same jacket
Ah yes, while I leave the hospital (have you seen my bracelet yet?) because my apparent child was born, to go to sunglasses hut while rocking the jacket from the girl Iām supposed to be in a relationship with. Makes perfect sense. Iāll probably also go out drinking tonight and totally legit tweet about said baby for the first time since I found out two weeks after conception of said child at 3:32 am. Oh and 1DHq will tweet 2 min later about our Brit nominations but theyāll delete it cause, you know, bad timing with my child tweet. Theyāll tweet the same thing they just deleted ten minutes later. Not suspicious at all. Oh and my sisters on holiday with her boyfriend and my entire familyās still home, Iām buzzing that they flew out to be with my for the birth of my first son. Oh wait.
also my totally platonic arch enemy of a band mate will tweet cryptically (weird that keeps happening?) And my other two band mates will defiantly finally say something in regards to my child! wait Liam posted something, nope just about his tattooā¦maybe next time. And Niall fucked off away from all this buzzing excitement, he couldnāt handle he pure joy!!
But Iām buzzing like Iāve said every-time Iāve been forced to answer and I even tweeted! Look I added an emoji! Defiantly me! Well there goes all my plans of having no responsibilities! The ones Iāve been talking about non stop all promo season!! I guess lads holiday is canceled!
