The Diary of Optimist

Here you'll never will find anything useful) just something for my Entertainment))) my twitter is twitter.com/IL_Pianto - follow if you want))

[wyrmwoodstar]

words can't describe how ridiculous this is to me as someone from the eastern europe ngl

[wyrmwoodstar]

i'll be honest with you

there's very little things i hate more in this world than "cyrillic inspired latin font"

[wyrmwoodstar]

if you know you know

before we get anywhere with this...

disclaimer 1: man i KNOW the black parade was always european coded. i still need to study gerard in a lab for creating draag the way he did, because huh. the implications of it all.

disclaimer 2: i don't respect ussr and i don't love ussr. hammer and sickle freaks dni. but i grew up speaking russian in post-soviet space and think that if you want to create a country (and a font) you have to use your brain. at least parody it correctly! this is some clockwork orange shit!

[wyrmwoodstar]

Can I ask, regarding the creation of a faux/fictional Cyrillic, how do you mean "parody it correctly"?

i'm not actually against the cypher/alphabet gerard and nate made initially, but there's some issues

1. i'm overall skeeved by going russian and inviting russians on set of your production. When i hear explosions around my house every other day i think i'm kinda allowed to. Like at least acknowledge that while no one is banned from doing this, it's not the best time to indulge - fandom is now balls deep into being pseudo-russian да да товарищ.

2. KEPOSHKA is a truly ridiculous word, sorry. Same with Poltashka - hey, Poltava is a beautiful place, either go visit it first or have some respect before putting dismissive sounding suffixes on it. I feel weirded out finding so many suspiciously obvious remixed toponyms in there.

3. I don't actually have much issues with the visuals of the alphabet! This is okay, even if it smacks of latin written in "similar" cyrillic a bit. Decent grade work of speculation.

What i do have issues with is... Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two images.

4. Actual advice is... just please step away from imagery that feels like this.

Consider what's the actual historical era/history branching out point you want to convey. It's not an easy task but it's possible

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[ironwoman359]

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

[holykryptonitekitten]

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him. 

[nuggsmum]

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

[ijustwannagobacktosleep]

Love him, great man

[fanwithoutaplan]

plizzanet earth

[prismatic-bell]

Hozier is the peak of good white masculinity. Snoop is the peak of good Black masculinity, and on top of what Hozier does, Snoop adds something a lot of Black children never get to see—you can be a man, you can have “cred,” you can be cool, and also know how to make cookies. (Hozier is great, but he’s never been cool a day in his life and he freely admits this. The two of them have very different kinds of good masculinity both culturally and personally.)

There’s this idea—and the tweet opening this thread exemplifies it—that being “gangsta” means being self-absorbed, materialistic, and violent. Snoop is just like “nah, I have bling and street talk and I’m higher than a kite and also I love my kids and cooking and FUCK your toxic masculinity,” and that’s an important message. You can have the look, if you like the look, but you don’t have to be a stereotype to have the look.

[anastasian-dreamer]

“You can have the look, if you like the look, but you don’t have to be a stereotype to have the look.”

I don’t think anyone has ever said that better.

[emilykaldwen]

Don’t forget my man has free YouTube access kids show. No paywalls here! The affirmations song is a bop.

Doggyland - Kids Songs & Nursery Rhymes

Doggyland is a 3D animated series created by Snoop Dogg, October London & Claude Brooks, Executive Producer of Hip Hop Harry. The show featu

[jayalaw]

He also has appeared on Puppy Bowl with recipes for game time and it is gosh darn adorable

[xxfangirl365xx]

he is unsure

[varjawilwarin]

He is hesitant

[varjawilwarin]

There's this new user on youtube OLIVIAAA who posts TONS old unseen MCR interview and I'm so scared youtube is going to delete them and I won't be able to catch them all 😭😭😭

LIKE LOOK AT THEM

[chaoish1]

S-I-N, yes i am

ERMMM HI i’m kinda flop on tumblr but whatever here’s frank in dog mouth cage cuz y’all know what’s up

Alt version:

[the-ria]

Place your bets on who's getting an A

[g3r4rdsw4ywh0re]

Imagine you're meeting Gerard and he looks at you like that

[varjawilwarin]

I would fall down

[varjawilwarin]

Quite a name for peanut butter

[b1rd0fprey]

one of my fav mcr videos, never fails to make me laugh lol

[thyinum]

I wish everyone in the world started treating russia like they treat British Museum because there's exactly no difference. A colonial empire that looted/is currently looting other nations' precious cultural heritage and refuses to give it back. A big part of so called Great Russian Culture™ is build of stollen reliques, paintings, writings etc.

[badstitched]

Last call for my Neon Cicada pattern, exclusive on Patreon!

A new pattern drops this week and the cicada will go into hibernation.

https://www.patreon.com/badstitch

[tofupixel]

actually reworking this for the 1000th time :'''((((

[norhuu]

✨A woven yarn tapestry of the Shire✨

[varjawilwarin]

Rewatching am old childhood cartoon was a great decision

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[carpecake]

Not worth taking the risk

[thesaltofcarthage]

she’s a pretty snake

[varjawilwarin]

These pics are the most important for me. First day in Russia. Florent is still wearing my friendship-bracelet for him (on his right hand). Then, he took it off((( 

[hhuta]

scream he wore in the actual concert?!

[varjawilwarin]

He actually did