Frightfully Keen

Cait Punk-Ass Book Jockey (formerly if-inconvenient)  Ready for Takeoff

[fragments-of--my-mind]

Authenticity over approval every time.

[pauljpeg]

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

[dovv]

[shrimpkidd]

[equius]

you just dont get this on other websites

[neil-gaiman]

Dear Neil, I used to love reading. I'd stay up late at night as a kid far past bedtime to finish a book. Now as an adult I find I don't have the attention span for it? I can mindlessly scroll social media or binge Netflix but can't focus on a book (even old favourites). Any advice on getting back to reading again?

Put your phone away. Practice putting your phone away and taking books with you. I to the bath. Onto trains. To begin with you will want to check your screen after every sentence, then every paragraph, then after every page. And then you’ll start reading.

It’s just a matter of rewiring bits of brain that crave continual stimulus. You had it once. You can do it again.

[weaver-z]

Imagine being the employee who got to do this. I would treasure this memory for the rest of my life. I don’t think I could ever be truly depressed again if I got to slap this guy

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

LIKE to slap rudy giuliani’s bald head

REBLOG to slap rudy giuliani’s bald head

[sistermp3old]

life could be dream

[catchymemes]

[israelite-not-african]

He’s like “you can TALK?!?

[petermorwood]

You can talk - but your accent is APPALLING.

[erualthewild]

Mads Mikkelsen for

Flaunt [1|3]

[memewhore]

[hiltontower]

I LOVE THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M SICK OF DENYING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE IS THE ONLY ADAPTATION OF MY WORK THAT TRULY UNDERSTANDS THE CRUCIAL THEMES

[annalikesthings]

#i’m glad this url went to someone who knew what to do with it

[gaffertapeandhope]

Hi friends!

I’ve got a few fandom things for sale on eBay that might interest you, especially if you missed your chance on some Reapersun art books back in the day.

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I’ve also got a Captain Carter Funko soda chase (shiny metallic!), a first printing of the Marvel comic America hip-hop variant (the one that looks like the Hamilton poster), and a fun fanart book by Danny Haas.

[guerrillatech]

[noodleincident]

the only reason #cottagecore is considered a gen z thing is bc its a hashtag. it used to be called transcendentalism when offline men did it

[howboutthatbreadtho]

Henry David Thoreau having all of his meals sent to him and laundry done while patting himself on the back for being such a back-to-the-land individualist: #simpleliving #aesthetic #waldenpond #cottagecore

[only-tiktoks]

[earhartsease]

only one in three million tiktoks are this worth watching

[shegos]

A Movie For Every Year I’ve Been Alive ↳ KNIVES OUT (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

You’re a pack of vultures at the feast! Knives out, beaks bloody!

[audible-smiles]

my grandma has this 115 year old picture book, and apparently in 1907 they would just let you publish anything

[backtosmallthings]

first of all none of us could afford hannibal’s therapy

[licensetocannibalize]

unaired episode where hannibal accepts medicaid

[sockdrawerdemon]

Hannibal is independently wealthy and deeply invested in fucking with people who are interesting enough. Show up with a good story about how you are trying very hard to not give in to the urge to make tiny statues out of people's teeth and he'll see you for free.

[assassinationtipsforladies]

Sliding scale payments where the scale is how fucking weird you are

[erets]

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

[shitpostsampler]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes when I am checking my books out at the library the librarian will pause & hold one up for inspection & nod, saying “oh yes this is a good one.” and I will feel the warm rush of approval flood through my every pore, seeping so gently into the fibers of my being

[neurotypical-karen]

[a tweet edited to say, “My librarian: approves of my book choices / Me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in library, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,”]