Honorary Muppet

Allison, she/they, wearer of turtlenecks and enjoyer of many cringey things

[escuerzoresucitado]

[beingharsh]

Lars and the Real Girl (2007), dir. Craig Gillespie

[tranzzitts-deactivated20251231]

Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

[tranzzitts-deactivated20251231]

[thememedaddy]

[adastrabbit]

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[slavery]

We smoking boobs in 2017

[effemimaniac]

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

[egberts]

blast my stupid baja life

[brothfan1997]

i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

[brothfan1997]

he’s waiting for you to respond

[ispyspookymansion]

if i hadnt bought that takeout that wasnt even very good on impulse 4 years ago i would be financially stable by now

[viperosedae]

the worst extremely low-stakes consequence of societal fatphobia is when a low-calorie/""""healthy"""" recipe is actually good and suddenly everyone thinks you're sharing it as a diet aid and not because it fucks hard

[viperosedae]

anyway put some frozen raspberries in a bowl and pour just a leetle bit of cold oat milk over it and the oat milk will semi-freeze into a kind of ice cream texture. and now you have fake raspberry ripple ice cream that's 90% raspberries by volume

[hippy-craic]

[appendingfic]

it is not our fault that fruits and vegetables fuck severely when prepared right

[retrogamingblog2]

[podcastwizard]

are you ever about to put on a movie but you realize you don't really want to watch The Movie, you want to be eight years old on a rainy saturday, and under your favorite butterfly blanket, and mom made hot chocolate and popcorn with extra butter, and you're watching The Movie for the first time ever? what are you supposed to do then

[podcastwizard]

couple different options here

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[arrow-ettes]

people talking about male characters: I loveee this guy he sucks so bad but he's still my favorite #myguy #ilovemoralnuance

people talking about female characters: idk I don't hate her I just feel like we wouldn't get along in person and also she does things I personally wouldn't do so that's a bit off putting.

[segamascott]