THEIR HEADS ON A PLATTER [ closed | kouha ]
♚ — Cooties? Oh no, not quite. If she’s going to wonder why, then it’d be rude of him not to tell her. “No, but you look like an overgrown two-year-old, so I don’t want to risk getting my hair all sticky.” She’s got these long, red nails, too , he’s noticing, and they’re probably razor sharp. He isn’t about to risk getting those ridiculous things caught up in his hair.
A frown settles on his lips as she, like everyone else, teases him for looking younger than he is. “I’m not pretending, bitch." He spits the word like it burns his tongue. "Kou Empire, in the east - you’ve heard of it, right? My father was the emperor."
"And I’m eighteen, anyway.”
「 ♡ 」 — ”Yeah? Well, at least I actually hit puberty, unlike you. Being stuck looking like a little kid must suck...I wouldn't mind looking 18 forever, but 10? Ohoho! How sad! I'd be surprised if they even let you in a bar during the day!”
「 ♡ 」 — ”GYAHA! But I feel sorry for you! Being the prince to an empire no one has ever heard of must be awful! It's almost like you're a big joke!”
This was...the worst. As soon as he says Kou Empire, she knows exactly who he is and what he was talking about. Kouha, right? This...is undoubtedly him. There's no use freaking out about that, though, so she goes ahead and touches his hair anyway. As Junko holds a lock of it in her hand, she nods at him a few times and lets go of it after she feels she's inspected it enough.
「 ♡ 」 — ”Holy shit, man. What the hell do you wash your hair with? It's so soft...I gotta get me some of that; my hair is dead from bleaching it.”















