jump through hoops or have been booted off medical waiting lists & have to start from square 1

He's made it illegal to express or imply expressing support for certain protesting groups or foreign governments punishable by up to 14 years in prison

So you could be arrested for carrying a Palestinian flag

In the past he was a human rights lawyer & represented activists who had broken into weapons manufacturing facilities & damaged equipment in court, they were not convicted of terrorism just criminal damage, recently a group of people did something similar & the after the jury gave their verdict the judge turned around & said we're were also secretly going to charge them with terrorism if you decided they were guilty of anything at all, & as a reminder disagreeing or implying you disagree with that will land you 14 years in prison

Speaking of they want to get rid of jury trials for offenses that have a jail time of less than 3 years i believe, which they bought in just around the same time they introduced new laws about porn, making the creation of porn (including written smut) involving kinks such as psudo incest, cnc, etc punishable by 5 years in prison & possession of it punishable by 2 years, so rip anyone who owns game of thrones or has scrolled any porn site ever because your device must download stuff in order to display it

He tried to end anonymity online with online ID laws such as the online safety act, and when that hasn't had the desired effect they now want to ban VPNs & put curfews on social media so if you want to be online after 6pm you have to give your ID to some data harvesting company

He's embedded Peter thiel's palantir in the NHS & police force so now we have facial recognition cameras everywhere

He cancelled local elections all across the country with the excuse that the districts were going to be redrawn in 2 years so they'd have to have another election then so the ppl currently part of the council in those areas should just stay instead

There's been a number of alt rights riots & pogroms across the country (literally going door to door in Northern Ireland & dragging anyone who's brown out of their homes to beat them in the streets & set fire to their property) & he's said nothing & done nothing about them

There's been several instances of Muslims being targeted in hate crimes which have been erased & weaponized the government & media for example a man had a mental health episode & stabbed his Muslim friend & then went on to stab two Jewish men on golders green, but the media, police, & government refuse to acknowledge the existence of the first victim & claim it was an antisemitic attack, and then a mosque was targeted by arsonists but again the media & gov refer to it as a synagogue, it hadn't been used as a synagogue for years & was being renovated to be a mosque, all this was used as an excuse to funnel tax payer's money into a specialist police task force & zionist paramilitary organisations rather than tackling the aforementioned right wing nutters who are committing these hate crimes

& that's only the stuff i could come up with off the dome not mentioning all the weapons he's sent

We call him Kid Starver because he said that Israel has a right to cut off all food & water entering Gaza as soon as he got into office

Now he's getting the boot & some other melt is taking his place who's probably going to be even more of an insufferable asshole

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[yaoikage]

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[apollos-boyfriend]

the among us show might genuinely be cinema i just watched a crewmate handle an actual fucking g-string

[apollos-boyfriend]

[apollos-boyfriend]

this show is rated tv-pg yet has shown multiple shots of a character flipping us off with both hands which has led me to believe every other tv-pg director is a coward

[apollos-boyfriend]

i spent the entire show joking with my boyfriend that paramount just didn’t actually monitor the show and just released it without actually caring about its contents. what do you mean that wasn’t really a joke.