Becky Oxenstierna

Tina | Pisces | Pan | INTJ

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

(Person 1: Here are the presidential nuclear codes

President: Nuclear? What does that mean?

Person 1: (to Person 2) What should I say?

Person 2:(whispered) A prayer? I don’t know!)

[caribbeaangal-deactivated201610]

chai tea (tea tea)

naan bread (bread bread)

sharia law (law law)

[17-leen]

sahara desert (desert desert)

[letmebecrystalqueer]

lake tahoe (lake lake)

el camino way (the way way)

pendle hill (hill hill hill)

[torukun1]

soviet union (union union)

[ulanji]

mississippi river (big river river)

the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)

[pawpels]

hula dance (dance dance) dc comics (detective comics comics)

[some-fantastic-url-name-deactiv]

shakira (shakira)

[thetravellerslilpogchamp]

We should make more memes about German politeness. Some danke memes, if you will 

[jaz-fireforge]

I think that would be going a bitte too far don’t you?

[applejuicewerewolf]

Isn’t that @official-german-translationen‘s job?

[official-german-translationen]

Das Fühl wenn die Turianer dir deinen Job wegnehmen

[onlytwitterpics]

[realitytvbitch]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

nurse: doctor!!! This man needs an IV right away!!!! roman empire doctor: four??? Four of what????? He needs four of what??????????

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me: doc i’m sick doctor *handing me skateboard*: prove it 

[whoarei]

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

[itsnicolenotnikki]

*cries*

[freekumdress]

[shouldnt]

I have childhood memories that I’m not 100% sure if they actually happened or if I dreamed them

[tommypickles]

[sorryimkales]

This makes me so uncomfortable

[silkandcinnamon]

[superpeachodyssey-deactivated20]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Imagine trying to explain why you’re laughing to your parents

[vaporwaveslut420]

if u watched the movie zodiac it was said that the zodiac killer is born in december and the main suspect (leigh allen) was born on 22 december.... do u know who is born on 22 december too - TED CRUZ ooooooooooooo

[kumagawa]

HOW ANIMES BE WHEN SOMEONE DIES

[bob-belcher]

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[californiakingme]

Why not. Do me a solid Roger

[maryburgers]

roger it’s time. i hope i have not asked for too much from you but you know what i want.

[thesqhq-blog]

C’mon Roger. I need you.

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

Help me get mew

[lauraannegilman]

a) Roger is a cutie.

b) someone who reblogs this might positive-think themselves into something wonderful even without Roger’s help.

[taraljc]

I will never doubt Roger again. After I reblogged him, a box with two Integrity dolls I’d ordered back in OCTOBER that the USPS had lost was delivered yesterday.

[count-arucard]

Here’s to roger

[tinyhamster19]

Thank you