ERYTHROCYTE.

Oh Thank You Youre Very Gracious You Know

This Is Actually Very Fantastic And It All Works Out In My Schedule And You May Even Say That It Is

Vantastic

#I JUST TALKED TO THE CONDESCENSION AND DIDN'T GET CULLED OR ANYTHING.#EVERYTHING THAT I'VE LEARNED AND IS INBEDED IN MY THINKPAN IS CONFUSED.#I AM CONFUSED.#EVERYBODY IS FUCKING CONFUSED.

KANAYA.

YOU ARE VERY LUCKY I FIND YOU TOLERABLE, BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE TOTALLY KICKED YOUR ASS STRAIGHT OUT OF HUMOR 101.

I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING. I AM NOT MISUSING THAT. I AM FUCKING SCREAMING.

THE CONDESCENSION JUST EXPLAINED SOMETHING TO ME.

#WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.

WAIT A MINUTE.

sugaryexcess

"T)(irst" in t)(is context signifies sexual desire~

Someone “t)(irst follows” someone else w)(en t)(ey sea a selfie and decide t)(ey want to do t)(e sex wit)( t)(at person, so t)(ey follow t)(eir blog~

WHAT THE HELL. SO YOU SEE A PICTURE OF SOMEBODY (WHO YOU HAVEN'T EVEN REALLY MET YET) AND DECIDE "HM YEAH, I'D LOVE TO TAP THAT".

I CANNOT SEE THE LOGIC HERE. LIKE. AT ALL. BUT SURE, OKAY. WHATEVER THE FUCK FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

WHAT IN THE HELL EVEN IS A THIRST FOLLOWER.

LIKE, ARE THEY FOLLOWERS THAT FOLLOW AFTER YOU'VE POSTED PICTURES OF DRINKS OR WHAT.

I'M PRETTY SURE THEY CAN FIND THEIR OWN PICTURES OF BEVERAGES, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE POINT WOULD BE. I HAVE A THOUSAND QUESTIONS.

aint really all that much to talk about

#AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO PRESS THE MATTER I'LL LET IT SLIDE.#I'VE ALREADY FUCKED WITH YOU ENOUGH.#SEEING AS HOW I STILL HAVE YOUR SCARF.#AND MAYBE A FEW PAIRS OF SHOES.

IF YOU SAY SO.

Oh No

Im Sorry Professor I Really Will Focus More On My Studies Please Do Not Make Me Do This I Already Have So Much Work To Take Care Of And Im Sure Theres Some Other Way That I Can Pay You Back Like A Nicely Written Note Or A Free Hug Pass Or Something That Isnt A Paper

HMMMMMM.

SEEING AS I AM A KIND AND MERCIFUL TROLL (CUE THE LAUGHTRACK) I WILL LET YOU GO THIS TIME, BUT YOU BETTER ACE MY NEXT TEST. IT'S ON MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH WITHOUT USING CHEAP GAGS SUCH AS SLAPSTICK COMEDY AND JOKES ABOUT EXPELLING ANY SORT OF GAS. IF YOU PASS, YOU WILL BE AMONG LAUGHING LEGENDS.

Why Do You Need Details I Mean Really When I Say Theyre Funny They Are And You Should Trust My Judgment Here As One Of The Head Laughmasters In The University Of This Website Which Doesnt Exist And For A Very Good Reason To

And Anyway Do All Jokes Have To Fall Under Those Titles Such As Knock Knock And Memes Or Can They Just Be Funny Because Ill Be Quite Honest I Have Not Done As Much Research As I Could Have For This

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'LL TRUST YOUR JUDGEMENT. FOR NOW. IF I SEE A SHITTY JOKE, YOU WILL BE FIRED FROM THE UNIVERSITY. YOUR LAUGHMASTER DEGREE WON'T HELP YOU AFTER THAT.

THEY CAN, BUT USUALLY THEY HAVE A CATEGORY. NOT LIKE EVERY ONE NEEDS ONE, BUT STILL. IT'S EASIER TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN BY FUNNY JOKES THAT WAY. AND YOU BETTER READ UP, BECAUSE I WANT A TEN PAGE ESSAY NO DOUBLE SPACING ON MY DESK TOMORROW.

Funny Ones Of Course

They Really Should Be Laughing

KANAYA, YOU COULD NOT HAVE BEEN ANY LESS INFORMATIVE WITH THIS POST. I MEAN WHAT SORT OF JOKES GENRE WISE. KNOCK KNOCK? ANNOYINGLY DETAILED? SHORT AND PUNCHY? OR JUST MEME REFERENCES. THE LAST ONE ISN'T FUNNY (TO ME), BUT LOTS OF PEOPLE TO ENJOY THAT SHIT SO. SHRUGS.

im fairly certain ivve mentioned it before an im not completely comfortable convversin about it out in the open

OH. SORRY. WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ELSEWHERE OR?

patrolin the area a course wwhat else wwould i be doin

PATROLLING. YOU'RE. YOU'RE PATROLLING THE HIVE? AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'D BE DOING! BEING PARANOID?? I DON'T KNOW! I MEAN, YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING, YOU ASSHOLE!

yes

NO IT ISN'T! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANDERS AROUND AT NIGHT WITH THE FUCKING CROSSHAIRS. IT'S CREEPY, WHY THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT ANYWAY?!

because you SNEAK AROUND

GOING DOWN TO GET A SNACK IS SNEAKING?!

I WANT TO TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE BUT GREETING POSTS ARE FUCKING USELESS. THROWS MY HANDS IN THE AIR.

thats your owwn fault for sneakin around at night if you didnt do that wwe wwouldnt havve that problem noww would wwe