DandyLion

28 - James - Florida - CARPE NATEM

[perkyshelley]

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

[theamazingspiderman]

Meet Rhino in SIX DAYS. Get tix now!

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

im gonna fucking cry

[barley-juice]

im gonna start uploading art here yayayay. god i missed tumblr's tagging system

[bobacupcake]

yes yesy yes yes yes yes hell yes ys yes yes

[bobacupcake]

BLGBGLGGBGLGLGLBBHLVLBVGLGLGBBLV

[stcantarella-moved]

obsessed w this gif i can't stop using it for everything.

[maythray]

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

[maythray]

im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye

[gauntletqueen]

Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit

[megacarapa]

happy sleepy bitch saturday

[morushroom]

may i share with you the best video on the internet

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

Hardware store saturday

[thepleasuregoblin]

Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

[datanazush]

Oh we’re talking about sex in fantasy settings are we?

[thepleasuregoblin]

Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we're having our panel down here in my wine cellar,

[datanazush]

WAIT I HAVEN’T FINISHED TELLING YOU HOW THE DROW MATRIARCHS DISCIPLINE THEIR UNRULY MALE CONSORTS

[datanazush]

ED DOES IT AGAIN

[mkeanarchytect]

[clevercrumbish]

DIRECTOR: Hey Tom Hardy here is some weird shit we're gonna put on your face to hide your beautiful little kissy lips pretty boy mouth

TOM HARDY, ENTIRELY NOT LISTENING BECAUSE HE'S BUSY FORMULATING AN ACCENT NO HUMAN BEING ON EARTH HAS EVER FUCKING HAD: Sure boss

[cannibalchicken]

[oliviawebsite]

its like the old saying goes: "jack off all trades, masturbate nuns" or somethingg likethat

[zoriety]

>wine enjoyers be like 'this one is so very dry'

>taste it

>it's wet

[tamagotchikgs]

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur