Life and Other Funny Things

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me as a writer

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Sometimes I think about how we will never be able to truly explain the concept of Bill Nye the Science Guy to anyone outside America.

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Hey Europe where should we move whenever we have to inevitably flee America?

Asking for a friend

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Context in musicals changes so much

Like, you thought this song was chill but then you see the show and realize the guy singing is a total bitch

Or; wait a minute this happened here? What the hell man

Oh shit they fuckin DIED!

Wait there are THREE people singing this song??!

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I like to sing songs to myself when they’re stuck in my head. And usually that’s nice but the problem is I’m at work and that song is Violet by Waterparks.

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I have watched the pilot episode of Lost.

This is a steep rabbit hole and I can feel myself right on the edge of it, looking down at all the mysteries that lie within.

One wrong move and I’ll fall…

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I think I’ll watch another episode,

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……….

I cannot express how strongly I can FEEL myself getting sucked in to this. Like it is a tangible feeling. Some force is pulling me back to the couch, wanting me to fall headfirst down a rabbit hole so steep it’s more like a slide.

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I have watched the pilot episode of Lost.

This is a steep rabbit hole and I can feel myself right on the edge of it, looking down at all the mysteries that lie within.

One wrong move and I’ll fall…

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Started watching Lost. All these years I thought the polar bear showed up in season 2 or 3 but nope.

Pilot episode.

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Three questions to accurately determine someone’s level of fame.

1) Have they headlined a stadium show?

2) Have they done a world tour to at least 3 continents?

3) Can they safely go to a Target?

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I just heard someone refer to ice as “crispy water”

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Everyone before they move back to school:

Alright just let me loot my parents’ house real quick

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I LOVE knowing all the gossip, but I HATE not being able to tell anybody about it

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I hate overthinking, and I hate that there are so many things to overthink about.

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So today I found out that someone we met at the beginning of last year and briefly hung out with tried to literally KILL their roommate and a friend that was staying with them!

Just out of the blue, tried to strangle them with his bare hands.

And that’s why we haven’t seen them around campus.

Because there’s a warrant out for their arrest in the state of Texas for two counts of attempted murder.

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Wild day

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Current mood: I don’t wanna but I am anyways so you should be proud of me

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I realized yesterday the movie theatres and roller skating rinks are basically the same thing but one is active and the other is passive.

It’s weird to think about but it actually makes sense???

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My roommate brought this picture to college so NATURALLY this is what we do with it.